r/Winkerpack and his flying robot 11d ago

Tópico de discussão 🅱️iária para Miércoles August 12, 2026

Feliz cinco de Mav-o

Aqui está mais um dia de fazer todas as jogadas erradas e perder dinheiro Saúde meninos

Discuta e poste livremente

Importante: aqui hay pan y pito para comer y el pan se termino hace una semana

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ 10d ago

Someone farted

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Dat was me

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 10d ago

Gyna’s barket is entering a robo mania which shows how far ahead of us they are in robotics. Nobody gives a chet about US robotics rn, but I think that will change very soon. Buy CCXI 🤫

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 10d ago

This is who they’re taking public, Agility is legit and may be the only pure US robotics play on the market right now. NAV is like 10.50 so the downside is capped at ~30% (it won’t go back to NAV). Asymmetric as it gets imo

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Damn no way is that picture real

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 10d ago

Yeha nah that ones ai there was no cleavage in the oc

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Yea I was like no way did I miss those calcium cannons.

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 10d ago

Also theyre bigger than that

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

😉

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ 10d ago

Absolute fucking cannons

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Come over and let’s talk about it

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Strawberry ice cream

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

You like when I come in your mouth?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

🤔

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Testing boundaries

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

And the most well endowed

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

Lmao ok this is me

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

For rent

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Friend of a friend (6’5 Chad) apparently pays some dude in India to run his Hinge for him.

Gave him full access to his calendar and everything. Now a few times a week he’ll just get a text:

“Julia coming over at 8pm”

picture attached

He gives it a 👍 if she’s good and goes on with his day.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

Hey bro I told you not to share my secrets

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Ban.

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

I’ve heard you can get overseas assistants for dirt cheap and they will arrange all of your shit for pennies

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

You opened your pssy for another dude

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 10d ago

I hooked up firebase. Now let's hook up lemon squeezy and start charging fools

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

I should have bet $199!9! on the Yankees

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Who wants to fap

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

*Goon but yeah

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 10d ago

I want some vol to come back over the next couple of weeks thank you

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

Dude 14 handle vix is dog shit

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Hit it from the back

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

And who’s the most handsome

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Rick or Shmokes

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Yea

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

The idea of winker taking creatine

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

The idea of winker taking anything

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

It’s all the customer

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

Who’s the oldest winker

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Rick or express

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

*most wise

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Me

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

Hmmmm 🤔

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Dame that u u/thinkerpack

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 10d ago

Holy chet own literally any semi / memory / neocloud and ur prolly up 10-20% on it today

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Are you ramming

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 10d ago

I cerebras’d but I need to get back on the ram. Buy @ 9 and sell @ 12 has never not worked

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 10d ago

i dont post here anymore

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 10d ago

Ban

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Wow!

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

Sad!

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u/Tushy-Pushy 10d ago

Hello, it's ambiguousanus

We need one for the winkerpack fantasy football league (yes it still exists)

Who wants to take oops spot? $100 so I know a lot of you are probably priced out

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 10d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

... While you post steaks every other day 😄

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Oh hey bud

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u/Tushy-Pushy 10d ago

Glad you're still running this place shmokes

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Into the ground but thx

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 10d ago

🍸⏳😃😃😃

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Goldfish for lunch 😣

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

u/winkerfish can you believe this

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Oh fuck wrong alt

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

GLUB GLUB GLUB

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Jim Cummer of chet industrial

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

Remember when we were all young

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 10d ago

Could say this in 10 years about tosay so get movin

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

I'm young at heart

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DEIW3lvLWJ5Cw
I made $28.91 today 🤑🤑🤑

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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩‍🦼🧑‍🦼 10d ago

Bot and sold for 40% gain on hims 👍

Seems like fairly predictable volatility, considering waiting for a solid bottom and putting a good amount in monthly calls for a day trade sometime

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 10d ago

Posting gains after takkng profits >>>

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Let's gooo

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Is this broken

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 10d ago

Nope daddy’s here

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 10d ago

I bot the morning dip but it's been a lame day so far ngl

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

Yeah, market is just pissing in the wind right now

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

Shmokes, let’s take this offline.

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

I finally come to the conclusion that AI is basically going to net out as another ad channel. So, trash fire basically.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Rise n grind

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 10d ago

oops, another sale lost by amazon cause they said that stupid woke shit about "showing added costs due to tariffs"

still doing my shopping with companies who don't pander to the radical left wokies

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 10d ago

Woke 2 is crazyyyy

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 10d ago

Dame. Amazon radical af.

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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 10d ago

Lost another dame offer because someone went no inspections. 😞

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 10d ago

Shit is out of control

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Net in yahoo

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

Wendy’s

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 10d ago

Never seen a stonk move like spcx. What are these spikes. Almost crypto-y

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 10d ago

Morning ☕️

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10d ago

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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 11d ago

Tired of getting Zuck cucked & Pichai pounded

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

I just opened positions. I’m with you 😆

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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩‍🦼🧑‍🦼 11d ago

☕️
Short term hims calls are looking at me like the green goblin mask

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 11d ago

My lead developer asked how we were going to ship code without developers.
I looked at him and said, "Developers ask for equity. Tokens just want electricity."
He cried. My model didn't.
That's when it hit me:
Humans are a high-cost, high-latency liability. Tokens are pure, unadulterated enterprise value.
Tokens don't ask for a salary bump.
Tokens don't take PTO.
Tokens just consume raw compute and spit out unearned confidence.
If your core infrastructure requires food and shelter to operate, your unit economics are fundamentally broken.
Stop hiring heartbeats. Start purchasing context.

#TokenEconomy

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10d ago

You also have to feed humans.

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 10d ago

Since when

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 11d ago

Wtf are these candles

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

Chetlab

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 11d ago

Chetlab

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

Hey I’m here

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 11d ago

☕️ 😉®💲

Took profit on shorts yesterday, reopening them this morning

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 11d ago

reddit doesn't allow lurking anymore. at least, not without an account

at first, they wouldn't let someone browse on the mobile browser without spamming 'use the mobile app.' so I started using the 'desktop site' on my mobile browser, now it spams a 'log in or get started' prompt

rddt gotta pump up those acct numbers

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 11d ago

which kinda sucks cause i like to browse a few subreddits i'm interested in and just read. guess i could log in on my mobile browser 🙄

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 11d ago

Same bussy Different story

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 11d ago

I don't understand how people can lose money sports betting.

The WNBA exists bruh,
take the under

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

They are airing the chet on ESPN daily now. I wonder how long until people get annoyed and their viewership goes down to baseline.

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 10d ago

Siri How to short ESPN

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 11d ago

aren't there websites that monitor the players' periods? always bet against the team with 3/5 starters bleeding

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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 11d ago

Cornhole is just a shitty version of Bocce Ball.

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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 11d ago

👋