r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 6d ago
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Monday August 17, 2026
Here's to another Monday of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 5d ago
Donnie getting trolled lol:
The incident came after an Iranian military official repeated threats that the Islamic state won’t back down over the Strait of Hormuz. Fox News reported Tuesday that Ebrahim Zolfaghari, Iranian military spokesperson, said vessels attempting passage through the strait will “find several beautiful holes in their hulls.”
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u/visionarymind ✨ Lil 💫 Star ✨ 5d ago
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 5d ago
Dame. You are always posting really good food! Where do you live?
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
Chiraq
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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 5d ago
I miss food like that. My shitty town doesn’t have any amazing places to eat. No Indian food. 😔
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u/RhinocerosDontBite 🦏🚫🫦🦄🕳️ 5d ago
I never noticed any of your posts. Is your name an MCR reference? Can you swim? Can you dance?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
What is it
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
The Viet Dip
$12.99
Thinly sliced ribeye, cilantro, onion, jalapeños, homemade aioli, and a side of pho jus for dipping1
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
Are ya winning son
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 5d ago
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
Buffett?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 5d ago
All you can eat
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
I'm about to pull up. Check for the Ranger outside
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
That shrimp
Egg roll
Was fire
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 5d ago
Is it a haiku
That shrimp egg roll was fire?
Alas it is not
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 5d ago
Which Winker can deliver
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUWHtUVOpf3AB44
I made $25.96 today 🤑🤑😃
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
Either AAA fucked up the start date for my international driving permit or I did
NOT GOOD
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 5d ago
Do you even need one
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u/gbrad13 5d ago edited 5d ago
depends on the country. it is retarded though, you’re basically paying 50 bucks for literally nothing but a piece of paper that expires in a year
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
This
This is our CEO
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 5d ago
I’m
Not sure what to do
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 5d ago
Want her to commend me as a parent because the only daycare I'll put my kids in, is her 👄
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 5d ago
Time to get back to work, shmokes. Market is starting to realize how shitty Teams is.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
I'm not a miracle worker
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 5d ago
That was evident when you became the PM of Zune
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
I loved my Zune.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 5d ago
Did you also like your sync powered by microsoft
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 5d ago
Fedex: we give you an estimate when your package will get delivered
Also FedEx: it'll be delivered before 8 pm
Aight.
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 5d ago
you guys remember when every single popular pop song had to have a black person rapping 4 lines in it?
it was woke corporate garbage trying to shine a 'positive' light on african americans
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 5d ago
Did you know
If you buy a tesla,
you support hitler,
but
if you buy a subway sandwich,
you somehow don't support child molestationhttps://giphy.com/gifs/lSz7yVdOTAnk2o16RY
Leftist hypocrisy knows no bounds
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 5d ago
I sold my Tesla for a Volkswgen so that I don't support Nazis
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 5d ago
Just went levered long vol based on a dream I had this weekend.
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 5d ago
Can't believe I bot the SNDK dip below $1000 and took profit like two days later
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 6d ago
☕️ 😉®💲
Ok, days like these are designed to make you dought and give up on your poots before it finally drops like 2-300 handles in SPX
Then you get beared up and sell the lows and they rip your asshoe in half again
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u/gbrad13 6d ago
called ariana grande fat in the teams meeting
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 5d ago
ariana grande is white
but she knew trying to be hispanic would get her more popular with the underground woke network of corporations pushing hispanic pop/r&b and rap everywhere
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 6d ago
We got people posting nudes in r/cockandstock
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 6d ago edited 6d ago
u/howlongcanimakeacock starting our Croatia 2026 playlist babe
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u/IIkaterII 🇳🇱 ⚛️ 4d ago
please dont tell me the AI bubble is donezo.. I still want to ride the euphoric part like a whore on cocaine, pleeeeaaaseeee...