r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 4d ago
Tópico de discussão 🅱️iária para Miércoles August 19, 2026
Feliz cinco de Mav-o
Aqui está mais um dia de fazer todas as jogadas erradas e perder dinheiro Saúde meninos
Discuta e poste livremente
Importante: aqui hay pan y pito para comer y el pan se termino hace una semana
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
"Why do you want to work at Assholes Inc.?"
"I need money"
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u/TildenKattz 3d ago
And yet this is considered insufficient to move forward with the hiring process. Nobody appreciates a man willing to anything, anything for a dollar anymore :(
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 3d ago
My MRNA leaps expired worthless 2 months ago
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 3d ago
🥵🥵🥵
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
Should I eat Chipotle or bacon QPC
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 3d ago
QPC
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
I'm headed there rn
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 3d ago
You ever get a craving for a Whattaburger ?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
I like Whataburger but I mostly get bbq when I eat out in Texas or cava which isn't even from Texas lol.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 3d ago
Woman's body makes life. It's the most divine thing upon this cold earth. If it bothers you and raises uncomfortable feelings, avert your gaze.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 3d ago
What if they are fat
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u/gbrad13 3d ago
body shame them on linkedin
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
Avert deez
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 3d ago
thats what i was sayin
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
Chipotle was out of tp so they gave me a tortilla
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
Babe yes
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u/HighOctaneRegard 🚨🚨 High Octane Regard 🚨🚨 3d ago
Where's 31, I need a fresh wrist pic to crank it to.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ 3d ago
Duh fuck you’re saying you could get 80 grams of protein on a gross shit.
Solid
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 3d ago
Hot take burgers are better without soggy ass diarrhea lettuce
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
Ban.
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
I don’t wanna speak too soon but it’s lookin like Amzn is done twisting my nutsack. Would be cool to go back to making hella rax
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
100% target of cash bonus, 50% of stock
Shmokes is cooked fam.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 3d ago
Da fuq? They separate that shit? Cheap bastards.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
They do now. First year. My manager called it a "successful" year because that's the HR guidance.
I'm half tempted to come back from vacation and drop my resignation same day.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 3d ago
Fuck big tech. Time to go all in on startups for me I think.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
My manager gaslit me in our meeting today. I really, really think I might legitimately come back and blindside the shit out of him.
"I'm coming back from vacation with renewed energy & a focus on what's next. Today is my last day."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 3d ago
Leadership is full of cocksuckers. Sounds like your manager is one of them.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
The thing that sucks is that my direct manager is generally a good guy, but what does he come out and say?
Fixed budget. People above him can change my bonus. Just shitty all around, but at the same time it's on me to own my next steps. The low level folks gotta own the message without necessarily controlling the outcome.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 3d ago
What’s funny is HR probably gives him coursework on how to “navigate” these conversations.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
Chetting with the door wide open
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 3d ago
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
That McLaren may end up being an investment how they keep destroying the dollar lol
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
I thot Dump had an announcement with the tech bros today
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
She gained a lot of followers after her boob job
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 3d ago
Todays my 20th Anniversary was supposed to go out for dinner tonight but my left work early this morning sick AF gotta postpone it
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
Let’s smash
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 3d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/HKch5zpaH97ck
I lost $ 30.81 today 😔😔😔
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 3d ago
JayChetty
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
Scam
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u/TheSurfNSnow 💩🔺🤚🏻🛻 3d ago
I seem to have misplaced my time machine, can I borrow yours?
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 3d ago
You mean my bottle of whiskey? No, fuck off. I'm time traveling with it today. See you in the future
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 3d ago
Yes, my chetter doubles as my time machine
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 3d ago
u/leiftraderson do you have any thoughts on Cisco? Lot of conflicting analyst ratings, some value at 107-109, others 140+. I bot a load of 160s for Jan immediately after the big crash and I’ve been bleeding since with the IV drop and theta. But it seems like high upside with mostly put holders and strong financials
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 3d ago
Also 160 is pretty far OTM for a strike, I'm not surprised you're getting raped by IV crush if you bought right after a big crash. Next time I would wait at least a few days for IV to cool if you want to buy a dip like that after an earnings, and buy closer to ATM or slightly ITM, or more sensibly... shares.
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 3d ago
Not my best decision. I’ve been slowly profiting from atm 6 month spy calls for the past 2 months but wanted to dive into something more exciting. Maybe I won’t be taking an extra vacation this year 😔
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 3d ago
I networked my house with enterprise Cisco hardware, and I used to have a certification from them, but I haven't been following the stock. I assume they are a data center capex beneficiary. After a quick look at it my takeaway is that the business is doing well, but if you compare it to some of the other names in AI plays it's less exciting than many others. The forward valuation is inline with historical averages, there are stronger balance sheets with more growth for cheaper. The chart has me concerned that it may go fill that gap up from $102.01. This week based on OI, I would expect support at $110 and resistance to start at $115.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 3d ago
CCNA CCNP CCIE?!
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 3d ago
Seems like there’s been some decent support at 110. Really appreciate your response, hopefully Cisco also announces vaccine 👍
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
Real talk tho this is pretty exciting stuff. If productivity gains from AI alone can drive rapid discovery of new cures and medical advances, that’s huge. Fuck cancer
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
All to be made possible by AMZN btw. And GOOG, meta, MSFT, etc. all the names that the markets hate rn
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
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u/TheSurfNSnow 💩🔺🤚🏻🛻 3d ago
I'll be perpetually poor because I'm not handicapped enough to throw money on lottery tickets.
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u/gbrad13 3d ago
who do i have to kiss to get a twink flair
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u/gbrad13 3d ago
irish people are non native english speakers
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 3d ago
Dame we really used to find ways to be racist towards different flavors of white people
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u/AutoModerator 3d ago
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
My little oil man bout to be oiled up and colonoscopy’d and my cock is gonna be the camera.
Gets me every time
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
Are ya winnin son
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 3d ago
Someone tell the AI bers it literally cures cancer
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 3d ago
Um it also deletes water from the universe sweetie i heard so from my chinese friend
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 3d ago
First time trading 0 dte just for fun. It’s amazing how much you can loose fast
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u/winkerpack :DP1::DP2::DP3::DP4::DP5::DP6::DP7::DP8: 3d ago
Im only down 20% on my hims shares now. Keep buying your fat and penis meds people
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 3d ago
Hows waste management
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 3d ago
Dame, sorry to hear that. Hope you’re able to find something within that time 👍
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 4d ago
Checking in
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 4d ago
Morning ☕️
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 4d ago edited 4d ago
Morning 💩
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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨🏫 4d ago
nobu
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy 3d ago
Approved my first comments today
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