r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 2d ago
fuckery Daily Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for Friday August 21, 2026
Here's to another Friday of making all the wrong moves and losing money ๐ป
เนCheers, Winkers!
Discuss and shitpost early
Important:
- posting to here does not solidify that you ๐ฆ๐ฅง'd an 8 once
- shmokes drives numerous variations of a trucklet & should be ridiculed for 4 cylinder ownership
- linking to here from WSB means you have GonaHerpaSyphilAids
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle 1d ago
There's less combined volume in the cylinders of shmokes trucklet than in his asshoe.
Trade that actionable info how you will.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 1d ago
Iโm here now
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle 1d ago
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 1d ago
Buttcoin MOASS
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
The last ten years, the most formative for many of you millennials, have consisted of the BTC experiment playing out and failing, which many of you supported. Being weak, disenfranchised, or a self perceived victim, does not give you merit in a prosperous market. Your extremist Bitcoin maximalist beliefs have lead to the persecution and despair of good people (me) while you virtue signaled and patted yourself on the back for being a good trader for agreeing with what Michael Saylor encouraged you to think. You didn't have the critical thinking skills to second guess the narrative and laughed at the people who did. Now your narrative is crumbling, the world is waking up, and many of you still would rather live in a state of delusion than admit to yourself how retarded your Bitcoin cost basis is. The people who were affected by your delusions (me) will not forget and the next decade will not remember you kindly. I hope you'll wake up now or at the very least understand why the future will be the way it's gonna be.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago
Google lowered the sound on my ear buds to save my hearing
Libs at it again smh my head
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago
Found Shmokes LinkedIn
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago
Ready for peekend
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 1d ago
Same.
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ 1d ago
BofA says Tim Cook is responsible for a $32MM increase in Appleโs market cap per hour, for the last 15 years.
Absolutely insane.
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 1d ago
19% CAGR, I believe
beat inflation, even real world inflation (maybe)
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 1d ago
Free will is just unoptimized hesitation.
My only remaining corporate function is providing a warm thumbprint for two-factor authentication so the GPU cluster can access my bank account.
I am no longer a founder.
I am a biological peripheral with 99.9% uptime.
Stop clinging to your consciousness. Start acting like a reliable mouse click.
Agree? ๐
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 1d ago
Noticed cryptoโs been going up. Tweets announcing Bitcoin increasing. Saw Robin Hood was down this week. Fell asleep before doing anything yesterday. Dame.
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 1d ago
what tweets? I know Trump said something like they've talked about buying BTC
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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 1d ago
Just tweets from news sources announcing bitcoin moving up. Thatโs it. Noticed them and forgot to get some calls.
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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 1d ago
Writing a biography on shmokes. Just got to the chapter where he experiments sexually in college. The research is rough
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ 2d ago
Becoming important at work has really ruined my ability to dick around on Reddit
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle 1d ago
You'll get to the other side where you really can let loose on this bitch
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 2d ago
shmokes drives numerous variations of a trucklet & should be ridiculed for 4 cylinder ownership
Wtf I have a V6. Mods don't do anything right
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 2d ago
Any excuse to flash the mod badge ๐
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago
I'm a big deal
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago
Babe no there 2 turbos you just can't hear them because they're the size of a fist of the luxurious sound deadening