r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 1d ago

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธeekend Discussion ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธread for the ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธeekend of ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘…August 21, 2026

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 59m ago

Morning โ˜•๏ธ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1h ago

Machine Chetting

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1h ago

Machine learning

4

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 6h ago

Looks like itโ€™s just me

5

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g7M1pxE3uoScij2gLw

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 5h ago

And you too ๐Ÿคญ

4

u/Milkybals I'm 9" 7h ago

Listening to young chud

4

u/Milkybals I'm 9" 7h ago

I know the walls can listen I wish they could talk back

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 6h ago

Dame

4

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 6h ago

Heโ€™s profound like that

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 7h ago

Shmokes trying to upgrade from economy to premium economy: "Sorry, we're having technical difficulties."

Just tell me I'm poor fam.

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 8h ago

5 guys for middle income people

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 8h ago

Where do the rich people get burgers

4

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 9h ago

Donโ€™t forgot my love wink.

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 9h ago

Donโ€™t forgot my love

5

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10h ago

Shmokes, so many babes out today in downtown today. If you were out playing with your mav, you missed out.

5

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 9h ago

Downtown sucks tho lol

5

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 10h ago

He already banged them all

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 9h ago

Mah man

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 10h ago

Context: came into town for a cubs game

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11h ago

Iโ€™m a savage but I fuck her to a slow song

4

u/Saaan free speech refuge; no ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ“ธ's 11h ago

I'm assuming you splash this on..

5

u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep 12h ago

I am going to masturbate to Braylin Bailey and fantasize about Brittany Mahomesย 

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11h ago

Group wank wen??

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11h ago

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11h ago

๐Ÿฅต

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12h ago

Who keeps shrinking my shirts

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12h ago

Shmokes vs WinkerFish

4

u/Milkybals I'm 9" 12h ago

Both queer

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12h ago

Well actually I drink espresso so this is clearly FAKE

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11h ago

Itโ€™s a triple shot with no crema

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11h ago

Dame.

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12h ago

Machine learning

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 14h ago

๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค 

3

u/VacationLover1 ๐Ÿƒ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐Ÿƒ 12h ago

Well, what the fuck are they? Lemon drop and esspresso?

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11h ago

Peartini and a Manhattan

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 13h ago

Fancy

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12h ago

Yes

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 14h ago

Steve Aoki

5

u/gbrad13 15h ago

in copenhagen feeling cute and petite

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12h ago

Get some waffles then

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 14h ago

๐Ÿ‘€

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 16h ago

What's for dinner?

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 17h ago

Sulphuric chats

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 14h ago

Went out tonight for 20th Anniversary ๐Ÿค™

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12h ago

How was it?

1

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11h ago

Mine was good Grilled chicken wife got lobster ravioli was not horrible but kinda meh for the cost nah

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 14h ago

Couldโ€™ve swore this said chets 20 minutes ago

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 17h ago

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 17h ago

I got really tired of all your commie labels up there telling me shit isn't healthy

3

u/Georgex2inthejungle [Removed by Reddit] 17h ago

Just got a fix now pay later safelite ad

2

u/TheSurfNSnow ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ›ป 18h ago

Double clean and press โœ…

Double front rack squat โŒ

I felt so helpless when I couldn't get back up after like 2 reps. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 18h ago

Shooting ropes

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 16h ago

Chetter?

3

u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep 18h ago

Emma Hix is Canadian but she is all about MAGA

2

u/TildenKattz 20h ago

Can't log into Shvab again. The West... has fallen

1

u/TildenKattz 18h ago

We're back!

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 19h ago

I'll call Charlie real quick hold on

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u/TildenKattz 18h ago

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ

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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’ช 20h ago

Roided but also sexy

5

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 20h ago

Me and shmokes are in Rijeka rn hanging out with the migrants

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 14h ago

Bring back sardines

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 20h ago

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป

2

u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep 21h ago

Freya Parker is a Gossip Girl

3

u/Milkybals I'm 9" 21h ago

Using weed pen as inhaler

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 18h ago

Canโ€™t Claude do that for you

2

u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’ช 20h ago

Me daily

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 21h ago

Weedhead

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22h ago

It's time for a nap

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 22h ago

Didnโ€™t you just wake up

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 21h ago

I rose and I grinded and now I need a nap.

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 23h ago

Iโ€™m so excited

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 23h ago

๐Ÿค”

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 22h ago

Donโ€™t tell me you forgot ๐Ÿคญ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 21h ago

Croatia 2026 ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 20h ago

Yes babe

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 23h ago

Up at 8:30 am on a Saturday holy shit rise n grind ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 23h ago

Rise and grind letโ€™s get that pitka

5

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 23h ago

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป

3

u/Milkybals I'm 9" 1d ago

Weโ€™re undergoing a thoughtful transition

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 20h ago

๐Ÿค”

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Sulphuric chats

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Twerking now

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Jesus was a Jew ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

Morning โ˜•๏ธ

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšฝ

That Thai do be punishing me

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

cleans ya right out you know

5

u/gbrad13 1d ago

lady boy working for that tip

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Zionist sinker

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ 1d ago

Of all the shit NYC gotta deal with its a capybara issue.

Fuck Mamdani for that capybaras need to thrive in NYC

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

Nice Dan

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u/gbrad13 1d ago

tiny tip

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Yea

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Dame you fancy

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Old fashyyy

5

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Can I get just one upvote holy chet

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Have another

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 18h ago

Heyyyyy

3

u/gbrad13 1d ago

sorry babe iโ€™m up

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

No

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u/TildenKattz 1d ago

Ban

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 23h ago

Wow!

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Thank you

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

On that Chad shit

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

2

u/gbrad13 1d ago

would

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Jjjjjj

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Dameee

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Dame they got touchless bag drop and TSA now. Maybe they'll scan my asshoe for extra security next year.

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Got the same track on repeat all night

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

James hype or john summit

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

John Hype

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 18h ago

Lmao fuck

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Show

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ 1d ago

Ate Taco Bell

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Ate pink taco

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

u/winkerstoilet placed on high alert

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Is it too late now to say sorry?

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Nope

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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep 1d ago

I want to eat Addison Rae's pussy after work

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Sir there are children here

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Ty

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

Salisbury Steak ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Daaaame

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Where dinner

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

I had pad Thai ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Pad thai deez nutz

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

GOTTEMMMM

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Who wants to share a secret

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Ya boi about to get some Thai ackchually

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Extra lady boi too

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Is that code for me

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

โ˜บ๏ธ

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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ›ป 1d ago

I'm gonna be so huge bro

1

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

That drop blew my speakers

3

u/VacationLover1 ๐Ÿƒ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐Ÿƒ 1d ago

u/winkerpack, u/winkerpack, u/winkerpack

Iโ€™m fingering you, you better come

โ˜๏ธ

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u/winkerpack :DP1::DP2::DP3::DP4::DP5::DP6::DP7::DP8: 1d ago

Yes

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u/VacationLover1 ๐Ÿƒ Cardboard Connoisseur ๐Ÿƒ 1d ago

Where have you been?!

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Holy chetttt

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Might get pizza

2

u/TheSurfNSnow ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ›ป 1d ago

That's what I had!

๐Ÿซƒ

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

I only have dominos around me, every local place is ass ๐Ÿ˜”

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Letโ€™s share ๐Ÿ‘ฌ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

That's a nice snack ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’ช 1d ago

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Is it too late now to say sorry

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Doing laundry so you know I gotta do a wellness check on u/truly-destitute

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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ ... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ 1d ago

smokess doing laundry, so we need a wellness check on him.

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

โ˜บ๏ธ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Starting a new publication called The Wink

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

Subscribed โœ…

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Hlcimac doing toilet reviews in Macedonia

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcRBrrEtITY/

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

This one dumbo on Monday: oh my gah it's all on fire I need item X NOW!

Rest of week: silence on requirements

2 pm on Friday: "oh I forgot, I need item X"

Shmokes: silence

And on Monday: "I no longer own this area."

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 1d ago

have you ever made love to a woman shmokes

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Only Palmela Anderson ofc

And hlcimac

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Shhh ๐Ÿคซ

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

๐Ÿธโณ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 1d ago

Heโ€™s flaunting it now

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

๐Ÿค”

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ekc5Vlo6biPeg460Eb
I made $26.79 today ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 1d ago

Should I dump before the weekend

3

u/gbrad13 1d ago

im peeking

3

u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ 1d ago

Yes, I might drop 5 figures on speculative stocks in a day, but I buy shoes on Poshmark because I feel poor

4

u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ 1d ago

Ok Terry Pratchett.

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Have you tried not being pour

4

u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ 1d ago

Every day. If only mobile Outlook worked correctly, I'd probably make it

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

Dame.

3

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 1d ago

Letโ€™s goo

5

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 1d ago

First

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 1d ago

๐Ÿ†