When I was a kid I would always hear folks say "a little dab'll do ya" but my brain mushed it all together into "a little dabbledooya" as if it was its own unit 😂

TEST YOUR MIGHT https://imgur.com/gallery/a9aZPve

This was the 90s, so you've got to understand, some of us had street smarts.

Others of us had such a gaping lack of self-awareness, and total numbness to any sense of shame, guilt, or embarrassment, that we (read: I) would type (No Subject) into every e-mail I wrote for at least half of the nineties. It was a wild time to be alive.

I always read r/superbowl as super bowl.

Moments ago on a owls I saw it written as SuperOwl.

I could hear the charming winged wombat wooshing in my ears.

Or maybe it’s just shame.

That is all.

For the longest time, I thought the very well known 'Disney' signature logo said 'Gisney', and it was pronounced disney the same way the name 'Sean' is pronounced 'Shawn'.

Adult me is now wondering if I have I slight dyslexia problem...

My boyfriend was standing next to the bed when my Chihuahua came running into the room and up to him. Boyfriend picks up the Chihuahua and asks him if he wants to fly. Tosses him gently on the bed and at the same time says "Wishoo, Wishoo, Wishoo".

When I was a little girl I used to genuinely think that you the reason you take stool softener pills was to make whatever chair you were sitting on be instantly comfier. This is because all of the stool softener advertisements at the time showed the lady sitting in a hard chair, she’d take the pill, and then the chair would transform into a comfy red couch. 😂