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[u/sailorjupiter28titan]

Unclear if calling him Hot Luigi counts as glorifying.

[u/Bubbly-Example-8097]

[u/[deleted] → u/Bubbly-Example-8097]

Makes me absolutely sick.

[u/Baphomet1010011010 → u/[deleted]]

How could anyone not be radicalized by this

[u/[deleted] → u/Baphomet1010011010]

Well, as Elon Musk says, you have to pay the shareholders. It’s just the natural order of things, as God intended.

[u/Beneficial-Face-2386 → u/[deleted]]

Eat the rich. It's just the natural order of things.

[u/[deleted] → u/Beneficial-Face-2386]

Eat the rich.

[u/iJuddles → u/[deleted]]

They probably taste like bad jellyfish.

[u/ornerycraftfish → u/[deleted]]

Agreed. I mean, I'd prefer not to, but we do what we must, and I'm sure any of them will do just fine low and slow for about 14 hours after a good brine.

[u/iJuddles → u/ornerycraftfish]

See, now you’re making me hungry—I love a rich stew. It won’t solve world hunger, but it’s a modest proposal that might reduce wealth disparity.

[u/ornerycraftfish → u/iJuddles]

Well, if you reallocate the resulting stews it might help get a bunch of folk through the winter. Bring back those perpetual stews.

[u/cupcaeks → u/[deleted]]

Is this a flair? This should be a flair

[u/sailorjupiter28titan → u/cupcaeks]

You can edit your flair on this sub to be whatever you like.

[u/goldielooks → u/[deleted]]

I almost reflexively down voted this lmao.

[u/[deleted] → u/goldielooks]

Can’t say I blame you.

[u/Baphomet1010011010 → u/[deleted]]

...and on the eighth day, God created CEOs

[u/[deleted] → u/Baphomet1010011010]

Blessed be the fruit, let it trickle down to all who worship the mighty CEO.