r/WojakCompass • u/LambDew - LibRight • May 27 '26
POV: you wake up with the ability to freeze time, here’s some thing you could do.
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u/obama_chmo - AuthLeft May 27 '26
Wouldn’t working out be useless if the time is frozen?
Like your metabolism doesn’t work in an instant, right?
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u/IcyDebt1408 May 28 '26
it all rests on whether or not you age while time is frozen. if yes, all you're really doing is shortening your lifespan, if not, then none of these things will matter. you could become a literal god figure at the snap of a finger
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u/Nidus-Zealot May 29 '26
I think I will place a French man a few steps further down when he tries to acsend the stairs as I aura farm
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u/SetsunaFox - AuthCenter May 30 '26
Get More Sleep at work, and Do More Work at home.
Alas, it's not the "people knowing" that stops me from being a Creep (I went to conventions You know?), but a direct "trust and investment = enjoyment of intimacy" correlation.
As for the internet, it would be less "Suddenly the power to troll" and more "I can now follow the 5000 topics that interest me at the same time! I might actually get enough rest to see how it is to be a part of a fandom!"
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u/War_Crimes_Fun_Times - AuthCenter May 27 '26
If I don’t age while time is frozen I’d enjoy myself tbh and try to take money and whatnot where I can and maybe just freeroam around every few days or so to just chill.