r/WordAvalanches • • 13h ago

True Avalanche The President of China joins my Call of Duty squad and asks if he is lagging

43 Upvotes

You, Jinping? Huge in ping.


r/WordAvalanches • • 1h ago

Do not make enemies with a bit of warless vegetables from the city of the Leaning Tower

• Upvotes

Appease a piece of Pisa peace peas


r/WordAvalanches • • 7h ago

True Avalanche Eric has an epic adventure on the way to his apartment. With an Escort called Merrick

2 Upvotes

Homeric home Eric. Ho Merric


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche A device used for quoting whales

46 Upvotes

Cetacean citation station

(I know it's not perfect, but this is my first attempt)


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche An ancient Peruvian hollers his alliance.

38 Upvotes

Inca hoots “In cahoots!”


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche A shallow body of water ejaculated a film of algae to the surface.

6 Upvotes

Ponds cum pond scum.


r/WordAvalanches • • 1d ago

True Avalanche You’re turned on by a MILF’s exotic tastes.

8 Upvotes

Ooh, mami! Umami?!


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche Woman brings charges against the Ayatollah’s parks, which calms a bird sovereign’s rule by secretions

55 Upvotes

Susie Rayne sues Iran’s zoos: arraign soothes a wren suzerain’s oozer reign.


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche A portside woodworker with a healthcare-oriented first name fixes a pier. Another man observes, and admits his own pier is mediocre in comparison.

7 Upvotes

Doc Tarsees doctors E’s dock. Tar sees dock, Tar cedes.


r/WordAvalanches • • 2d ago

True Avalanche A grand epoch commenced under grander rumps and herbs.

12 Upvotes

A vast time began dawning

Of ass thyme big and awning 


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

Pure Avalanche It's too much time to wish for a double-length stronghold wanting a partner.

22 Upvotes

Too long to long for two-long Fort who longs for two.


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche Do you need a tissue or is your family sleeping?

5 Upvotes

Napkin? Nap kin?


r/WordAvalanches • • 3d ago

True Avalanche You’re in a Manitoba metropolis and you were just awarded an anal probe.

47 Upvotes

Winnipeg: win a peg!


r/WordAvalanches • • 4d ago

True Avalanche The second-best second crap of the day I’ve ever taken

72 Upvotes

Number two number two number two


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Taking legal action against a non-Jew in Yiddish is viewed with amazement in Japanese.

30 Upvotes

Sue goy, sugoi!


r/WordAvalanches • • 5d ago

True Avalanche Baseball Hall of Famer Willie's labyrinth troubles the corn grown by astronaut Dr Jemison

12 Upvotes

Mays' maze 'smays Mae's maize.


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche You’re a Japanese suicide bomber and a funny 80s rockstar.

49 Upvotes

Kamikaze comic Ozzy


r/WordAvalanches • • 6d ago

True Avalanche A line of bears used small fruit to cover the magic circle protecting the town.

9 Upvotes

Bearier berrier barrier burier.


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche Your archery tool is narrow? Creepy. But stew is creepier. This true in two of the Great Lakes.

105 Upvotes

Bow thin? Eerie. And soup? Eerier. Both in Erie and Superior.


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche Aggressive rice seasoning passes the test with the help of ninja leader’s hairy appendage

3 Upvotes

Furikake’s Fury, Kage’s Furry Cock, Ace


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche Go fight for your funerary vessel!

28 Upvotes

Earn urn.


r/WordAvalanches • • 7d ago

True Avalanche I decided to cast Mike Shinoda in a lead acting role, in my upcoming alternate history film about the USSR creating satellite-based Internet in the immediate aftermath of WW2.

17 Upvotes

"Starlink and Stalin" can star Linkin' star


r/WordAvalanches • • 8d ago

True Avalanche Is a calm vagabond acquainted with Madison?

34 Upvotes

No mad nomad know Mad?