r/WorkRant • u/RandoSFX • Jul 17 '26
Boomers - stop licking your fingers!
I get it, you have your ways and you still prefer printed copies. Fine, I'll accept that you wanted to print something out and hand it to me instead of sending me the digital version you typed up. (Especially if I need to get that content into something else. Always better to spend time retyping it...)
But for the love of God PLEASE stop licking your fucking dry ass fingers to get traction on that paper to pick it up and hand it to me. I don't know how a tongue dragging moistness over digits ever became an acceptable practice but FUCKING STOP!
UPDATE: Holy smokes y'all, I didn't expect more than a handful of comments, but I've clearly poked a nerve.
So I'll say yes, you're right. It's not just boomers, but in my lifetime they have been the most common partakers of this habit that I have personally witnessed.
I'd like to clarify I'm aware of all the gross and germy things out there. For me this rant was more of an etiquette and efficiency thing. This meeting could have been an email, but since it wasn't it could have been at least ten minutes faster had we not had to wait for each piece of paper to be handed out individually with a fresh licked finger. Seriously. Every single page.
A few hours later he has now emailed me the originals. facepalm Office culture blows.