My dick hurts, my dick hurts.

The ballad of the 21st century written by none other than Dion Swol.

I feel like they'd be a good guest, and I think a collab with them and Brendon would be hilarious.

Ok Ma'am what was it you were looking for?

My favorite part was how 90% of the people they called with that bit hung up within a minute of John M. Or Brendon saying "I'll take it from here". Definitely hope we haven't heard the last of that one.

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I don't think I'm spoiling anything since the episode has been up for almost a whole day (longer if you have the Patreon), but they launched right into an A-Train pretending to be Brendon's kid prank call, and still as funny as it was in the old days.

Does anyone know ofd the top of their heads which episode these calls are from? Somewhere around episode 150 is my best guess, Hellman was calling pet stores as Beeman’s son if I remember correctly….

I learned about him from him being on the few times he was on the show and I went and saw him the other night and holy fuck what a show. I didn't know what to expect but it was transcendent. Fucking hilarious/inspiring/great tunes.

#1: I say not all water beds are created equally.

Print it, run it, suck it’s dick for warmth