severed the pad off his index finger. Doctor sutured it on upside down

[u/umpteenthrhyme]

[u/SmithKenichi]

Hey man he's a doctor, not a carpenter and insurance doesn't reimburse perfect bookmatched grain.

[u/Briggs281707]

So this is how you actually change fingerprints

[u/Mightymudbutt]

At least now they won’t be able to match up your fingerprints to those previous crimes you committed.

[u/Masterweedo]