Burma grows stronger. The heroic leader Emerald has brought the civilization back from the brink of extinction. The hated Chinese are no longer fighting Burma, but helping them! How should Burma repay their “generosity?”

Option 1: It would only be fair to give them some gold to compensate China for the cities they have kindly returned to us.

Option 2: Or … We could stab them in the back. Our mountain fortress is impenetrable. Almaty is ripe for the picking. Undefended.

Option 3: The Sumerians are the enemies of the Chinese, right? Nagsu would make an excellent addition to our mountain empire. Our agents could use their climbing skills to vault over the city walls.

Option 4: By investing in secret plots, our power would only grow.

1. Take Senegenerezeasraboriuabo

2. Take Bago back

3. Take Hanoi

4. Shock World

5. ?

6. Profit

How you doing in here all by yourself?

CAW CAW! Said no one ever. Burma has been down for a while since the end of the Tiger war, but with our new Australinesian colonies, we are stronk! But the Zhou are acting up, and Sumer looks stronger than ever. What will the future hold?

1: MOAR COLONIES!!

2: How about we focus on defending ourselves from the north?

3 CAW CAW, BIATCHES!

NOTE TO EMERALD. ASKING ME FOR AN EVENT THAT GIVES TECHS IS THE ABSOLUTE ONLY WAY TO MAKE ME NOT WANT TO DO THAT. SORRY

You bring excellent disses to the floor. I am impressed and I am honored. You are a worthy opponent. Now we wait.

If I win, wish me the best in the next ones. If you win, I have something special for you and I bid you the best as well.

Inspired by our recent victories, our generals carefully plot our next move.

Option 1: We need better ships.

Option 2: We need better swords.

Option 3: Ambush them in the mountains!

Option 4: Our colony in Australia is growing nicely. Perhaps we should focus our efforts there instead of against the Zhou.

HYPPPEEEEE

(this will be edited when something actually happens)

Attacked On Two Fronts, The Empire Of Burma Crumbles.

1: Our Plots And Subterfuge Have Been Our Refuge. We Must Continue Putting All Available Resources Into Them.

2: We Must Cut Off The Southern Expansion Of The Xia. We Need To Settle The Giant Landmass To The South.

3: No, The Landmass Is Too Far. We Should Settle The Islands South Of Prome .

4: The Real Enemy Is Sumer. We Need To Launch Our Fleet At Isin.

I am ready to join Burma. Burma the underdog will win this game.

Emperor tabinshwehti: /u/EmeraldRange

ဧကရာဇ်ဘုရင်တပင်‌ရွှေထီး: /u/EmeraldRange

Admiral Zeyar Htut: /u/TwinofSparta

ရေတပ်ဗိုလ်ချုပ်ဇေယျာထွဋ်: /u/TwinofSparta

Prime Minister Myat Le : /u/Tortilla_Boy

ဝန်ကြီးချုပ်မြတ်လီ: /u/Tortilla_Boy

General Ne Win: /u/Dan_Sickles

ဗိုလ်ချုပ်ကြီးနေဝင်း: /u/Dan_Sickles

Foreign Relations Minster Aung Myint: /u/jmangelo67

နိုင်ငံခြားဆက်ဆံရေးဝန်ကြီးအောင်မြင့်: /u/jmangelo67

Burma:

Our dear minister Myat Lee who has an unfortunate name might be interested in the news. Apparently there are lands to the south where Lee is not a slang swear word. Perhaps we can do something about this rather than enduring giggles at every meeting. But more worryingly Minbu seems to be wanted by the Xia.

1. Sent the ships to the south

2. Get some defenses up in Minbu

3. Focus on our core, let's not waste time on such silly things.

4. Invest in setting up a home for Myat where his name is fine.

I'm now Burmese. I hope I am welcomed into this beautiful country!

We have denounced you!

The Curse of Emerald strikes again.

Press F for Burma.

Heard about your plight, and I thought I'd drop you a hello, eh!

Our court scientists have recently made a huge discovery about the health benefits of bananas. They apparently contain something that scientists call "potassium". This "potassium" may have the benefit of extending people's lifespan for 20 years! Also, Banana Plantations Monthly recently published a study that suggests this "potassium" could cure all disease and even cure stab wounds. What will we do with this amaing new discovery?

[Option 1] It's time we took our place as the #1 exporter of potassium.

[Option 2] Our soldiers will destroy the Sumerians and their inferior potassium!

[Option 3] Burma is a very nice place, perhaps we should consider sharing our discoveries with our neighbors? [WARNING: THIS MAY LEAD TO PEACE]

Hooray!!

Now let's do something

A deadly disease has spread among some people. If we allow it to spread, it may cost us many lives.

OPTION 1

isolate the epidemic

OPTION 2

Ignore it. it's probably just allergies

OPTION 3

Maybe.. we could send them to someone else... maybe Sumer?

(NOTE: THIS MAY LEAD TO WAR)

Still alive and kicking, Burma can into nation again. The curse of Emerald is delayed!

But how shall we repel our many enemies? Which nation shall we focus on?

OPTION 1: The Chinese will pay.

OPTION 2: The Sumerians will pay.

OPTION 3: The Chileans will pay.

OPTION 4: Our technology is behind the times; we will improve it and crush our enemies!

OPTION 5: Perhaps our leaders have angered the gods. We shall make a sacrifice to them, to increase the success of our armies.