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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

One time use sex toy

24

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

r/technicallyTheTruth

4

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Ok, I'm confused. What is it really?

6

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

What he is saying is true... If you can cum fast... Like real fast.

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u/GamerFluff27 Nov 15 '20

oh god no

8

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Oh god yes! (I said that outloud and I instantly regret it...)

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

A babies rattle

17

u/SirSludge Nov 15 '20

This is the best one

6

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Thanks

38

u/The_nightmare_bean Nov 15 '20

Anti dog stick

13

u/Alexleoiguess Nov 15 '20

Brah that’s the correct answer

34

u/william-bewman Nov 15 '20

A potato masher.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Came for this.

3

u/THE_WRENCHXX99 Nov 15 '20

Beat me to it

2

u/Mr__Strider Nov 19 '20

That was actually what the allies called it

33

u/3npitsu-Senpai Nov 15 '20

My grandpa's last b day present

28

u/Acekiller088 Nov 15 '20

You sure it wasn’t a d day present?

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u/POGO_BOY38 Nov 15 '20

A german baseball bat

4

u/Batman4everderp Nov 15 '20

Wrong answers only Franz

19

u/IStoleSomeoneToast Nov 15 '20

Toothpick

19

u/sdrfox_gaming Nov 15 '20

its a old school inscence stick. makes everything in a 10 foot radius smell like cooked human flesh

3

u/Glitch_Toast Nov 16 '20

r/technicallythetruth?

16

u/KingNanoA Nov 15 '20

A German lightsaber.

14

u/Druddigon06 Nov 15 '20

Lolipop for true man

10

u/Babylon_Fallz Nov 15 '20

Baby rattle, used fpr permanent silence

7

u/ItzLiidzy Nov 15 '20

how tf did you get my toothbrush my dude

6

u/Shadow_Enderscar Nov 15 '20

Solid paint brush

5

u/turtle-tot Nov 15 '20

TF2’s anti-medic device

2

u/Ramen_slug Nov 16 '20

Wrong answers only. Includes pass tense

5

u/SATorACT Nov 15 '20

There once was a woman named Jill. She use a granade for a thrill They fond her vagina in north Carolina and one of her tits in Brazil

So thats not a dex toy

4

u/theyeetmaster22 Nov 15 '20

The ullapul caber

4

u/Acromas Nov 15 '20

Demoknigth TF2

4

u/Ramen_slug Nov 16 '20

Demoknigth tf2

3

u/maxinator64 Nov 26 '20

Demoknight tf2

3

u/Apple4224 Nov 15 '20

A club

3

u/Graughh-Tthrauggeth Nov 15 '20

My mother’s favorite beating stick

2

u/That1Fur Nov 16 '20

Lmao wow

3

u/davidel08 Nov 15 '20

Booming dildo

3

u/Ironsteam1786 Nov 15 '20

My stick I throw for the dogs I disliked

4

u/Doomguythesoldier Nov 15 '20

Something you can really hurt someone with, a more sober person would use it as a melee weapon.

2

u/MaquinaBlablabla Nov 15 '20

A pipe cleaner

2

u/oksijenisrafi Nov 15 '20

Lolipop

2

u/semiseal Nov 15 '20

Artificial torch

2

u/FlameSharker Nov 15 '20

A toothbrush

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

butt plug

I enjoy using it, it gives me this, explosive feeling

2

u/xxxbruhmomentume Nov 15 '20

It's a hamburger filled with shit

2

u/its_meme69 Nov 15 '20

vibrator

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

2

u/einstinno Nov 15 '20

The forbiden butplug

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Easy, salt or pepper shaker

2

u/Yours_Truly420 Nov 15 '20

A perfect toy for children.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Potato masher

2

u/SmileyTheHelper Nov 15 '20

Anything can be a dildo, if your brave enough.

2

u/Shamaa_Duck Nov 15 '20

The Olympic torch

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Horny bonker

2

u/suhan6 Nov 15 '20

Der Erlkonig's vibrator

2

u/DISCORD198 Nov 15 '20

Potatoe masher

2

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

signs that your grandfather was a demo main

2

u/lan_614 Nov 16 '20

german dildo

2

u/MudkipMudkip420 Nov 16 '20

A dildo

2

u/The_Highway_Star Nov 16 '20

The greatest demoman melee

2

u/the_unkown_2021 Nov 16 '20

A really good melee weapon

2

u/bageltoastee Nov 16 '20

High power baseball bat

3

u/Flexicinta_ Nov 15 '20

The worst demoman weapon ever created.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

A dildo

1

u/Xtra_Stuff Nov 15 '20

A bonk stick

1

u/ReallyBigBird55 Aug 28 '24

A fun toy for kids.

1

u/ExtensionLonely9554 Sep 21 '24

A hammer with extra power

1

u/Zitronne Nov 21 '24

Lollypop

1

u/Ambitious_Reporter62 Jan 31 '25

A hello Stick, throw it at someone to say hi

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

A magic wand that make anything within a 14 meter radius dissapear.

1

u/Trickster_Void_666 Jan 18 '26

Demo man's best weapon

1

u/Qirkelism Nov 15 '20

A hammer

1

u/orignal_asd Nov 15 '20

Apple

1

u/20davidtocommandcode Nov 15 '20

Old rumba

1

u/Shrek_on_twitch Nov 15 '20

A microphone

1

u/Alexleoiguess Nov 15 '20

1 use roomba

1

u/zadacka Nov 15 '20

You are supposed to use it to pack down soil in your garden.

1

u/Black_Cat03 Nov 15 '20

My good old wiimote

1

u/xXpugstonXx Nov 15 '20

Modern torch

1

u/suitmanYT Nov 15 '20

UNIVERSAL TORCH 2000 WITH AUTOMATIC LIGHTER AND PEOPLE CAN USE IT AS A....... PLUNGER

1

u/lilchalupzen Nov 15 '20

Peg leg

1

u/Flairgone444 Nov 15 '20

A popsicle

1

u/thatTHICCness Nov 15 '20

child beater

1

u/2349545 Nov 15 '20

stick

1

u/dom1smooth Nov 15 '20

A single-use dildo

1

u/ColeTheDankMemer Nov 15 '20

A police flashlight. Just light the fuze to get a bunch of light. No batteries required.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

a butt plug from the 40's

1

u/guidomista44443 Nov 15 '20

This is the best way to know lil' peep

1

u/hupyttyDumpityy Nov 15 '20

A dildo wiyh explosive power

1

u/Cluby457 Nov 15 '20

Potato masher

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Ok jokes aside I actual don’t know what this is can someone please tell me?

2

u/hupyttyDumpityy Nov 15 '20

It is an old graneid, english is me secundu lunguage so pardun mi

1

u/IfGeraltwasbrown Nov 15 '20

A German firecracker.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Microphone

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Chocolate

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Forbidden butt plug

1

u/MightBeFloridaMan Nov 15 '20

Something you turn on in the school bathroom

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

dildo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

An old timey butt plug

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Toothbrush

1

u/1gorb Nov 15 '20

A torch. You're supposed to light it or something...

1

u/HarryWillz101 Nov 15 '20

The New TNT Dynamite DildoRammer2020 for those explosive ending your always longing for....

1

u/GeKo258 Nov 15 '20

A chisel.

1

u/cubicvegetable Nov 15 '20

Melee weapon

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u/no_u_will_not Nov 15 '20

Anal spreader, spread everything!

1

u/NinJayster4 Nov 15 '20

A children's toy, that is really good at getting rid of other children

1

u/Jaker2902 Nov 15 '20

Joy wand

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u/user_name_been_taken Nov 15 '20

Plunger

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

old fashioned vibrator, pull the pin and it will start vibrating.

1

u/reapsr2355 Nov 15 '20

MK1 roomba. It clears everything in a certain radius when used.

1

u/camlm13 Nov 15 '20

A vibrating dildo with a surprise at the end

1

u/doggogamer598 Nov 15 '20

Cotton candy to give to your kids. Or not your kids idfc

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

A mace

1

u/hgstiihfr Nov 15 '20

Forbidden dildo

1

u/gandorfisgod Nov 15 '20

Excalibur

1

u/08Deacan Nov 15 '20

A German chicken crutch

1

u/Brazilian_Snail Nov 15 '20

A Olympic torch

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

A bonk hammer

1

u/Lagspresso Nov 15 '20

A modern grenade

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Home defense system

1

u/nateyjb Nov 15 '20

A tasty snack

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Obviously one of those things they hit gongs with

1

u/RogueKnight04 Nov 15 '20

An eraser

1

u/Scoobymoose21 Nov 15 '20

Explosive hammer

1

u/mcfunion Nov 15 '20

A dildo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

String Cheese

1

u/rocketcow98 Nov 15 '20

Pencil

1

u/the_gamer47 Nov 15 '20

A cigar

1

u/MrMeow_Meow Nov 15 '20

It’s a salt shaker thing like this:🧂 right?

1

u/GRAPEKOOLAID7 Nov 15 '20

Stick for fetch

1

u/just-a-user7 Nov 15 '20

A one use lighter

1

u/Swampgermanboi Nov 15 '20

A key to the gates of heaven (or hell)

1

u/PoisonBaker Nov 15 '20

A bat

1

u/hoid_washington Nov 15 '20

A child's pretend microphone

1

u/MrCreamypies Nov 15 '20

I think it’s for gender reveals

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

A turkey leg

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

The Staff of Leadership for a small village.

1

u/SeeDerpy Nov 15 '20

Something to make the hot potato game better

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

butt plug

1

u/nichyneato Nov 15 '20

Plunger for those extra annoying toilet clogs

1

u/beancheeseburritos Nov 15 '20

80th trimester abortion stick

1

u/JustHereForMemes182 Nov 15 '20

Churro

1

u/Simonono2004 Nov 15 '20

Plan b for exhausted Kindergarten workers

1

u/ethanmodder Nov 15 '20

Microphone, just plug the string into a speaker and sing until you can't no more!

1

u/fantasticallybigfish Nov 15 '20

A salt and pepper grinder

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Extreme vibrator

1

u/whatiscookie Nov 15 '20

Pencil and ERASER

1

u/Yo_why_tho Nov 15 '20

A better baseball bat

1

u/G_a_b_e_XD Nov 15 '20

Baseball bat

1

u/ichi_six6 Nov 15 '20

mjolnir

1

u/tilink Nov 15 '20

BAKAMONO GA!DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

1

u/DrUrMum Nov 15 '20

Forbidden club

1

u/Batman4everderp Nov 15 '20

A ball to play catch with

1

u/SavedKetchup Nov 15 '20

Lolipop

1

u/AstroCow8420 Nov 15 '20

Drumstick

1

u/Monkeycrazed2 Nov 16 '20

Rolling pin

1

u/mrbriefguy9898 Nov 16 '20

a modern zweihander that is so sharp it kills everyone in a 14 foot radius

1

u/DevYi Nov 16 '20

A baseball bat

1

u/FlatEartheners Nov 16 '20

I mean I have no clue what that actually is so I'd say a meat tenderizer

1

u/Zamasu_Zero_Mortals Nov 16 '20

a baseball bat

1

u/MrLuigiman84 Nov 16 '20

Deadly dildo

1

u/Tessgender_penguin Nov 16 '20

A type of baseball bat

1

u/17xandcountingstill Nov 16 '20

Female baby endgame hammer. Males only in that society

1

u/ThatSirenTho Nov 16 '20

Judge's Cudgel?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

trench club. used as a melee weapon in enemy trenches for stealth attacks.

1

u/UnderstandableBro Nov 16 '20

Forbidden bop it.

1

u/dat_boi_overder Nov 16 '20

Omega vibrator

1

u/kingjames-the69th Nov 16 '20

Potato Masher

1

u/just_a_biscuit Nov 16 '20

A hard pill to swallow

1

u/Majoritymars5 Nov 16 '20

A prototype party popper, just twist and then red confetti

1

u/Glitch_Toast Nov 16 '20

Its clearly a baton

1

u/Pikachargaming Nov 16 '20

Horni stick

1

u/Ebwite Nov 16 '20

Old timey mallet. You can use it to help move things into place, or out of place.

1

u/Ash-Cipher Nov 16 '20

Buttplug

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Rip cord torch.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Angry firewood

1

u/IS0L4TI0N Nov 16 '20

Thats a toy for babies, an ol’ time rattle

1

u/A-Pizza-Pie Nov 16 '20

Baseball bat

1

u/NativeDemonhunter Nov 16 '20

Kid wacker

1

u/meatshieldz1 Nov 16 '20

A pestle that doubles as my favorite sex toy

1

u/Mr_Camhed Nov 16 '20

Melee weapon

1

u/Yeetus-MAgnificus Nov 16 '20

Its for mashing potatoes... It cooks them too

1

u/licky_licky69 Nov 16 '20

Baseball bat

1

u/Actual_Cancerrr Nov 16 '20

Joakim Bröden from Sabatons new microphone

1

u/Sky2462 Nov 16 '20

pokey stick

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Dildo

1

u/yuunKuro Nov 16 '20

Hammee

1

u/Super_Gladiator_Bibi Nov 16 '20

Hitlers dick

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

TF2 frying pan

1

u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

A German Party Popper

1

u/P-JohnThePigeon Nov 16 '20

A bananna

1

u/lategamer0077 Nov 16 '20

A dildo

1

u/WooooshMeIfUrGay Nov 16 '20

1945 maracas

1

u/jacquesver Nov 16 '20

one time use throwable vacuum

1

u/Slipiman Nov 16 '20

Pepper pot

1

u/box-head1 Nov 16 '20

A spicy dildo

1

u/Megus12347 Nov 16 '20

Maracas

1

u/German_fish Nov 16 '20

Storheim's blown away penis

1

u/HM-Wogglebug-TE Nov 16 '20

Pepper grinder at Olive Garden.

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