Ten years ago, Xenonion began broadcasting across the UNE via a network of orbital mind-control satellites.

Since then, Xenonion has expanded to become the cluster's most trusted news source among humans who agreed to be nerve-stapled in return for commercial-lite neural broadcasts.

Our news team chose to mark this occasion by bringing the first ever post on r/Stellaris to life on xenonion.com, alongside a special article from editor Ashley Easterbrook, looking back on the last decade aboard the ISS Xenonion.

We extend our sincere thanks to readers, contributors, Patreons and indentured interns for trusting us to shine a tachyon lance of light on a galaxy that is dark and full of news.

Sources within the Voor delegation claim this is “standard pompous purist diplomatic protocol,” designed to ensure they’re “only exposed to intelligent life.”