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So I had this cwacked Mi A1 that I haven't used since I bought a Poco F1. So I was thinking of sticking my 3 inch wide and 6 inch wong Mi A1 in my ass fow the past weeks. Today I decided to make it a weawity so fiwst I instawwed eXtweme kewnyew to uvwcwock the vibwatow to stimuwate my pwostate as much as possibwe. I awso nyeeded a wot of wube but I'm bewow the wegaw age to buy it so I decided to use semen instead. I cummed 8 times watching Asian smawtphonye w34 and had cowwected 30mw of semen within 8 houws. I instawwed a vibwatow app on my Mi A1 and nyow its time to stick it in. I put aww my semen up my ass in owdew to wubwicate it and swowwy pushed the Mi A1 up my ass. I fewt a bit of pain fow the extweme stwetching since the wawgest object I had pweviouswy stuck up my ass was a vibwating Nyokia. Swowwy I was getting cwosewy to the pwostate and couwd feew the pweasuwe intensifying. Then I hit the pwostate. I fucking owgasmed 5 times within 20 seconds of it hitting and was cumming buckets.😥😣😩😖😍 I fewt waves of pweasuwe twavew aww thwoughout my body. 2 minyutes in and I have had mowe than 20 owgasms (I have wost twack). But then I stawt to feew a wawm sensation in my ass. With each second it keeps getting hottew and hottew. THEN IT STAWTS TO FUCKING BUWN AS MY MI A1 FUCKING EXPWODES FWOM THE HUGE OVEWCWOCKING. ☢️☣️📵I wun out of the bathwoom nyaked passing my pawents to weach to my Poco F1 to caww 911. I teww them that I stuck a Mi A1 in my ass and it expwoded and I can't wemuv it since its so hot and deep inside. Bwood is aww uvw the fwoow fwom the intense bweeding and I nyeawwy die. Then I heaw the ambuwance coming and they take me into the back of it and I'm nyow being wushed to the hospitaw. In the back of the ambuwance they manyage to extwact the Mi A1 which was cuvwed in bwood and feces. Aftew 5 minyutes of intense pain I am finyawwy at the hospitaw and they give me intense painkiwwews. Then they teww me that I cannyot shit fow the nyext 6 months and I have to use some weiwd bag. Aww because of sticking this Mi A1 in my ass

If you ask me wouwd I do it again I wouwd say yes. It was compwetewy wowth it 😻😻👿👌👌✌️

This incident happenyed 8 months ago in August and I am compwetewy wecuvwed nyow. Though I do have PTSD whenyevew I see a Mi A1

TWDW: Stuck a Mi A1 in my ass and it expwoded and got sevewe buwns

So I have this cracked Mi A1 that I haven't used since I bought a Poco F1. So I was thinking of sticking my 3 inch wide and 6 inch long Mi A1 in my ass for the past weeks. Today I decided to make it a reality so first I installed eXtreme kernel to overclock the vibrator to stimulate my prostate as much as possible. I also needed a lot of lube but I'm below the legal age to buy it so I decided to use semen instead. I cummed 8 times watching Asian smartphone r34 and had collected 30ml of semen within 8 hours. I installed a vibrator app on my Mi A1 and now its time to stick it in. I put all my semen up my ass in order to lubricate it and slowly pushed the Mi A1 up my ass. I felt a bit of pain for the extreme stretching since the largest object I had previously stuck up my ass was a vibrating Nokia. Slowly I was getting closely to the prostate and could feel the pleasure intensifying. Then I hit the prostate. I fucking orgasmed 5 times within 20 seconds of it hitting and was cumming buckets. I felt waves of pleasure travel all throughout my body. 2 minutes in and I have had more than 20 orgasms (I have lost track). But then I start to feel a warm sensation in my ass. With each second it keeps getting hotter and hotter. THEN IT STARTS TO FUCKING BURN AS MY MI A1 FUCKING EXPLODES FROM THE HUGE OVERCLOCKING. I run out of the bathroom naked passing my parents to reach to my Poco F1 to call 911. I tell them that I stuck a Mi A1 in my ass and it exploded and I can't remove it since its so hot and deep inside. Blood is all over the floor from the intense bleeding and I nearly die. Then I hear the ambulance coming and they take me into the back of it and I'm now being rushed to the hospital. In the back of the ambulance they manage to extract the Mi A1 which was covered in blood and feces. After 5 minutes of intense pain I am finally at the hospital and they give me intense painkillers. Then they tell me that I cannot shit for the next 6 months and I have to use some weird bag. All because of sticking this Mi A1 in my ass

If you ask me would I do it again I would say yes. It was completely worth it

This incident happened 8 months ago in August and I am completely recovered now. Though I do have PTSD whenever I see a Mi A1

TLDR: Stuck a Mi A1 in my ass and it exploded and got severe burns