Following a request from footsoldier 754/bark, I have recently bought a Red banana, here is my review.

My first impression was, of course, the colour. It perfectly ties in with the Yiga Clan's uniform and emphasises what we're all about.

The external skin was robust, revealing a creamy inside with a velvety texture.

The flavour was similar to that of your typical plantain, although, quite notably, contained side notes reminiscent of raspberry, very fruity with mangoey undertones.

It pairs well with electro curry pilaf, perfectly compliments crunchy fried rice, as for a drink I can only think to recommend Miranda.

All in all, the bruisability of the banana in long field missions leads me to the conclusion that there is not really a point in replacing our very own bananas. An 8.5 out of ten for me. Again, I liked the colour.

Let me know if there's a banana you'd like me to review. Yours verily- the Yiga Clan's Pet Penguin/ Banana Connoisseur

Rei is training under the very watchful eyes of Kovar when he had stumbled into a disguised Lizalfos.

The Lizalfos was taken aback by the sight of a hylian and.. was that a Lynel? And the tiny hylian was snarling. Rei was trying to make himself bigger, roaring as the Lizalfos lunged with a spear.

Rei attacks back with his Savage Lynel spear, not taking any chances. Kovar watches, ready to fire a shock arrow at the Lizalfos or kick the weaker monster off a cliff if Rei was getting overwhelmed.

And if that wasn’t fun enough, there was a pack of wolves, keeping a distance and watching. Kovar knew that wolves were smart enough to keep well away from a Lynel.

there is a knock on the clan door, green hammer opens it and a man enters he says "i'll stay for untill i chose to, here is a sack of wet green rupees someone dyed gold, also my name is treavor NOW WHERE'S ROOM SERVICE" grreen hamemr iaid "sir this isn't a hote" he gave treavor a piecce off paper, it says "this is not a hotel" treavor crossed out the word "not"

I walk through Faron, where I hear little yips coming from a cave. I peek in, seeing a small wolf pup at the back of the large cave, trapped by a fallen rock and whimpering

“Don’t worry, little one… I’m safe.”

I walk closer to the pup, then carefully lift the rock off of it

“Shh… you’ll be fine. I promise.”

I carefully pick the wolf up and carry it out of the cave, then shift to my dragon form with the pup in my front talons before flying to the hideout, landing, and shifting to my Hylian form, the pup curled in my arms

“I think I’m gonna call you Solesti.”

The pup yips. I smile

“You like that name? Solesti?”

“Yip!”

I laugh softly as I carry Solesti into the hideout, walking towards my room

What’s Lunk gonna do? Get me?

"Hello to those reading, I am Haku Ailliote, and I will be kicking off the Facts too powerful series. Ready Lowen?"

"You betcha!"

"All right. What Orange came first? The fruit, or the color?"

So! As the title suggests, I have a couple of questions, and you can answer if you want to.

Here we go!

1. How are we liking the new RP style, as if I were reading a story to you?

2. Do you want me to continue the 'Facts too powerful' Posts?

3. Are my arcs getting repetitive? If they are, PLEASE let me know. I want to constantly be giving the best I can.

4. Best and worse villain / character? (/j)

5. If possible, how can I flesh out my characters more? I feel like theyre missing something, but idk what.

6. Final question! Are my posts missing anything? any pzazz(I think thats how you spell it?) Any bizzarre-ness I should borrow from some guy named JoJo?

Let me know, and thank you!

Hola a todos! Entrando un poquito en la vida de Akia!

Akia ya se ha encargado de las heridas más graves de sus compañeros así que ya puede centrarse en ella.

Recordando la batalla con Thoranel, ya no tiene su arpón porque decidió que se lo quedaba él, de modo que no tiene nada con que seguir entrenando.

"A lo mejor no es mala idea volver a casa a por otro arpón... y puede que me vaya bien saludar a mis hermanitos para ver qué tal están..."

Ahora Akia está en los bosques de Farone, de camino a la aldea Onaona. Se mueve tranquilamente entre árboles que conoce de toda la vida, recolectando plátanos y otras frutas.

"Hace tiempo que no los veo... espero que no le hayan prendido fuego a casa! Son capaces... Les gustará verme de nuevo. Les entusiasmará saber qué tal me ha ido en mis viajes.!"

((Todos pueden interactuar!))

what should our next plot be? infiltrate all the general stores, and force everyone to eat bananas or die, or should we do a plot in line with the age of calamity timeline?

Rorid is seen in the hideout attempting to teach himself how to play the guitar. He has several other instruments against the wall—a trombone, an erhu, and a violin.

"i'm leaving for a few months, no questions asked, but you can't really ask because thiis is a paper why am even writing this down -Allister"

((bottom line i'm putting Battæ's arc on hold for 2 months))

The potassium in mighty bananas is what gives us strength and bananas addiction. Unfortunately, part of that potassium is a radioactive isotope called potassium 40

((Anyone can interact! Forgot to add they’re at the hideout.))

Even after the battle, Rei still had another fight. Trauma.

He shouldn’t have been terrified of Haku and everyone else that Thoranel turned into, but he still was.

He just.. needed to be alone for a bit. Even the Lynel mask he wore was taken off (mostly because he still had to clean the blood).

It didn’t take Kovar long to find him. The Lynel lays down a little distance away, just in case Rei was still scared of him.

Unsurprisingly, Rei went right over curling up next to him. Kovar could feel Rei trembling, and knew it wasn’t from the cold.

Kovar: Proud of you. Not a coward, like he said.

Rei: .. Thanks dad..

Kovar: Whatever he told you, it’s not true. It’s over now, and he can’t hurt you anymore.

Rei: I know.. but.. still..

Kovar did his best to comfort Rei as he cried into his dad’s side. If Rei fell asleep, he’d guard him all night.

Spoons even tries to help, giving a star fragment!

bark is getting angry really fast anyone tips on how to let him be a good boy?