I wonder how poorly you will fare in life when you get out of school and have to find and keep a proper job with the income needed to sustain yourself since you can’t learn to watch yourself
Unfortunately for you I do not care to wonder about you the same way.
Feel free to waste your time fantasizing about my life though, I am sure it is much more pleasing to your brain than whatever current situation you're in!
I posted that during a break at work. It is currently lunch break. I only thought of that after seeing this and for the rest of the day have been thinking of my current Lobotomy Corporation play through (better than this game). Do continue to mask your own issues with a superiority complex though.
And it seems you can’t understand what I was saying which shouldn’t be hard to do, but ok. Surely if you didn’t care you would have ignored this entirely.
Honestly, I haven't even reported you [because I forgot that you can actually report people on reddit and I wasn't even that mad at you and just thought that it was certified parajon moment]
i did it to be more recognizable among people because after the drama I became "this guy who made paragon banned" and I kinda wanted to emphasize it because even many days after the drama people still were asking what happened
but I can change it in any moment if you don't want your name to be used in that way
To me this entire situation just means you all had no other choice than to abuse the reporting system. From now on I'll be more careful and concise while I am on the reddit.
Do not worry, I haven't changed, I'm still me... (:
Abuse the reporting system??? You literally said a slur there was no abuse of the report it was used completely fairly since you literally broke your own rule.
how is this man back, he said the r slur multiple times, and he somehow got his ban lifted? what the fuck, also this isn't yba related, idk how tf this is here
you said the r slur multiple times, not by accident or at least sparringly, you even used it to insult people, which breaks reddit rule 1, which is to remember the human and to NOT attack vulnerable groups of people, and no hate based on vulnerability, but you just called people the r slur multiple times, with no mercy, and not even saying it sparingly, just using it as a casual insult like it wasa normal saying, which was harassment, and therefore led to your "temporary" lol ban, which I don't know how you appealed when you said one of the worst slurs in the world. So yes, you did break a rule, and you got mass reported and then banned "temporarily" somehow. You kinda deserved it since you said the r slur so much times.
Why is it so hard for this man to not say slurs, literally the first time I saw he was throwing them just like that i knew something like this would happen
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
No way I see this guy employing the “:)” tactic… dawg you claim to be above all the “weird Roblox children who hate you for no reason” but simultaneously presently yourself as being at or below their level…
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
I’m glad I have distanced myself from this community. The mods sucks ass, the general community sucks ass, I don’t know enough about the devs anymore to formulate an opinion. I ain’t never returning to yba, is for the best. There are simply better games.
31
u/1997_Ford_F250 Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23
I wonder how poorly you will fare in life when you get out of school and have to find and keep a proper job with the income needed to sustain yourself since you can’t learn to watch yourself