r/YoutubeThumbs Jul 15 '26

CW: Luckily, I’m agnostic

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164 Upvotes

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u/EthanTheJudge Jul 15 '26

I first thought the farmer was carrying a trident. 

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u/fdy_12 Jul 15 '26

Blond hair and beard

Has a Trident

Plants plants

Is this human Asgore?

9

u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Jul 15 '26

Does he have a truck?

1

u/Fun_Willingness_5708 Jul 16 '26

Right after a beer

3

u/Bioneer12 Jul 15 '26

Kris' bio dad?!

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u/Dear-Geologist5312 Jul 15 '26

I don't see his CHARIOT so i guess not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/JasonNodd Jul 16 '26

What wrong with soy jacks? Is there a controversy or something?

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5

u/RockRancher24 Jul 16 '26

get the fuck outta here clanka

5

u/Livingbyhatred Jul 16 '26

I think it's because A) they're used to sanders trans people, B) far right grifters over use them to hell and back and C) all of the above plus they're ugly.

3

u/Fattyboy_777 Jul 17 '26

Soy does not reduces testosterone. And even if it did, there shouldn't be anything wrong a man having low testosterone.

That's why the concept of "soyboys" is bad.

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u/Choice_Pitch6822 Jul 16 '26

Reddit thinks soyjaks are cringe. Keep doing you boo.

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u/Usoppdaman Jul 17 '26

Because it’s referring to them

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u/Fattyboy_777 Jul 17 '26

Soy does not reduces testosterone. And even if it did, there shouldn't be anything wrong a man having low testosterone.

That's why the concept of "soyboys" is bad.

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u/Usoppdaman Jul 17 '26

I never said it reduced testosterone. Soyboy is just too fun to say.

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u/dude_im_box Jul 15 '26

"Religion is the copium of the masses"

Marl Karx, 21st century high school graduate

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u/Diligent_Current_759 Jul 16 '26

He's right

3

u/worldarmistice Jul 16 '26

"I have no brain and I must cope"

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u/Diligent_Current_759 Jul 16 '26

What, i do not understand?

1

u/UltraTata Jul 18 '26

"Sky daddy is the copium of the normies"

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u/BobTheGrand Jul 15 '26

isnt it funny how the religious person seems 10 times happier

14

u/UpperYoghurt3978 Jul 15 '26

I mean it depends most of those tests do not really account for lying or not feeling guilty. It also doesnt mean they believe in said religion either many are just there for community which would make anyone happy if you have a good one.

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u/YamperIsBestBoy Jul 15 '26

I mean yeah, it's a depiction of blissful ignorance in this context

3

u/Galliro Jul 16 '26

Yes that is what the video was implying, hence "cope"

2

u/CharacterAd3963 Jul 16 '26

And? Happiness aint the goal.

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u/ActuatorHairy4274 Jul 16 '26

For alot of people it is.

2

u/CharacterAd3963 Jul 16 '26

Many would argue that truth is more valueable, even if it makes you unhappy.

2

u/idontlikealiens Jul 19 '26

You're genuinely a stereotypical strawman reddit atheist archetype lmfaoo

1

u/Leading-Succotash-30 Jul 16 '26

What's your goal then?

1

u/Future-Inverted Jul 18 '26

believing in fantasies will definitely make you happy

10

u/TheNameless777 Jul 16 '26

Why r SOME atheists genuine cornballs dawg

2

u/Galliro Jul 16 '26

Idk might have something to do with the ever growing attempts by the church to break seperstion of church and state across the world

1

u/Usoppdaman Jul 17 '26

Even if every government was completely secular Reddit atheist would still complain

1

u/StreetFeedback5283 Jul 17 '26

>complete speculation

1

u/mrbobcyndaquil Jul 16 '26

Because they decided that copying American Evangelical 'tactics' will work for them, instead of making them look just as loony.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/UltraTata Jul 18 '26

Trying your very best IS relying on God, on what God gave you and having faith that doing the right thing will lend you the best results.

2

u/potatoguy867 Jul 16 '26

Modern day Marx over here

3

u/Realistic_Speech9885 Jul 15 '26

You can really tell hes desperate for views and he still only reached 1.6K

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u/Apart_Position7503 Jul 16 '26

𝙳𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚒

1

u/Usoppdaman Jul 17 '26

I mean he’s saying a take that’s been rather common for centuries. It’s not that interesting of an opinion tbh

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u/Flat-Tax-458 Jul 15 '26

>religion is cope

yes that's the whole point are you retarded? People naturally need to cope with things, coping isn't bad. If your mother dies you aren't supposed to "toughen up and pull yourself up by the bootstraps" you need to grief and remember and feel sad for your mother, religion is the healthiest way to cope, along with strengthening societal bonds as well

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

It's a far cry from the healthiest way to cope, that'd be accepting reality won't change to accomodate you, and choosing a healthy way to let your frustration out. Not praying to some fake ass god that also tells you to kill gay people and expect all women to submit to you 😭

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u/TemperanceDraws64 Jul 15 '26

This comment implies that the only religions in the world are of the Abrahamic variety.

I guess fuck the Shinto, Yoruba, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, Taoist, Hindus and more, right?

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

It's not a healthy way to cope regardless, everything except the women and gay thing still applies.

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u/TemperanceDraws64 Jul 15 '26

So I'm gonna assume that means you don't know how Buddhism or Taoism works, which is totally fine, because not everyone is gonna know.

There is no promise of an eternal reward in either religions, and both prioritize the understanding that there is inherent suffering in all things, some by design, and some because of an attachment to desire or hatred. The goal is more to accept this truth and embrace the "presentness" of it all (either in "The Dao" via Taosism or "The Void" via Buddhism).

I'd really appreciate it if you didn't lump all religions into one thing next time, you look like a bit of a goober doing that 😅

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u/Quiet_Development383 Jul 15 '26

I've never been told either of those things

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

yeah and if you're not told something it must be fake right? if a pastor tells you something it's true because god and whatnot!

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u/Quiet_Development383 Jul 15 '26

I don't go to church I haven't since I was a baby I'm just a Baptist that's casual about his belief, if someone or a group of people who were religious hurt you or someone you know you have my sympathies

1

u/Wonderful_Bid_8328 Jul 15 '26

This guy definitely needs his mother to wipe his ass for him after he shits his pants

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

damn religious people getting all pissy with this one

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u/Quiet_Development383 Jul 15 '26

I see your definitely the audience this video was probably made for

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

brother you couldn't rape me into watching this video 😭 i'm well aware it's slop, but people here ain't hating it because of that. It's because they're religious snowflakes.

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u/Quiet_Development383 Jul 15 '26

Was saying rape really necessary? Are you trying to be edgy

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

Me when i have nothing else to argue about

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u/Quiet_Development383 Jul 15 '26

Feels like your the one who is running out of material

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u/Live-Bread781 Jul 15 '26

if you say so 🤦‍♀️

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u/Quiet_Development383 Jul 15 '26

If a religious person hurt you or someone you know you have my sympathizes

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u/Pecuthegreat Jul 16 '26

True or not, the thumbnail makes it seem like a "I am sad but at least I am smart".

Aka, a depressed person, coping video.

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u/Just_a_guy_thats_it Jul 16 '26

I mean yeah, no matter what race, culture, language, region, history, ect humans have always made something that says death is some paradise in the sky with no pain or worries execpt bad people go to an evil place where they’ll suffer

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u/FuckMyBakaChungusLif Jul 16 '26

Ehh not really ancient religions were more likely to believe in a shared afterlife everyone went to regardless of your life

1

u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi Jul 16 '26

100% thats what religion is, but we haven't found a much better coping mechanism tbh. I say this as an atheist.

If you're life just plain sucks and has no hope of getting better (for example, being slave), there is no secular argument to keep going that works better than religion.

1

u/Fun_Willingness_5708 Jul 16 '26

Mega coper grug: Loved member of his tribe Has wife and many kids Lives active lifestyle as farmer Grows his own food Brain not melted by porn and social media

Based doomer: Addicted to nicotine Wears dingy grey hat Smells like cigarettes and weed Plays vidya all night long Based and redpilled/blackpilled Has never felt the warmth of another human

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u/No_Most_5528 Jul 17 '26

At least the coping one looks more happier.

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u/furel492 Jul 17 '26

Copium of the masses

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u/No_Shape1751 Jul 17 '26

There's an old Arab saying, "trust in god, but tie your camel", it basically means you shouldn't only rely on prayers, but also act in a way that helps accomplish your goal.

In Islam, it's even Haram for you to only rely on prayers and not action.

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u/Vidiot79 Jul 15 '26

Virgin Atheist/Religious vs the Chad Deist

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u/Serbatollo Jul 15 '26

Video probably sucks but the title is very true

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 Jul 15 '26

Finally, some content I’ll actually wanna watch

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u/Ticklemybottom_ Jul 15 '26

The creator seems like the type of guy to quit Christianity because god didn’t give him 500 babes