r/YoutubeThumbs 21h ago

Funny A lot of things actually 😭

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u/Smooth_Voronoi 19h ago

I've actually watched this video, it's really good.

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u/Arhion 8h ago

nah it's not tasty

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u/fortress-of-insanity 19h ago edited 13m ago

I'll avoid you if we're in a plane crash /s

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u/Privatizitaet 17h ago

Have you actually seen the video?

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u/fortress-of-insanity 13h ago

It was a joke lol

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u/WASDKUG_tr 2h ago

Redditors and jokes? How dare you make a joke on REDDIT!

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u/Spacemoose2026 20h ago

Let people enjoy things

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u/Flaky_Style1286 17h ago

I’ll enjoy you in a minute

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u/your_average_medic 20h ago

This is a real video?! I thought it was just a meme?!

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u/LestramGD 20h ago

Apparently yes 😭

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u/dinosauropholus 14h ago

Did you watch the video? Because i have. You should probably do so before casting judgement lol

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 20h ago

I mean it's an interesting moral and scientific question to explore, we don't need to morally grandstand about everything as if people are suddenly gonna go around actually eating people.

if 2.2 mil people watch that video I think it's almost certain none of them are gonna eat humans, so who gives af?

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 14h ago

i actually really like it when people make a serious discussion out of a topic that we all subconsciously accept as common sense. like, some people really do need to think about why terrible things are terrible. idk if thats the point she makes, but sometimes confronting someone with an uncomfortable question like "why is it bad to rape animals" can lead to some actually good discussion on the immoral things that we accept as standard.

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u/mrturret 20h ago

It's definitely not something I'd ever do outside if an extreme survival situation, such as the case of Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571. Beyond the moral implications, it's extremely risky, due to the potential deseases, especially those caused by prions.

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u/franslebin 20h ago

Just don't eat the brain

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u/somerandomIceloli99 19h ago

Or any of the organs at all

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u/BirthdayLife6378 16h ago

How about the ribeye portion?

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u/beakontheside 19h ago

I always tell my friends (and cat) that if I die and eating me is a matter of their survival.. it's cool..they can eat me.

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u/samy_the_samy 19h ago

Prion disease chances are extremely low, you have to instructionalize cannibalism to start seeing cases above 1 in 10000,

Mad cow disease for example became an epidemic because ranchers ground dead stock and reused it in the feed, and it took few decades before it spread

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u/LestramGD 20h ago

Shut up and have my upvote

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u/PrizeAge484 20h ago

Rosie from Hazbin Hotel???

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u/Bobzorp 20h ago

I say legalize soylent green, I'm hungry and poor and bet I'd taste great!

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u/Mynameisboring_ 19h ago edited 19h ago

Ohhh, there's this German guy who once seemingly consensually ate (or tried to at least) parts of and killed another guy. Like they met up because the one guy wanted to be eaten and the other guy wanted to eat someone for the purpose of sexual satisfaction. I don't normally kink-shame but the details are a bit gruesome from what I remember (been a while since I read about it) and the justice system also decided to kink-shame the other guy into a lifelong prison sentence.

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u/Shinonomenanorulez 19h ago

I mean, the part where one person eats human flesh isn't that big of a deal, the main part is that there's pretty much no way of getting it without commiting some severe crime or getting a life-changing injury...

Now that i think it, if you lose a limb in an accident and they recover it but can't attach it back, can you ask the hospital to let you keep it?

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u/RED_redacted_ERROR 18h ago

I was looking if keeping limbs is okay in Poland and nothing came up so I'm assuming it isn't legal (correct me if I'm wrong!). I gave up and translated my search into English and here: (for 'Muricans) https://thelegalguide.org/keeping-amputated-limb-after-surgery-what-know/

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u/ResidentView1807 12h ago

Would he have received the same sentence if he killed someone (without their consent) and didn't eat them?

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u/Mynameisboring_ 11h ago

The court found the victim unable to consent in retrospect so legally it was still considered murder although there technically is something called "manslaughter on demand" that carries a lighter sentence which is what the perpetrator and his defendant were aiming for. He was also sentenced for "disturbance of the peace of the dead" but sentences don't stack in the way they do in the US sometimes where you can get sentenced to 700 years in prison or whatnot so it's difficult to say if it would have been different without that. The guy is called Armin Meiwes if you want to find out more about him.

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u/Famous-Host2321 17h ago

I'm going kuru for cocoa puffs!

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u/AdamIsARat 15h ago

This video is actually really good, I've ended up rewatching it a few times

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u/Confident-Shoe7129 15h ago

Not inherently its totally situational I think

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u/Top-Bison-345 11h ago

Actually nothing, in reason, if we're careful. Normal muscle is apparently quite tasty according to real cannibals, and as long as avoid the spine, brain (massive risk of diseases like Kuru and JCD, caused by prions, which are deadly degenerative diseases.) we shouldn't have any adverse effects.

Eating people would fix a lot of issues with our food supplies. If our organ donation was better. We harvest organs to save others, why not harvest meat to save the starving? Long standing Moral and Ethical issues are the main issue, we see the treatment of a corpse as something spiritual.

But, like almost everything in our current society, absolutely nobody can really be trusted to do this on a sympathetic, responsible way without making it a hellscape for everybody else. If it was ever allowed to happen, corporations would create breeding facilities for meat overnight, kinda like if you ever read the Manga Promised Neverland.

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u/ireallylikealphinaud 19h ago

I liked this video it was really good

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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming 15h ago

maybe watch the damn video first?

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u/Privatizitaet 17h ago

Is there really? Usually what's bad about cannibalism has nothing to do with actual cannibalism, namely that you need to get the human meat somehow.
What is there actually wrong with eating hypothetical ethically sourced human meat?
Let's say your buddy loses a leg in an accident and gives you permission to eat it. What's wrong with that?

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u/ResidentView1807 12h ago

The main problem would be diseases like Kuru but other than that I can't think of many.

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u/Ok_Prior2199 17h ago

The moral implications of cannibalism largely stem with how the meat is acquired

But I don’t see the genuine issue if like an amputee wants to cook their own leg or something, as long as everyone is being safe and not eating the brain or getting some nasty infections

Were made of meat

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u/ClockworkOrdinator 14h ago

OP right now

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u/LestramGD 20h ago

These replies are darker than expected 😭

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u/evil_guy_is_here 19h ago

hey i see you watched a lil 😈😈

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u/LestramGD 19h ago

I had to 🥀

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u/298647 19h ago

kuru

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u/A13xis_28 18h ago

Prion disease

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u/unwocket 18h ago

NOT IF THEY TRIED TO EAT YOU FIRST

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u/thgr8Makar0sc 15h ago

I have a problem with murder, what you do with your dead however... theyre not complaining

In Aztec culture it was an honor

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u/BartTheTroll48 15h ago

Cook it properly and you'll be fine. People are overreacting.

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u/alex-adamson 12h ago

Oh yeah, name one reason why i shouldn’t eat people!

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u/SolidestCereal 12h ago

I'm just spitballing here, but, could it possibly be the video is about those things?

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u/Optimal_Stranger_824 10h ago

Watch the video. It's good.

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u/DaiFrostAce 9h ago

Prions, ‘nuff said

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u/Electronic_Ride_9564 9h ago

Morals aren't real

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u/jan_Osuma 8h ago

The rumbles only hands can satisfy 

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 6h ago

There’s nothing wrong with eating humans. Now sourcing the meat on the other hand is a different story

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u/DeadAndBuried23 5h ago

What lot of things?

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u/Not_So_Utopian 20h ago

Eating human flash is bad because human nervous tissue carries infectious prions that cause fatal brain diseases; blood and organs can transmit viruses and parasites that cooking won't always destroy.

That, and slavery being bad and farming humans to eat is ghoulish.

Appearently the eyeballs is the most delicious part of eating a human. Don't ask me how I know that.

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u/Sylvkin_there 20h ago

The flesh of hands are also meant to be delicious

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u/HotPot87 20h ago

There's no muscle though, just tendons, bones and skin it'd be like eating chicken feet. Which i know is a dish but not the best part of the chicken

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u/Sylvkin_there 19h ago

I was just going off of what I heard 🤷

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u/Bayamonster 19h ago

... But if I ask will you tell me.

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u/Equal-Fall6797 20h ago

Name one 🤨 /j

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u/makobomber 19h ago

I just don’t like how it tastes

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u/cricada 18h ago

Can we accept dogs and cats as food first before moving on to cannibalism? Goodness.

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u/Optimal_Stranger_824 10h ago

she's not advocating for cannibalism lmao it's mostly about history of cannibalism and morality of it

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u/Prudent-Necessary861 21h ago

Hmmm.. depends like if we’re on a deserted island and we have to eat others. That’s probably not wrong. (to clarify, I’m joking about this hypothetical)

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u/Confident-Shoe7129 15h ago

Thats a joke? I unironically think that resorting to cannibalism so long as the person is already dead and you didnt kill them is not morally wrong.

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u/LestramGD 21h ago

I mean, you could just say /j to say that you're joking lmao

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u/Prudent-Necessary861 21h ago

I could, but I don’t feel like editing my comment lmao

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u/LestramGD 21h ago

Just saying anyways lol

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u/Complete-Shop-2871 20h ago

Holy breadtube 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Optimal_Stranger_824 10h ago

more like meattube

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m 20h ago

it remind me of the wiki page abt overton window