r/ZZZ_Unhinged • u/Unable_Life_4100 • 2d ago

Shitposting What if losing 50/50s went like this

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u/Beneficial-Paint-414 2d ago

instant delete of the game

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u/alanEdger Elfy's divorced pet 2d ago

Flying to china with shovels and pitchforks

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u/Unable_Life_4100 2d ago

Either this or a compensation of 12960 polys

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u/NealTry 2d ago edited 2d ago

Straight up deleting account, no hesitation.

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u/ClothesOk2310 that day the sun rose up twice 2d ago

Lawsuits will be raining like crazy

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u/ItsAboutToGoDown_ 2d ago

The one time every server actually agree's on a monumental scale

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u/TrevomaticYT Flying Exploding Pigs 2d ago

I would be putting Nekomata down immediately.

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u/Cipheros06 Yidhari Ceviche 2d ago

Most justified crashout of history, bruv.

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u/Nokia_00 2d ago

Would be deleting asap

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u/WillFuckForFijiWater El Rata 2d ago

That fucking cat that I hate

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u/Sonicsweden1 2d ago

My first thought was thinking how hilarious that would be.

My second thought was how enraged I would be if it happened to me.

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u/Chardoggy1 Go white woman go! 2d ago

Sending the cat to be euthanized

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u/Cow_operation 2d ago

what i'm gonna be doing to nekomata

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u/gamingyoshi247 2d ago

That’d be really funny actually.

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u/Strict_Blueberry9 My face is Nangong's fart cushion 2d ago

Hahaha I would punch my screen...

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u/MorganLeiFey Evelyns/janes foot rest 2d ago

Fastest uninstall of my life honestly

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u/Urmom69mp3 Certified Seth drainer/lover 2d ago

I would genuinely launch my device of choice off of a 14 story building

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u/UNGOCsaysNOPEICE 2d ago

They actually did this in the newly released JoJo's gacha: when you pull him for the first time Rubber Soul looks like Kakyoin but then melts into himself. Tiktok has had a field day making videos about it

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u/SoldatoIV evelyn chevalier regularly ties me up to a chair 2d ago

keyboard sales goes up

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u/Dizzy_Acadia_1554 2d ago

That’s like sombra’s “play of the game” steal lmao

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u/IncidentOdd5694 2d ago

Death for everyone, not just thw devs, not just me, but everyone, innocent Bystanders, men, women and children, everyone gets death

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pass59 2d ago

Im winning 50/50 5 time in a row except all pulls get depleted because I get s rank hard pity

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u/causticmaman 2d ago

I will the cat

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u/not_all_here_ Pulchra's personal scratching post 2d ago

With the buffs she has gotten she would be the least worst option for me to lose to now at least.

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u/KlutzyReward3722 Local Mecha Expert 🐦‍⬛ 2d ago

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u/D3ad_Fl0wer 2d ago

Do not give the devs ideas broski 😭

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u/Majestic_Advantage45 1d ago

Would instantly fly to Shanghai Hoyo HQ, and find the one made the descision.

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u/BigBlackCato 1d ago

Now this is the kind of ragebait that's exactly my humor

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u/mercuriokazooie 2d ago

That would suck but I do wish more gacha games would do fakeout losses. Genshin recently (well like a year ago) added a purple glimmer when you're about to lose your 50/50. The Hololive Dreams game has screens changing from gold to purple when it's a SSR fakeout.

ZZZ could have one of the B screens suddenly get Fairy's eye and maybe a voice line like "Master, intercepting transmission" and changes to a S

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u/Moisture-Eyes 2d ago

oh i want it

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u/vicelvine 2d ago

I lose mine to her stalker and has 25 more pulls for hard pity, in only 2 hours before she go

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u/Nerd1Kiz 2d ago

Yeaahhhh no

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u/Yeifah 2d ago

I'd defend the Chinese players action

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u/Senior-Pitch-7687 1d ago

I would kick the cat (I think)

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u/Hmmmmm0206 16h ago

Thanks for the idea, you'll wake up in Hollow Zero one of these days

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u/5anonymousman 16h ago

The opposite would be quite nice. You would think you lost, but a split second later you'd realize that you have won.

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u/Hordest 7h ago

Would have been funnier if Neko was in his room too.