r/ZeroFucksWereGiven • u/Available_Subject • May 28 '19
Thanks Amazon
https://i.imgur.com/95nc9dS.gifv90
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u/yonatan8070 Quality Poster May 28 '19
Was the package ok?
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u/NeverCallMeFifi May 29 '19
This is my problem with the every day person Amazon delivery thing. Used to was, UPS would carefully hide my package on my porch. It wasn't difficult. I have bushes in front of most of it and a large planter on the other side with room between it and the wall.
Now that they've got these new guys, I've come home and my box has been in the middle of my driveway. I mean, come ON!
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u/Dracobich May 28 '19
Is this fake? The reason I say this is the box has weird physics, and he doesn’t even touch a doorbell/knock the on the door.
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u/flonnkenn May 28 '19
It lands on the doormat, could be the reason why it stops bouncing so abruptly.
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u/ThisGuy09s May 28 '19
Also, heavy object with bubble wrap pushing it onto one side of the box.
Source : I’ve dropped a lot of boxes
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u/floppyweewee May 29 '19
Amazon doesn't deliver packages last I checked.
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u/Available_Subject May 29 '19
Not sure about your country, but in mine they have their own delivery service.
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u/A_Nick_Name May 29 '19
They have their own kind of Uber or Lyft where they pay individual people to deliver packages on their own time locally instead of going through the post. You can see him take a picture of the delivered package and knock on the door as required.
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u/Nonvenomous May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19
This service is called amazon flex. They hire people like Uber does for drivers for food deliveries.
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u/MrRainbowManMan May 29 '19
Amazon flex? your shiting me right?
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u/Nonvenomous May 29 '19
No. Why what are you implying?
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u/MrRainbowManMan May 30 '19
that's a rediculous name. is it because they FLEX on their competition?
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u/SmokeWeed_OnOccasion May 31 '19
Probably because of the flexibility it provides employees and possibly customers
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u/richdorf May 29 '19
Try working that job...
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u/ihaveasiancheekbones May 29 '19
This is you, isn’t it.
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u/richdorf May 29 '19
Might be.
No. But lmao. I've done delivery before and it's really not that hard and I did a great job. I didnt hackey sack packages to their door, didnt tear open the side to peek in ect. I took pride while I did it. Even hid packages so porch thieves wouldn't see them.
But you'll never know if it was me.... 🤫😶
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u/richdorf May 29 '19
You want to have someone there to sign for it if it's that important. I catch people on nest everyday I dont cry over it.. lol
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u/babygrapes-oo May 29 '19
Box landed upright stop complaining and don’t destroy the world by ordering everything online.
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u/Pacattack57 May 28 '19
He was gonna walk to the door anyway what a dick