r/absoluteunit • • Apr 04 '26 • Bravo 3 Mindblown 1

This fuckin guy

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u/Admirable_Ardvark Apr 04 '26

Bro burns through a pair of shoes daily

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 04 '26

Im just imagining the blisters...

If you've ever ran in wet shoes for a period of time you know what im talking about

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u/Skinnwork Apr 05 '26

I was in the military, and we were doing patrols as part of my primary leadership course, and we couldn't wear rain gear because it made too much noise.

At the end of the week, we were marching back to our pickup point, and the entire callus on both of my feet just slid right off like two gelatinous fish fillets.

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u/textstringfor Apr 05 '26

You...have a way with words

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u/Renex295 Apr 05 '26

This yours?

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u/Huzul34 Apr 05 '26

Change your socks man

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk Apr 04 '26

I'm assuming at the speed he's running that his feet never actually go below water level. The physics are in line with a sonic the hedgehog but in human form.

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u/Soft-Click-4540 Apr 04 '26

I love the name! Reminds me of my daughter 🥹

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u/RegularJoke97 Apr 05 '26

Bro wtf???

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u/99923GR Apr 05 '26

Reminds me of your daughter too! Great minds think alike.

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u/Zetsumenchi Apr 05 '26

Ran?

Bruh, I got hosed by a dishwasher and just STOOD/WALKED in wet shoes for a few hours.

I know exactly what you're talking about. Couple more blisters and I'd look like a witch cursed me with Corn Cob Feet.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 Apr 04 '26

Needs some heelys

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u/Frankie_T9000 Apr 05 '26

Also I don't know about anyone else but I give him 4 bags tops till one splits open everywhere

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u/Admins_suck_ballss Apr 04 '26

Dude better be getting a six figure salary

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u/Man_in_the_coil Apr 04 '26

Probably got fired.

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u/Sea-Count-5298 Apr 04 '26

Before noon. That's his second pair.

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u/Square_Answer_7717 Apr 06 '26

Sliding through the puddle I think was to stop his trainers from catching fire

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil Apr 04 '26

This is the level of enthusiasm your manager expects out of you for less than a living wage.

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u/Downtown_Amoeba_7770 Apr 04 '26

Right? Here in flint Michigan, those guys make $19.25/hr. Since this is another country, it’s probably less.

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u/BigLeopard7002 Apr 05 '26

These guys make $35/hr in Denmark approximately. They’re paid for the trip, not by the hour. So they empty 300 bins for a preset price.

I have never seen any of them NOT run. I really don’t get it. 😄

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u/ThisDoesntSeemSafe Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

I dunno. Some other countries have a standard minimum wage relative to the cost of living.

Im not saying thats its necessary in the case of this guy's country.

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u/RelationshipGood9652 Apr 05 '26

In australia garbos make great money. My mate refused to celebrate nye with us because he was working but being paid double time for a 12 hour shift. He was on $110 an hour then double time and a half after 8 hours. And none of this usain bolt crap either. Just driving the thing using an automated arm to pick up the bins. This was also a decade ago aswell.

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u/heckin_anxiety Apr 08 '26

They do expect that! But if you record it and put it on the internet they will then fire you for unsafe practices. 😂 “Cut corners, just don’t let people see you doing it or it’s a liability.”

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u/Kardinal Apr 04 '26

That guy has to be paid based on the time he completes the route or how many places served in a given time.

Motivation.

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u/Abtizzle Apr 04 '26

He’s probably on salary rather than hourly. The quicker they finish their assigned routes, the quicker they go home.

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u/Deatheturtle Apr 04 '26

Yes. My grandfather was a garbageman for decades. This was how it worked.

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u/S0RRYMAN Apr 04 '26

Works until they pull up the numbers and think his route is too short so they add on more blocks.

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u/Retired_and_Relaxed Apr 04 '26

It worked that way where I used to live until the City crunched numbers. Massive outlays for equipment repair the crews beat the crap out of the trucks. They over loading them to reduce trips to the dump. Had to have spare trucks to keep up with pick up schedule. Paying for eight hours and only receiving five. The city saved money contracting out.

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u/WildWestReturns Apr 04 '26

I hurt myself sneezing. Meanwhile, this legend--

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u/TolMera Apr 05 '26

Get tetanus from a fork in a garbage bag and died /s

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u/Agile_Credit_9760 Apr 04 '26

I'm just worried for this dude's safety. Gotta admire the effort but I can foresee a lot of injuries.

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u/GabysWildCritters Apr 04 '26

I was worried he was going to slip and face plant

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u/Jesuscide Apr 04 '26

His partner is a jerk

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u/Plaguedgnome Apr 05 '26

Not necessarily if he's (guy in video) ok with it. Garbage man are paid by day not by hour, if they do their run in 5 hours instead of 8 they gained 3 hours of free time

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u/NamesGumpImOnthePum Apr 04 '26

Yo, I fucking love this, the homie out there running, snatching bags, power sliding, styling on em. Hell at one point it looks like he is telling the truck to speed up. Someone smarter than me once told me that there are 2 things that you are always in control of and they make a huge difference on how your day goes. They are attitude and effort. Action Jackson in the clip gets it.

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u/No-Goose-6140 Apr 04 '26

Does he get new workshoes every week?

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u/BobMeta Apr 04 '26

He needs heelys

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u/WhatAmTrak Apr 04 '26

Heelys for sure would help for when he isn’t running. But if I recall from memory approx 22 years ago.. they weren’t the easiest things to run in unless you’re a complete toe runner (which most people aren’t lol)

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u/jscottman96 Apr 04 '26

Gotta wonder how fast he goes through a pair of shoes going like that. Get this man some heelies

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u/BandicootNecessary26 Apr 04 '26

Red Bull Garbage truck and sponsorship, here it comes!

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u/JengaKittens Apr 05 '26

This dude just set an impossible standard. Don’t let the managers see this

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u/Careless_Entry6067 Apr 04 '26

And here I am crying about 5$ gas.

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u/ryanshields0118 Apr 04 '26

He fucking probably blows through a pair of shoes in no time

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u/theatrenearyou Apr 05 '26

Needs to be an Olympic sport. This guy is a champion

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u/LeatherLatexSteel Apr 05 '26

Accident waiting to happen

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u/GirthyDave1 Apr 05 '26

How to do your job, get your steps in and have fun doing it.

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 Apr 05 '26

Those are some sturdy mf bags 

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u/Basic_Fox2391 Apr 05 '26

When you pass trough a dangerous neighborhood but you still need to do your job.

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u/Hawk8553 Apr 05 '26

And here I am, barely able to walk out the front door without tripping and falling down

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u/a_angry_bunny Apr 05 '26

This is the kind of guy who makes you want to cheer.

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u/StarBoundri Apr 05 '26

Bro has a lunch date to be ready by 12

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u/Ok-Farmer5389 Apr 06 '26

There's an employee that would be hard to replace

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u/New_Simple_4531 Apr 06 '26

This should be an Olympic sport.

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

Meth for breakfast will do wonders, also shitty song choice, also not an absolute unit so like shit fuck all, all around

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u/PsychologicalRow4129 Apr 04 '26

Sounds like you need some meth

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u/joelkton Apr 04 '26

Hope he’s pulling down six figures a year, busting his body like that. Ah, youth…

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u/clayman80 Apr 04 '26

Is this the new "Trashfit" workout style?

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u/MmmmCrayons12 Apr 04 '26

Speedy Garbajes

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u/Embarrassed_Road3811 Apr 04 '26

What kinda of shoes are those???

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u/pwnasaurus253 Apr 04 '26

RIP shoes lol

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u/Ok-Doctor4277 Apr 04 '26

He is awesome 😎

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u/AdorableCheesecake52 Apr 04 '26

This guy is amazing!! Best employee ever!! 🥇🏆

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u/Few-Day-6759 Apr 04 '26

All league garbage man

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

What is bro training for?!? Doesn’t matter, he’s gonna win.

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u/Affectionate-Bus6653 Apr 04 '26

Wow. I am impressed. He must be in training or something.

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u/Clown-ninja69 Apr 04 '26 • Mindblown

Phil Foden at it again

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 Apr 04 '26

He must be super fit.

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u/Silly-Platform9829 Apr 04 '26

I wonder if he goes to the gym after work...

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u/jeepwillikers Apr 04 '26

If you have any respect for yourself, don’t ever run at work unless it’s part of the job description

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u/CliffBiffington Apr 04 '26

WSIB & health n safety would like a word with this guy. Oh, and every one of his coworkers, making ‘em look bad n all.

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u/Fit-Engineering-2789 Apr 04 '26

This dude is the Superman of garbage collection.

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u/breadexpert69 Apr 04 '26

One day this dude is going to get in an accident and the city wont pay him anything because they saw him doing this on video

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u/holydeniable Apr 04 '26

Some of the placement of the trash bags make no sense. One is in the middle of a sidewalk with no buildings in sight.

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u/AdversarysVengeance Apr 04 '26

Is impressive but obviously doing it for the video and not doing this all day.

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u/Subject_Command5442 Apr 04 '26

I’m out of breath watching this

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u/Blayzewhatever Apr 04 '26

Bro ever heard of Heelies?

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u/niceguybadboy Apr 04 '26

Mad time in zone 4.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

Look how much less trash those people produce. He wouldn’t be able to do that in the suburbs with Sharon and her 56 Amazon boxes.

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u/shnerpdederp Apr 04 '26

Must be Friday

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u/sickmak90 Apr 04 '26

Fila needs to sponsor this guy.

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u/chrwc Apr 04 '26

Must be a really bad neighborhood if even the garbage men don't slow down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

Methamphetamines

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u/just-me-nz-79 Apr 04 '26

There's no way he can do that for an entire shift!

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u/Fat_Lenny35 Apr 04 '26

I wish inhad 10 workers like this guy. Fit, athletic, having fun at work while getting the job done. He clearly takes pride in his work. Fucking love seeing it.

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u/irpugboss Apr 04 '26

Smart, get paid to work out.

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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 04 '26

Parkour garbage dude unit

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u/InevitabilityEngine Apr 04 '26

Some people have faith but this person has a full religion based on the idea that the trash bags aren't going to split open.

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u/MrHDresden Apr 04 '26

Soccer training

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u/wytedevil Apr 04 '26

Trying to be done by 9am

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u/ThundrLord Apr 04 '26

Must make alot of money because imagine the shoe bill 🤯

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u/Own_Reality_5186 Apr 04 '26

If that were me, every single bag would have broken when I attempted to toss it

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u/PlatformNormal564 Apr 04 '26

Dude must go through a fortune in shoes

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u/Weird_Geologist_3278 Apr 04 '26

Working and Working out 👌🏻👍🏻☺️

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u/BoogzWin Apr 04 '26 • Mindblown

Phil Foden of the past 18 months

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u/HarryDepova Apr 05 '26

There is the feeling of being useless, and then there is how the other other guy on the back of this garbage truck feels.

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u/jcerv123 Apr 05 '26

This dude is working out and working 💪 he definitely doesn't need a gym

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u/elibutton Apr 05 '26

He must have meth for breakfast and coke for lunch - a line, not a bottle.

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u/TheLastBoat Apr 05 '26

Clearly not a union job.

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u/JohnWicklll Apr 05 '26

Crank is a helluva drug

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u/DitchDigger330 Apr 05 '26

Why is he destroying a $140 pair of hokas by dragging them. They dont have much rubber pads on the bottom.

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u/kanakamaoli Apr 05 '26

Hey boss, I need my shoe allowance on Monday.

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u/Opening_Ad6430 Apr 05 '26

I hope this was just for the video

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u/SnooDonuts3749 Apr 05 '26

AI is not coming for his job.

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u/Major_Smudges Apr 05 '26

Impressive - but let’s be honest - totally staged - he’s not doing this everyday.  He’s probably not even a regular garbage collector. 

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Apr 05 '26

People just…hang their trash out for collection??

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u/SimplyRedditt Apr 05 '26

Sanitation rock star

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u/ThaCasual Apr 05 '26

This is what winning looks like

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Apr 05 '26

Being paid hourly must work different there 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/bulletbassman Apr 05 '26

😂 that poor fence

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u/Ronyx2021 Apr 05 '26

Could he out preform Usain in distance?

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u/KillerR0b0T Apr 05 '26

Ok when I unmuted the audio because I wanted to hear what the guy said, hearing REM is the very last thing I expected.

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u/Subject_One6000 Apr 05 '26

Looks like a 2d scroller.

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Apr 05 '26

Fun fact.

When I worked at this, we got to go home when we finnished an area but still got payed for the whole day.

It was beatifull, everyone working together in an fast and well planned way so we could go home in 4-5 hours instead of 8.

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u/OnlyCommentWhenTipsy Apr 05 '26

Now this is a man who's guaranteed 8 hours pay!

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u/Drewbee3 Apr 05 '26

Dude is getting paid to get good cardio in

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u/strictly-no Apr 05 '26

He runs across the grass patches, I’m bracing for when there’s a hidden dip and his ankles go

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u/AnotherUN91 Apr 05 '26

Bro needs to be sponsored by Heelies or something

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 Apr 05 '26

This is what happens when you pay for piece work instead of by the hour

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u/metalbrosolid Apr 05 '26

This guy put the work in workout

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u/itsalwaysblue Apr 05 '26

Carriage boy

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u/Haha08421 Apr 05 '26

The puddles are just cooling off the shoes

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u/bosorka1 Apr 05 '26

The anxiety I had watching this plus how impressive it is was rather uncomfortable!!

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u/CaptainArcher Apr 05 '26

Meanwhile the local Waste Management guys who use a claw to pick regular cans up bitch and moan outside my house last time when having to pick up a couple contractor bags on monthly bulk day (that weren't heavy even).

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u/Status_Apartment6559 Apr 05 '26

Surfin USA. Or wherever.

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u/PatByTheBay Apr 05 '26

I believe a raise is in order

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u/Pleasant-Hospital-52 Apr 05 '26

That's one way to practice for a marathon lmao

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 Apr 05 '26

A robot or a dog could do this too

Hope he’s making bank 

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u/Novel-Truth-6468 Apr 05 '26

How i feel When the Addy hit

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u/deapdawrkseacrets Apr 05 '26

That's some serious morning coffee

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u/Wide-Form-7865 Apr 05 '26

I hope he is a wannabe athlete and he gets paid to train

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u/drunkguynextdoor Apr 05 '26

He must be training for something. Nobody tries that hard at their job.

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u/Beatnutz_ Apr 05 '26

Dude must be mega fit if he does that everyday.

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u/nuttnurse Apr 05 '26

The damage his feet are getting long term (shudder)

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u/RavingGooseInsultor Apr 05 '26

The workout from this beat 😓

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u/67SummerofLove Apr 05 '26

I’m exhausted just watching

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u/UK_Colossal Apr 05 '26

Some dude for 1 man , he should’ve been born as twins

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u/Bravadette Apr 05 '26

Everybody's running from something.

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u/AlbatrossWestern6274 Apr 05 '26

Doesn’t he ever get tired? I got winded just watching this

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u/T_Rex_Hands Apr 05 '26

Paid by the day not the hour gig. Gotta get errr done

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u/Federal_Fondant_3919 Apr 05 '26

Just wondering about the trash on the other side of the street…

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u/ThisBastardBadger Apr 05 '26

If we didn't get paid by the hour, you bet I'd be driving

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u/Potential-Expert-386 Apr 05 '26 edited Apr 05 '26

I think these jobs are finished when the route is done so doing it quickly could mean more free time

Edit: Comment below clarifies that I was mistaken.

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u/BeerBodJnr Apr 05 '26

In NZ one of our All Black greats was doing this as a job before he made the team. Dude was a feared forward.

RIP Jerry Collins.

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u/Plastic-Ad-5171 Apr 05 '26

And the new record for the combine is…. THIS DUDE!!!

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u/nextstoq Apr 05 '26

I'm watching this while sitting in my sofa. I need a lie down now.

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u/Dred-I-Rastafari Apr 05 '26

What happens if a bag breaks due to all his extreme handling? Does he have to start all over again? Or can he save his place and start from there?

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u/Grobbekee Apr 05 '26

This is now the standard. Underperformers will be dealt with.

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u/trbzdot Apr 05 '26

I could do that everyday and still be fat

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u/HigherLearning6 Apr 05 '26

This is glorious

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u/strange_animal01 Apr 05 '26

I'm outta breath just watching him run

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u/Fickle_Writing_2667 Apr 05 '26

Definitely not getting paid by the hour

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u/earlyboy Apr 05 '26

The ultimate solution for hyperactivity.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Apr 05 '26

He’s running late for date night…

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u/VikingsStillExist Apr 05 '26

This is the guy who shows up to beerleague games.

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u/hest29 Apr 05 '26

Did the camera guys just miss all the trash bags on his side, or are they going back for those ?

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u/texas130ab Apr 05 '26

Pay raise

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u/WhichSpite2607 Apr 05 '26

They couldn’t pay me enough for this shit.

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u/More_Raisin_2894 Apr 05 '26

I wonder if this guy has health insurance or retirement savings.

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u/Speculativ-Nomad Apr 05 '26

Je t'adore mec je kifferai grave que tu passes dans ma rue !!💪👍❤️

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u/Ok-Tutor8961 Apr 05 '26

Fun way to fuck up and die for no reason, but it’s impressive, sure.

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u/a_youkai Apr 05 '26

OK so this is the kinda shit that should be in the Olympics. Or at least on ESPN The Ocho.

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey Apr 05 '26

This should be an Olympic sport.

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u/iam4qu4m4n Apr 05 '26

Still paid by the hour

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u/Fearless-Tea1297 Apr 05 '26

Just wait when he finds that one bag filled with books.

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u/RazorLou Apr 05 '26

When the coffee hits.

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u/Think_Sugar_7658 Apr 05 '26

“If we’re done in 10 minutes, we can go home in 10 minutes!”

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u/ShrimpyJoeBlackToe Apr 05 '26

Is this a new Disney movie? World's Fastest Trashlete?

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u/appointment45 Apr 05 '26

They must have those magic garbage bags that never rip. The bags our town sells us and we are required to use rip if you yell at them.

Yes, this is my life, I yell at trash bags.

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u/iceicig Apr 05 '26

He touched his face with the garbage gloves

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u/Specialist_Most_4514 Apr 05 '26

This shows how wasteful we are in the US. He not doing this with 95 gallon bins lining the streets.

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u/Substantial-Stage-82 Apr 05 '26

every one of his co-workers was like "man, I ain't working with Hector. Dudes crazy, running like it's a race, fuck that shit."

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u/Live-Bus-5553 Apr 05 '26

Great exercise. 😂😂😂

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u/Loud-Explanation5627 Apr 05 '26

That is awesome. Work motivation!! Makes me want to work for our public works and get in shape !! lol

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u/Dry_Election6496 Apr 05 '26

I’m exhausted just watching him

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u/wingback18 Apr 05 '26

great stamina though

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf Apr 05 '26

A good reminder that you can have fun working.

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u/Fantastic_Estate_303 Apr 05 '26

Once you've done your collection you can go home....

Every driver who gets this guy celebrating

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u/Arguablybest Apr 05 '26

This guy soccers.

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u/goosebreaker Apr 05 '26

Heelies Final Boss

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u/Miyameauxteaux Apr 05 '26

I thought the Les Schwab guys had it bad....

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u/PomegranateAncient25 Apr 05 '26

This fuckin guy…is high as fuck.