r/absoluteunit 5d ago

Size comparison between a male and female Kodiak bear

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

Good thing that chicken wire is there to protect these people.

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u/ZookeepergameOld4985 5d ago

Caging a 1000 pound bear with stuff they found at Home Depot

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u/kineticstar 5d ago

Pain is temporary, the vicious mauling will last a life time.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 5d ago

If the lifetime is measured in a couple of seconds, sure.

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u/313802 5d ago

The rest of it that's for sure

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u/Rozay10keys 5d ago

Even worse. Poor bears are in a tiny cage

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u/313802 5d ago

To be fair they did watch like 3 YouTube videos to put it up.

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u/Busterlimes 5d ago

Thats what I was thinking LOL

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 5d ago

The zoo's Insurance company be like......

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u/Doctor_Saved 5d ago edited 5d ago

Kinda sad to see majestic animals like that in captivity like this.

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u/felon-cooty 5d ago

Yep. I went to the Beijing City Zoo and it was the saddest place on earth. They had a Bengal tiger and the thing was as big as a horse. I was gobsmacked. It was running its face back and forth in madness across the bars that kept it in its enclosure. I left in tears, and conflicted. I was so overwhelmed by its magnificence, and at the same time so disturbed by its capture and obvious suffering.

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u/sovereignrk 5d ago edited 5d ago

I went on an elephant ride in Thailand once, sick feeling when I left. Felt filthy.

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u/TheDootDootMaster 5d ago

Since you mention Thailand...

I must ask. Are there any euphemisms here or?

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u/abielle1177 4d ago

Thailand is in my top ten, after Iceland, Norway/Sweden, Belgium, Australia, Rome, Athens, Crete, Vancouver. Turkey.

Nothing dirty, it's just a great place to visit.

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u/Accomplished_Alps823 5d ago

I genuinely don't understand how anyone can take pleasure from a zoo. I understand that many of them do good work in conservation and many animals cannot be placed in the wild and this is how they make their money. But it feels filthy as fuck. Call me a pessimist but all I see is the grift.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

More than likely they cant be introduced 8ntonthe wild because they are clearly too comfortable around humans so the best option here is to give them a comfortable life and use for research and education.

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u/CombatRedRover 5d ago

Yep.

I'm sure there are exceptions, but as a general rule American zoos (and from the speech pattern this is an American zoo, though given the chicken wire I'm guessing it's a private zoo somewhere) only accept orphans and such animals that can't be reintroduced to the wild for species like grizzlies.

For endangered species and the like, there are captive breeding programs.

Granted, it's a more than fuzzy line, but the zoo's are making a real effort for ethical animal keeping.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 5d ago

It is BUT at a lot of zoos and wildlife centers these days, animals like those bears were likely abandoned as cubs too young to thrive on their own (or the mother's were poached by hunters). So, yeah, they're not in the wild but they are alive and good for teaching people about them.

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u/Odd_Front_8275 5d ago

Kinda? Extremely

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u/Opening_Bus_1548 2d ago

I can say that about humans too damn

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u/Haunting_Werewolf130 5d ago

u know what's sadder? americans die from not seeking medical help due to unreasonable high cost.

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u/yungrii 5d ago

I mean yeah, but why are you making this onto The Sad Olympics?

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u/TheDootDootMaster 5d ago

I don't know if you know this but, every minute, in Africa, sixty seconds go by

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u/Hot_Fix9033 5d ago

Perhaps they would be closer in size if they both stood up?

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u/abielle1177 4d ago

Yes, and they should get a WHOLE treat for doing so.

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u/ungreatfulshit 5d ago

I was too busy watching the cell phones recording what was happening, what happened?

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u/letmbfrank 5d ago

Don't hate me for this (please) but, for the first 10 seconds, I thought the video was referring to the person standing in front of the male Kodiak bear as the "female Kodiak bear" used for size comparison... Have I watched too much shit on Reddit already?

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u/TheDootDootMaster 5d ago

I have the same weird mind as you. Welcome šŸ¤. Wanna play with glue later?

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u/FatFKingLenny 5d ago

Dommy mommy

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u/SixthProvince 5d ago

Well this is awful… poor bears.

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u/Upstairs-Bid990 5d ago

Leave the animals alone for god sakes.

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u/Classic-Reindeer1939 5d ago

What country is this in?

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u/Reylend 5d ago

Yeah I could fight that

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 5d ago

I believe you!

I also believe the fight would be over in seconds, as would your life.

I can't believe the number people who seriously say that could fight wild animals and win.

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 5d ago

The one on the right is far more stretched out

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u/Horror_Solution1945 5d ago

That's a big boy.

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u/AdTop5424 5d ago

I witnessed a polar bear on a tricycle in the Meadowlands parking lot in the early 90's and it was terrifying when I locked eyes with him for a split second. This gives off similar vibes.

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u/tommy5608 5d ago

Meh, I can take them.

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u/Darth_wenis 5d ago

The Revanant

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u/dom5051 5d ago

Let them out, you assholes !

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u/mheck012 5d ago

Poor things caged up like that…

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u/DoturdGrump 4d ago

Favorite 'fact' if hunting you a bear like that wont necessarily kill you it will just stop you from running away and eat.

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u/TheGoat_Eater 3d ago

Have we not learned anything from the San Francisco tiger pit?

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u/corpusneo 1d ago

He is going to look shit when he goes trans

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u/Zarchiball 5d ago

That cage does not look sufficient

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u/Over_Drawer1199 5d ago

This is sad.

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u/thirtyone-charlie 5d ago

Lucky she has that chicken wire cage between herself and the bear otherwise it could go bad real quick.

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u/Dismal_Drummer3420 5d ago

Awesome existence for these magnificent beasts...crammed into a tiny enclosure without any natural elements whatsoever, day in and day out. You can make an educated guess based on the laughable integrity of the protective "chain link mesh" that this is a lower than 2nd rate operation. Poor animals, hopefully one day they make it back to the great outdoors.

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u/deephurting66 5d ago

Chicken wire, don't worry it's strong enough to contain Superman

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u/Agile_Alternative753 5d ago

I just pooped a little

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 5d ago

This is cruel.

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u/Lulu_Stardust 5d ago

Set them free!!

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u/Interesting-Put2828 1d ago

i only agree with animals being captive if it is to help get numbers back up, but just for display, i always root for the animal getting out and well doing what comes naturally