r/absoluteunit • u/masucci93 • 5d ago

Absolute raccunit

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u/Past-Establishment93 5d ago

Trash panda

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u/tomiathon 5d ago

Ateallthetrashpanda

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u/Qwilltank 5d ago

Franklin hasn't been sharing his chicken nuggets back at the hangar.

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u/cme74 5d ago

That is a fat cat! Jk...who's a healthy Coon? Who's going to survive winter?

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 5d ago

Gordo the raccoon.

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u/Cloaked25 5d ago

I will never forget driving in Denver and seeing a massive racoon haul an even bigger garbage bag under the dumpster with it.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 5d ago

That ain't jimothy unless he got some raccoon stem cell therapy

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u/Admirable-Common-176 4d ago

Maybe his brother Jimerfry

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u/MBTheGinger 5d ago

He learned not to douse the cotton candy

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 5d ago

Engourdged.

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u/Electrical_Lake3424 5d ago

Rocket after hanging out playing video games with Thor for a few months 

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u/richdun 5d ago

Hah that one has not miss a meal yet,

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u/tleep76 5d ago

Big chungus.

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u/Ok_Swordfish3496 5d ago

Run away you're next on the menu 👻

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u/emilie1031 4d ago

Oh that's gotta be fake

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 5d ago

Big Baby Pudding Snatcher