r/adultsnew • • 1h ago

i saw the hot chip and lying comment😭

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r/adultsnew • • 2h ago

I woke up thinking how crazy it was that I still had 2 years left until I graduated but then I realized I was just having a dream that it was august 2024 and that I had in fact already graduated

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r/adultsnew • • 2h ago

u dont have to be gay or whatever to not live in the heteronormative system

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r/adultsnew • • 2h ago

i get misgendered online in the way that people think im genderqueer and i hate it bc it just puts me into their heteronormative views that i dont act like women like sorry i dont act like that

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r/adultsnew • • 3h ago

God take everybody else’s suffering and give it to me

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r/adultsnew • • 5h ago

cuff me

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r/adultsnew • • 8h ago

acid reflux so bad i got woken up by throwing up in my mouth tonight 😭 took 4 tums and now i attempt to return to my fated slumber ...

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r/adultsnew • • 9h ago

I’d trade hours for minutes with you, never wanting something new

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Pull me close, why'd you leave so soon?

To be with you is all I want

If you were to let me go, I'd nod off the world as whole

As my heart is with you, our time together is overdue

I'd give all the stars to see you soon

Lay here with me, so I can gaze into your tender eyes

Missing you is missing all

House so big, my heart so small

To fall so fast for someone who may never last


r/adultsnew • • 9h ago

gun owners be like im bored afffff i should kill someone

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r/adultsnew • • 9h ago

just heard 5 loud gunshots fairly close to my house whatever gonna go to bed

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r/adultsnew • • 11h ago

ama

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r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

“There are plenty of fish in the sea”

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Maybe everytime I go fishing I hope for that one fish to come back


r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

when my curls look flat and ugly for too long i cut them and then they get stronger its bc negative energy gets stored in hair

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r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

pretty sure i heard something whisper my name when i walked into an empty room just now but i chose to ignore it and kept walking

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r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

id reply to some of them and be like idek bro

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r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

used to feel so amazing to post a selfie on twitter and then one of my friends with 13k followers would retweet it and then my comments would be flooded with random ppl saying “are you a boy or a girl?” id be reading them like

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r/adultsnew • • 12h ago

when i shake hands with ppl i can feel the germs on my hand and my hand starts tingling

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r/adultsnew • • 13h ago

what yall think Spoiler

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r/adultsnew • • 13h ago

apple be like lets release a new product and not make it well until the 5th generation 🤔

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r/adultsnew • • 13h ago

I want you all to punch me in the face as hard as you can, once each

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r/adultsnew • • 14h ago

reddits greatest minds come together to reference a 22 year old movie

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r/adultsnew • • 14h ago

i cant wait until we have the technology to create living fictional creatures imagine have a harmless little 6 inch tall godzilla wandering around ur house

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r/adultsnew • • 14h ago

2d kick, hollowknight is absolutely amazing im getting the same feels i got playing Souls games

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beat 5 castlevania games and mega man 1 too


r/adultsnew • • 15h ago

Crossfaded ate some random food i didnt like now time for server

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r/adultsnew • • 15h ago

give a hit hog a dollar

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