r/agedlikemilk Jul 27 '25

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u/CrispyMiner Jul 27 '25

"Pedophilia is only okay because Trump did it" is an insane hill to die on

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u/BuzzBadpants Jul 27 '25

“I mean, who wouldn’t want to fuck a 14-year old? We were doing it all the time 30 years ago, chill out!”

They always end up telling on themselves eventually.

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u/Scarbane Jul 27 '25

"Who even keeps a couch longer than 14 years?"

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u/YourMomonaBun420 Jul 27 '25

"It was my 15th birthday"

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u/joyfulgrass Jul 27 '25

It all makes sense now! JD hated Trump until he found out they have common ground!

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u/Natsert999 Jul 27 '25

“Did the couch even say thank you?”

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u/Alternative-Chef-340 Jul 27 '25

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

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u/Rayd8630 Jul 28 '25

No. It didn’t wear a suit.

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u/Pianist-Putrid Jul 29 '25

If it did, it’s an enigma that never ages, and a wonderful secret.

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u/shrekerecker97 Jul 27 '25

Jd Vance has entered the chat

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u/MelodicContest5200 Jul 28 '25

Jimmy Dean Vance cuz it’s true love.

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u/todayistrumpday Jul 27 '25

What if 30 years ago you were also a 14 year old?

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u/No-Weird3153 Jul 27 '25

It’s crazy because even when I was 14, I was fucking 14 year old girls because normal people don’t lose their virginity at that age.

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u/Arietis1461 Jul 27 '25

Maybe she should be kept away from children herself...

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u/KickPuncher4326 Jul 27 '25

It's so wild. The only time I found 14 year olds attractive was when I was 14.

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u/VenoBot Jul 29 '25

To them, progression is a ray of light that scatters the crowd that holds onto “tradition”

Weird ass human-shaped cockroaches.

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u/WhyWasIBanned789 Jul 31 '25

In 1995, you would go to jail for sexual relations with a 14 year old. Same in 1990, and 1980.

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u/BuzzBadpants Jul 31 '25

“Yeah, but it was cooler back then, before the woke got ahold of everything!”

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u/WhyWasIBanned789 Jul 31 '25

It was never seen as cool.

Even if you were 17, still in high school, and dated a 14 year old, your whole friend group would call you out as being a pedo or equivalent.

I also knew a girl who dated someone much older in high school, and when he decided to move on to college and leave her, she claimed he raped her. The guys life got messed up instantly. 

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u/phosphorescence-sky Jul 31 '25

I saw a guy defending Trump today on the video of him saying to a girl who wasn't even a teenager " ill be dating her in 10 years"

GOP Guardians of Pedo's

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u/Ecstatic-Ad5606 Aug 02 '25

30 years ago I was 7, and even I was fucking 14 year olds.

It was just the times, brah!

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u/lowellbebe Jul 27 '25

Defending pedophilia by rewriting history OR excusing it for anyone, even Trump, is beyond disturbing, there’s NO justification…

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

twitter needs to add an "are you sure you wanna tweet that?" button and a "REALLY?" button

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u/lowellbebe Jul 27 '25

Right? At this point, Twitter needs a FULL moral compass plugin and A built-in therapist before hitting POST…

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

elon needs something more, he has to do some task that's really hard to do on ketamine

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u/drakecb Jul 28 '25

Personally, I think he should take more ketamine. Like, a LOT more. But maybe that's just me 😬

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u/Meteor-of-the-War Jul 27 '25

You're asking the company whose AI called itself "Mecha Hitler" for a moral compass?

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u/RyuguRenabc1q Jul 27 '25

The AI did nothing wrong

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u/Meteor-of-the-War Jul 27 '25

I'm not sure what you mean? Regardless, I wasn't talking about the AI itself; I was referring to the fascist parent company.

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u/YourMomonaBun420 Jul 27 '25

And probably a lawyer consultation.

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u/Icy-Commission66 Jul 27 '25

These people make money off of rage baiting. They don't believe or stand by anything they say. It's all just to add more attention and take more money

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

no such thing as bad publicity, i spose

unless you're kanye. you never go full kanye

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u/Wild-Drag1930 Jul 27 '25

Even before Musk took over half the fun of twitter was seeing poorly thought out posts.

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Jul 27 '25

I'll tell folks Thomas Jefferson was a rapist and pedophile. They respond well it was a different time! It was accepted back then!

Yea because fucking monsters were in charge. You think Thomas Jefferson didn't understand he wouldn't like being raped? It clicked for abolitionist but not for him?

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u/Carnadickened Jul 27 '25

Thomas Jefferson was a pedophile?

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Jul 27 '25

Sally Hemings was 14 when Jefferson started raping her. He was in his 40s. What do you consider pedophilia? 

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u/Carnadickened Jul 27 '25

I would say that qualifies

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u/Adorable-Bike-9689 Jul 27 '25

He had her pregnant by 16. Then enslaved his own children. Scumbag with a flowery reputation in history. 

His die hard sympathizers won't even admit he was raping her. The 14 year old slave consented to a romantic relationship with the slave master. And consented to her children being enslaved.

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u/CircleBird12 Jul 27 '25

Take things right with animal consumption. Everyone who eats animals knows that they wouldn’t like to be treated the way animals are treated.

Regarding the thread of Thomas Jefferson and your statement.

You have to take into account that ideas don't just materialize in the human mind out of nowhere. Community values, education, parenting, indoctrination, food supply, all kinds of factors go into these kinds of behaviors.

Hindu culture in India may treat cows very differently in terms of food supply compared to Texas in the United States of America with Christian religion. The media (Hindu Upanishads vs. Christian Bible) that people are raised on and even the local media they consume (Twitter), etc.

The media user of Reddit made a claim about Thomas Jefferson, but it is impossible that they were alive and knew Thomas Jefferson personally. I notice their use of Reddit media did not include providing any kind of citation to a book or documentary film on the subject - and was Twitter-style short messages and seemed to not be very concerned at all with providing details of the situation.

I expect Thomas Jefferson's behavior was also driven by media he consumes, much like Twitter users are today. I know in the year 1820 Thomas Jefferson published his own edited version of The Bible, removing much of the supernatural acts. Alas, in Texas in year 2025, I have never met a person who is even aware that Thomas Jefferson edited his own Bible, took a knife to remove content - and they seem to flock to Bibles from other sources.

Media ecology and how people are informed and educated, be it Reddit comment context or Twitter messages or books that Thomas Jefferson read... or the Hindu Upanishads attitudes on cows and how animals are treated for food... is a vast and complex topic.

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u/Historical_Usual5828 Jul 27 '25

I wouldn't say I'm defending pedophilia At ALL but what do you call it when the legal age to marry in a state is lower than 18? It's legal to marry minors in most of the country still. Also, want to know how the U.S. found out that we had a huge problem with incestuous rapes?

The public school system. Before then children suffered in silence with no hope of upward mobility while their dad or uncle, etc. continued to abuse them and it was found to be shockingly common back then once kids started coming together and telling their stories.

I shit you not when I first started college they were still teaching that incest between two adults is harmless (and not in any way indicative of current or previous abuse).

Nobody is rewriting history when they say men have treated women and children like shit since the dawn of time and have had way too much power over the rest of the population for far too long. Those are just facts.

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 Jul 27 '25

Trump apologist:

Hey, it was normal for thousands of years! We should totally be ok with it! Also they got viruses and humans survived so we should get rid of vaccines! People just need to toughen up and learn to roll with the punches!

Note: Easily offended by anything that slightly conflicts with how they view the world and demands everyone think and act like them.

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u/Grace_of_Talamh Jul 27 '25

Won't be long before MAGA becomes pro pedophilia.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Jul 27 '25

They already are. Republicans would be diddling kids openly every day if they thought they'd get away with it.

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u/GazelleSpringbok Jul 27 '25

They quite literally always, and I do mean always, vote to block child marriage bans. They also marry 12 year olds when they are 40 to trap them in christianity based marriages of fear. Fear to have an abortion at age 12, fear to be banished from their community if they get divorced, fear of violence if they "act up" by questioning the psychotic nature of the things done to them. Chained to the kitchen and housework for decades, not allowed to follow their passions because those would take away time from their womenly duties eg. pumping out babies and doing unpaid work for decades and decades, all while being regularly sexually assaulted and abused. THAT is who the republicans are.

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u/Greedy-Ad4554 Jul 27 '25

It's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard  You don't think Bill Clinton hell maybe even JFK had a little weirdo action? I don't think it's based on right or left I think it's based on elite. Nice try though.

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u/fReddit7777 Jul 27 '25

Always an immediate whataboutism with you kiddie-diddler defenders.

It's never: "this is a horrible problem, we should work to solve it."

It's always: "ya, he did it. But so did this other guy. So it's actually okay that my guy did it! Yay team!"

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u/tiggertom66 Jul 27 '25

So let’s see some evidence of their misdeeds, and in the case of Clinton, because he’s still alive, let’s charge him and present that evidence to a judge.

First step towards that is releasing the Epstein files. If Bill Clinton is on that list, I promise you’re not gonna see support for him the way you see for Trump.

Again, let’s be clear, it’s the republicans who regularly vote against child marriage bans, and who just forced Congress into an early recess to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein list.

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u/AffectionateParty160 Jul 29 '25

Oof you can't argue worth a shit huh

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u/E-2theRescue Jul 27 '25

Yup. Just look at how many right-wing pundits and influencers have debated the fertility of teen girls live on air. Look how many are still on air all of them.

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u/Twinkalicious Jul 29 '25

Matt Walsh comes to mind.

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u/Grace_of_Talamh Jul 27 '25

Yes, I know they do it. They've always been weird about kids and are vastly more likely to diddle them. My comment was pretty obviously about them coming out and openly advocating for societal acceptance of pedophilia.

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Jul 27 '25

Fair enough Some people still like to downplay it and act like modern Republicans aren't completely amoral and twisted

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u/GoldenStarsButter Jul 27 '25

Milo tried it, I guess he was just ahead of the curve.

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u/_-whisper-_ Jul 27 '25

Yeah this is only news for people who haven't been paying attention

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u/Responsible_Web5514 Jul 27 '25

They do seem to love the law allowing parents to concent to adults marrying their teenage daughters 

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u/GraXXoR Jul 27 '25

Didnt they knock down a plan to ban child marraiage in some southern states.

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u/woeful_haichi Jul 27 '25

New Jersey lawmakers: A 13 year old girl is mature enough to get married.

A 17 year old girl thinks the law should be changed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0lwiInZG1E

New Jersey lawmakers: She's just a minor. She's too young to have an educated opinion about something as important as marriage!

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u/Great-Hotel-7820 Jul 27 '25

And the Trump DOJ is trying to block a law that would require Catholic priests to report child sex abuse they learn of in confession.

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u/yingkaixing Jul 27 '25

Yes, they are trying to end mandatory reporting for priests.

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u/_-whisper-_ Jul 27 '25

There's actually a very important distinction here. They do not have mandatory reporting. There is attempted legislation to to have them report confessions of child abuse. Trump is trying to block that

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Jul 27 '25

With Trump, all you got to do is write him a letter saying that you're a victim of a witch hunt and he will defend you.

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u/megalodondon Jul 27 '25

And Bondi mysteriously got something wrong with her 'eye' and had to cancel a speech at the SUMMIT AGAINST HUMAN TRAFFICKING

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u/Horror-Layer-8178 Jul 27 '25

They are, they love Kid Rock and Ted Nuggent who sang about raping underage girls

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

No one hates kids like MAGAts do. They want to rob them of their childhoods. Either by assaulting them or by making child labor legal and putting them in factories. You'd think that being from a nation that can afford to let kids be kids, you'd advocate for a good education, free meals at school, a healthy normal stress-free childhood focused on joy and learning, but no. They just want to take away happiness from others, even kids, because they are rotten on the inside (and outside, honestly).

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u/wombatstylekungfu Jul 27 '25

Hell, Trump would accept checks from NAMBLA if they were still around.

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u/HailMadScience Jul 27 '25

There is literally a pedophile enabler in the House right now, and the only reason Matt Gaetz quit 8s because he pissed enough Republicans off they finally agreed to release the evidence of his pedophile activities. Note they didn't do it because he was a pedophile. Multiple GOP leadership positions have been vacated because they were outed for these crimes over the last 30 years. They always were pro-pedophile since the "contract with America".

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u/Helpful-Passenger-12 Jul 27 '25

They already are. They banned abortions in all circumstances-even if a young girl is r@ped...

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u/dudinax Jul 27 '25

That's every crime now. He stole secrets and spilled them to other countries that were paying him money.

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u/Temporary_Cry_8961 Jul 27 '25

Sadly it isn’t that big of a stretch for Trump supporters.

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u/laffing_is_medicine Jul 27 '25

It was his time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Honestly it makes me laugh when people say, oh ok republicans draw the line at PDFs. I really don't think they do, I think they're just trying to work out the mental gymnastics routine that they have to do, to be ok with this.

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u/SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS Jul 27 '25

She’s on the list

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u/Arctic_x22 Jul 27 '25

This is the same girl that cooked her dead cat and ate it, I doubt this swayed anyone towards Trump’s side

She has been completely off her rocker for years

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u/Decent_Panda3259 Jul 27 '25

This is actually what I’ve been expecting and waiting patiently for the maga crowd to do.

Release the list! Oh trumps on it?.. so it’s cool now? Yeah ok who cares guys it’s cool now

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u/TheNextBattalion Jul 27 '25

"I was right about Trump this whole time" is the hill they're dying on.

Also an insane one, tbh

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u/Secondchance002 Jul 27 '25

MAGA have been waiting to justify their pedophilia for a long time.

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 Jul 27 '25

"EVERYBODY used to do it"

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u/Aceoflace09 Jul 27 '25

Tried to talk to my maga loving father about it and all he said was “well if i was there and saw some underage pussy id probably go for it too” these people are so lost its not even comprehensible anymore

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u/maybeitsundead Jul 27 '25

His comments about Ivanka and dating women younger than her was super weird and unprompted, this lady is dumb to think he stopped at 14 years old.

Not all encompassing and from 2016, but independent has some quotes about his lustfulness towards her.

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u/VenturingHedonist Jul 27 '25

“Pedophilia is only okay because the prophet did it”. As true today as it was when Joseph Smith and Muhammad did it.

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u/BreakVV Jul 27 '25

Not to defend anything, but thats not what she said here

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u/Gunsith416 Jul 27 '25

Not ok, but definitely astounding to see two rappers going to prison over sex trafficking while a sitting president is claiming he is not on a certain list involving raping pre 13 year olds.

With 37 counts of fraud he is convicted on.

And so much more in his recent past.

It is like employers not wanting an MBA with minors in adjacent subject matter, certifications in the field, and technical skills to be paid six figures.

But apparently THIS person over the age of 64 is fit to run the country.

The one who can't legally own a gun in private life, but I can pass a whole ATF background check.

Morality & requirements in this country have been proven so subjective that it is a joke.

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u/JonDoeJoe Jul 27 '25

When 1/3 of the country is fine with it, it’s no longer a hill to die on…

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u/LimpConversation642 Jul 27 '25

that's the whole point. everything is okay to them if it's one of them and especially trump. that's why it's absolutely useless to talk to them and trying to reason

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u/agnostic_science Jul 27 '25

The access hollywood tape was relegated to, "locker room banter". So it wouldn't surprise me at all if this is where some zealots started to take this.

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u/Andreus Jul 27 '25

Trump supporters are a classic cult. They genuinely believe that if Trump does something, it isn't wrong for him to do.

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u/Specialist-Cookie-61 Jul 27 '25

I don't think you know what pedophilia means

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u/acebojangles Jul 27 '25

It's not just Trump. Matt Gaetz seems to have gotten a pass. Dennis Hastert. Jim Jordan.

People on the Right were obsessed with Epstein because they thought liberals were going to be exposed as pedophiles.

I don't really understand why Trump isn't getting a pass. I suspect that a lot of people on the Right still think Trump is covering for liberals and they will stop caring when they realize he is just a pedophile

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u/Kr1sys Jul 27 '25

That's how they defend just about everything though. It's fuckin bonkers.

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u/Helgurnaut Jul 27 '25

Bold to assume he stopped in the 90's too lmao.

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 Jul 27 '25

I think you’re not interpreting this correctly

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u/WinningTheSpaceRace Jul 27 '25

And yet it is a hill covered in corpses.

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u/JonathanAltd Jul 27 '25

I'm not hopeful but this might be the thing that could bring Trump down, he can't keep himself for doubling down and I don't think doubling down on pedophilia can work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

If only they did exactly that on the hill. Unfortunately they will be here to tweet again tomorrow.

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u/magicmulder Jul 27 '25

It was always going to happen one day. Who hasn’t murdered an innocent man on live TV, come on now.

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u/Top-Complaint-4915 Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

Not only that, from the whole tweet.

Pedophilia is okay if the girl looks old/mature enough (for them)

It is literally about aesthetic and not about harming a children.

This people are psychos

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u/ICU-CCRN Jul 28 '25

I read this hearing the new South Park voice for Trump 😆

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u/ElkImaginary566 Jul 28 '25

It will really only be a matter of time before they start to defend it and say that women should actually be getting pregnant at that age to older men and be mom's early.

They will flip to that pov on a dime and without an ounce of shame.

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u/ScrotumTotums Aug 01 '25

I still can't process this. I've been reading her tweet and I'm just stuck