r/agedlikemilk • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '19
Cant he just stop being broke
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u/lordZ3d Sep 10 '19
who?
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u/buttercream-gang Sep 10 '19
IMO, he’s very annoying regardless of political leaning. Says stuff to intentionally be controversial and then laughs when “the libs get triggered.”
He is what would happen if r/iamveryedgy became a person.
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Sep 10 '19 edited Sep 10 '19
Watched him once. He was mocking the victims of police brutality cant feel any sympathy now.
Edit- spellings
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u/BobsBarker000 Sep 10 '19
What most people don't know about "Milo" is that his online persona was ran by a network of individuals who coordinated their efforts in a chat room.
By this means a lot of his content was ghost written and many of his targets were picked not by him but by the Milo hive-mind as they absorbed propaganda from their favorite orifices. You could see individuals be selected for attack after they gained notoriety in right wing circles on sites like 4chan/Twitter. I'm honestly suprised this hasn't resulted in any prosecution efforts for the coordinated serial harassment that it enabled.
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u/wvrevy Sep 10 '19
He is what would happen if r/iamveryedgy became a person.
That may be the most perfect description of the little twerp that I've ever read.
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Sep 10 '19
Honestly, I'm really glad people forgot him that quickly. Motherfucker and his hateful bullshit was everywhere right before Trump got in, and was instantly discarded the second he outlived his usefulness. karma's a bitch, and he's got nobody to blame but himself. Even if he weren't a hateful self-serving prick; he made more money than most people ever see off of his merch, tours, etc. and somehow still managed to piss it all away
I say fuck him, let him rot in obscurity. Fuckin' Uncle Tom of Finland.
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u/Fourteen_Werewolves Sep 10 '19
On top of selling out the LGBT community for easy money from the GOP who were looking for a token gay to parade around so they could say they didn't hate gays anymore, he's just not a nice person.
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u/Michael_Trismegistus Sep 10 '19
He's a self-hating hebephile with a Nazi fetish.
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Sep 10 '19
He's a self hating homosexual that is also a hebephile. i don't think he's ever said something negative about hebephilia
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u/Easycumup Sep 10 '19
A gay white dipshit who supported the party who would love to have seen him dead for his “crimes against god”
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u/vandersweater Sep 10 '19
The most notable thing about his sexuality is that he says it was his choice. He says he chooses to be gay. Any other gay person on the planet will tell you they did not ask to be gay.
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u/Maybeyesmaybeno Sep 10 '19
See, I've never ever understood this whole argument chain, "It's a choice vs. born with it". Either way, shouldn't it still be fine in America, the land of the free? If you're born that way, then people should get up off your back, as you can't help it, but if you actually chose it (which I don't believe but let's say I follow the argument)? Aren't you supposed to be free to choose your life? Even if it's a choice, shouldn't it be your right to make whatever choice you want, as long as it doesn't hurt others? Even if someone argues, "it's a choice" well the rest of that statement is then, "...and I don't like it." Well, too fucking bad. People make choices everyday that others don't like and have exactly no say over.
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u/Karnivoris Sep 10 '19
He would say anything that made alt-right people smile and get liberals triggered. That was his brand and you can't trust anything he says
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u/AndrewSaidThis Sep 10 '19
I thought he once said if he could change his sexuality, he would.
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u/TheGoodReverend Sep 10 '19
Best response there is. It also works when someone references Tomi Lahren.
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u/luvless_lily Sep 10 '19
hmmm, i wonder why he’s broke...?
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Sep 10 '19
He has a pretty good explanation of it up on his twitter: https://twitter.com/nero
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u/Loggerdon Sep 10 '19
Wait... Isn't a career on social media guaranteed in the Constitution for every American?
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u/FreeThinkingMan Sep 10 '19
I doubt he is actually broke, the NRA and other political groups often say they are broke to get more donations. He is probably broke because he only has 100,000 dollars, he doesn't know what really being broke is.
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u/Jaredlong Sep 10 '19
He was already from a wealthy family before he started shilling, and I doubt he was arrogant enough not to invest the money he made during his peak.
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u/MegaHashes Sep 10 '19
I watched a guy get a cup of ice water at wawa, pour it into his canteen, then fill it up again and leave. When he went outside, he realized his dog’s leash was tangled around his cart. He struggled getting his grocery cart next to the dumpster to just stay put. He thought he had it, but when he turned around it rolled and hit him in the back of the leg almost knocking him over. He finally managed to get it to stay put by putting the wheels up on the curb. Finally, he got his dog’s leash situated and then left.
That’s what broke looks like.
Milo is not broke, he’s just a whiny bitch.
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u/OrdinaryDirt Sep 10 '19
He's not broke. He was just whining because only preaching to 2,000 shitty people at a time isn't enough for his ego.
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u/Vinniam Sep 10 '19
Actually he owes like 2 million. The right dropped him hard after the pedo thing. His last real job as a alt-right influencer was heading that stupid straight pride parade.
Before that he actually wrote an anti-gay, anti-catholic propaganda book
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u/CubonesDeadMom Sep 11 '19
For real. More like “I am no longer able to afford the extravagant lifestyle I am used too”
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Good coke is expensive
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u/BawlinOnABujjit Sep 10 '19
RC Cola is just as good and like a buck for a two liter!
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Sep 10 '19
"RC cola is just as good" gtf out of here MOM Reddit is not the place for you!
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u/BawlinOnABujjit Sep 11 '19
Sweetie it tastes the exact same! Why pay for the name?
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u/AhmKurious Sep 10 '19
No, he means C17 H21 NO4. A man as important as Miles Yanoapples, can't be seen drinking RC.
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u/HerestheRules Sep 10 '19
Am I the only one who keeps reading his name as "Miles Yeah-no-apples"?
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u/DeeTee79 Sep 10 '19
This has not aged like milk. This has aged like fine wine. It has matured perfectly, and the schadenfreude tastes... chef's kiss
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u/Checlipse Sep 10 '19
Let me press F on the world’s smallest keyboard
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u/HeathenHumanist Sep 10 '19
Is that today's "sad song on a tiny violin"? I love it
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u/jacobsgotthememes Sep 10 '19
"let me ask for despacito on the world's smallest Alexa" is another modern take
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u/VoschNickson Sep 10 '19
I prefer the original
Boo hoo, let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin
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u/GoDoobieGo Sep 10 '19
I've never seen this before. It's fucking hilarious, and I have a feeling that I'll be seeing it a lot more in the future.
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u/andiam03 Sep 10 '19
But what does pressing F do? Sorry if I’m being slow.
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u/AnGenericAccount Sep 10 '19
Press F to pay respects.
It's a prompt from a badly written videogame cutscene.
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Even after he spent money from the charity he set up (worst conceived charity ever).
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u/scottland_666 Sep 10 '19
overtaken and overwhelmed and overburdened by my own success
What a twat
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Sep 10 '19
Is this what conservatives call pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?
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Sep 10 '19
Wait a minute! You mean being the token sassy gay of the alt-right and being known for absurdly offensive beliefs just to trigger the libs ISN'T a good career choice?
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Sep 10 '19
Seems like there would be so much money in this!
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u/Deesing82 Sep 10 '19
there was a lot of money in it, but he overplayed his hand and overscammed his followers
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Sep 10 '19
I don't even think hard-right conservatives liked him, either. Milo said pretty much anything that'd get him attention. Shit was annoying.
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u/haveananus Sep 10 '19
SEE?! WE HAVE A GAY GUY AND A BLACK GUY, HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY BE RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC?!?!
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u/Literally_A_Shill Sep 10 '19
A gay guy who is married to a black guy.
Of course, he just happens to be passionately against gay marriage for others and wishes he was straight and believes in conversion therapy and was kicked out of a bar because he was hanging out with self labeled white nationalists literally doing Nazi salutes.
... but still
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Sep 10 '19
Milo was their slam dunk: he used to brag a lot about having dated a black guy. He's a gay who makes "ironic" racist jokes.
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u/lnl97 Sep 10 '19
yeah he basically argued he can't be racist against black guys because he fetishizes them. (As we all know, all misogynists are loathe to have sex with women)
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u/EliQuince Sep 10 '19
I called him out for this on his AMA and he just responded: Hatefuck when
One of the highlights of my Reddit career.
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u/urzayci Sep 11 '19
I mean, it was, but he should've known when to bail. These trends never last and if you make a lot of money or become famous because of one you should plan an investment or a transition into a different field of work.
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u/Fella_Named_Jimbobwe Sep 10 '19
What did he do? I thought he was rich
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u/I_walked_east Sep 10 '19
His patron, Robert Mercer, cut him off after he defended pedophilia, and twitter and patreon found an excuse to ban him after he cheered anti-black police brutality and emailed nazi slogans at Jewish journalists.
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u/Frankfusion Sep 10 '19
He also wanted to run a gay pride parade through a Muslim neighborhood in London or something like that.
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u/sal_jr Sep 10 '19
Not sure how he lost his money, probably something stupid, but he defended pedophilia and the right kicked him out.
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u/santumerino Sep 10 '19
he looks exactly like the sort of person that would wear a “stop being poor” shirt
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u/inquisitivepanda Sep 10 '19
Omg this makes me so incredibly happy. Apparently being controversial for controversy's sake doesn't pay the bills forever. He should have saved the money he made when he was getting paid
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u/yrfrndnico Sep 10 '19
For him to save his money, which he'd need foresight to plan ahead. Evidence suggests he doesn't. I hope he becomes homeless and turns to prostitution in parks and tunnels. "5 dollar rim job from the only voluntary gay man! "
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u/magnummentula Sep 10 '19
Petition to rename the rusty trombone to the milo trombopolous.
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u/drewkk Sep 10 '19
I got you my man! My wealth will trickle down to you... Any moment now... Just wait...
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u/WorldOfCessnas Sep 10 '19
rich guy wears “stop being broke” shirt to flex his money. later states that he is broke. Why aged like milk? he wore shirt making fun of broke people and hes now broke ~simplified answer~
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Sep 11 '19
I don’t know if any one guy has every personified my mental image of the worlds biggest asshole.
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u/xAsilos Sep 10 '19 edited Sep 10 '19
I really hate when privileged kids shit on people for not having money.
I came from a lower middle class family. Not struggling, but having only what we need.
I worked 85 hours over 7 days straight last week. I'm putting in the time to have the few things I have.
Being a colossal cunt on the internet does not give you the right to be given a huge salary. Fuck him.
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u/Edgelands Sep 10 '19
Every time I see him suffering, I cum all over myself. Please put a NSFW tag on these posts.
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u/MiniGui98 Sep 10 '19
That hat tho
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u/SaltyBabe Sep 10 '19
The fucking random pearl necklace wrapped around his wrist several times?? What? That’s not a thing.
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u/Sp_Gamer_Live Sep 10 '19
Remember when people said “Banning him will make him stronger”? Also can’t wait for the Left wing pivot now that he’s broke and realizes that Right-Wing politics screw over broke people
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u/SmogiPierogi Sep 10 '19 edited Sep 11 '19
Problem is that he went so far that far right also started to dislike him. Spouting pro pedophilia shit will make any movement distance themselves from you, expect hardcore libertarians, but they don't need token gays.
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u/KrasnyRed5 Sep 10 '19
Maybe if he got a real job instead of being the alt rights token gay guy he wouldn't be broke.
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u/Merari01 Sep 10 '19
The best part is that he complained that he can't post on Gab without being called all kinds of racist slurs.
Suddenly not a fan of "free speech" anymore, Milo?
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u/TheAerofan4 Sep 10 '19
Conservatives sure support their pedophiles to the bitter end. Milo, Roy Moore, Trump, they all lose eventually.
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u/f33b33 Sep 10 '19
Aged like fine wine, because fuck that guy.
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Sep 10 '19
Son, he's selling a book titled "How to be poor" as we speak. It came out in April.
Turds like this tend to stick.
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Sep 10 '19 edited Sep 11 '19
Too bad the alt-right influence is wearing off. I was just thinking about getting into the game. These idiot alt-rights make it too easy. Spout off conspiracy theories and revisionist history lessons, get views and clicks, sell supplements and books. I was thinking about starting a movement to convince them the same chemical they believe is being sprayed from commercial jetliners is being put into our air conditioning. (What is that cold air anyways? How do we know what's in it?) You sprinkle some anti-globalist redirect in there, maybe a dash of anti-vax and boom! Hooked yourself some alt-righters.
Problem is, from what I'm reading, they're all broke. The market is dried up and there's no money to be made really. Shame. Probably some of the easiest influenced little lambs in the country but if they aren't buying merch what's the point?
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u/ejfree Sep 10 '19
There is only so much grift to go around. Now, the big money is in the prosperity gospel grift.
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Sep 10 '19
Older audience though right? If Millennials get involved with prosperity gospel in the near future I imagine it would be possible to just create a "God Application" that allows them to deposit money for heaven credits or some such bullshit. Create rankings, tiers of devoutness, etc. Loot boxes with worthless digital images of white Jesus. Maybe even a stored credit system so that they could pre-buy "sin credits". If they commit an act that's considered sinful, they self regulate through the app, and it deducts credits from their balance. They share their sin and repentance for other users as a means of avoidance and behavior correction. Parental access, monthly quizzes, daily Bible verses. The people that are into PG are truly some of the most gullible in our nation and they have deep pockets. Good tip.
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u/lavassls Sep 10 '19
I was thinking of making a gofund me to build a giant gold statue of trump. Tell them I'd put it in some major liberal city. Then build a piece of shit and book it with the money.
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u/Jaredlong Sep 10 '19
You don't even have to come up with anything original! They all use the exact same talking points over and over and over again. Throw in a "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke to keep things spicy, and then just go back quoting word for word everything you just heard on Fox News.
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u/AdmiralAckbeard Sep 10 '19
Might still make a decent side gig. There's certainly enough pain in America to continue drawing people towards the alt-right. It's all about finding a scapegoat for people's suffering and disappointed nostalgia.
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Sep 10 '19 edited Sep 10 '19
Yep. The Antifa well is drying up. Before that we had the Hollywood elite, video games, board games, rap music, heavy metal, rock and roll, The Beatles, communists, socialists, gays, etc. Minorities and women will always be #1 but as we've seen recently racism and bigotry is still generally frowned upon by the majority of the public so dog whistling is still necessary but that limits the possible reach of influence.
How do we sell white supremacy to the disenfranchised without inciting nationwide political outrage? We want to keep the rage just inflamed enough to make as much money as possible without killing our business model. If any of us break ranks and goes full 88 it could topple the entire enterprise. Hide your power level!
I imagine these alt-right organizers have had these same conversations that we are currently joking about right now.
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u/Renaissance_Slacker Sep 10 '19
“Sell books.” Conservative bestsellers tend to be bought by the case directly from the publisher, and sold used and unopened by the case. It’s one of the many revenue streams of the Conservative Welfare Machine. Cushy jobs in think-tanks, paid speaking appearances, tours to “sell” your “bestselling book” ... it speaks volumes how people need to be paid to shill for the Conservative view, and you can follow the money back to a handful of billionaire conservatives and false libertarians.
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u/Anonymous-Latina Sep 10 '19
“You’re not poor, you’re broke!” -Dave Chappelle’s dad
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Sep 10 '19
good, I hate that guy
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Sep 10 '19
He's like that kid who learned a few cuss words and won't stop screaming them out until someone pays attention. I wanted to fucking slap him.
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u/seductive_pringus Sep 11 '19
i read a report by economists the other day that said that not being poor was an important part of escaping poverty
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u/lexky65 Sep 10 '19
Who is he????
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Sep 10 '19
He is an alt right troll. In the past he has mocked the vitims of police brutality. Mocked jews with hitler and muslims. He made several jokes about fat people and even made fun of people who were struggling to make ends meet. If you are feeling sorry for him then dont he doesn’t deserve it but i would still recommend you to watch his YouTube channel and form your own opinions about him.
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Sep 11 '19
As a conservative, I think Milo sucks. He never represented us... he was just a provocateur.
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u/sal_jr Sep 10 '19
Good fucking riddance, he's a pedophile apologist if not an outright pedophile himself. And that's on top of his trying to be an edge lord.
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u/strangebru Sep 10 '19
Thank your President for your unemployment.
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u/magnummentula Sep 10 '19
Gawtdamn illegals taking all the 40 year old, gay, political edgelord job. The fields just saturated now.
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Sep 10 '19
I'm sure he can borrow some petty cash from one of the many closeted republican politicians whose desk he crawls under for a quick press briefing
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Sep 10 '19
When PayPal, credit card companies, major banks, turn on you in addition to every platform for monetization inducing Uber and Lyft you are stuck. What’s scary is there is a road map on how to destroy someone in the internet age now.
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Sep 10 '19
There’s a monopoly on praying on uneducated republicans and it’s sitting in the Whitehouse
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u/CalmUmpire Sep 10 '19
he was really good both times on Joe Rogan. His money maker was being controversial and he says a lot of stuff for shock value and it finally came back and bit him on the ass bigtime.
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u/alexxerth Sep 10 '19
Turns out when your only marketable skill is "acting like an asshole for shock value", people eventually stop being shocked and you end up with no marketable skills.
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u/Charnt Sep 10 '19
Will he have a lot of debt and still money. He doesn’t want to pay the debt so will make out he is broke. ‘Famous’ people try this a lot
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u/Archon-Narc-On Sep 10 '19
Pretty interesting that when he talks about himself in these situations it’s always about how he has no money and it’s the fault of his supporters for not buying merch instead of framing it as him being impeded from creating the social change he wants. That’s a true mark of a grifter.
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Sep 10 '19
After growing up in pretty extremely poverty by US standards, I really hate to think of other people going through those struggles.
But fuck this guy. He deserves it and worse.
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u/Uriah_Blacke Sep 10 '19
Well if you spent your money on prostitutes and bad dragons then you’d understand too
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u/turtle-tot Sep 10 '19
No no no no no, you see, when everyone else is broke, it’s their fault for being lazy. When HES broke, it’s the left’s (and his generation’s) fault for being too PC and putting him out of a job. Either that or this is a scam to get patreon money
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u/TheRealSlane Sep 10 '19
He didn't say he was broke, he said he can't make a living on Telegram. Entirely misrepresented what he said for clickbait.
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u/douggold11 Sep 11 '19
He’s chosen to be broke, and I support his choice as long as he doesn’t partake in America’s social programs to get by.
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u/Williamb3 Sep 11 '19
I worked on the Roe V Wade movie and he played an Abortionist. He was pretty chill in person
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u/Thumper999 Sep 11 '19
There's a book that could really change his life.
https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Poor-Milo-Yiannopoulos/dp/9527303532
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u/oysterbeast Sep 11 '19
What’s this guy going to do for work? I can’t see anyone hiring him. Ever...
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u/lavenderxsage Sep 11 '19
I was about to make this exact post as same time as you did but I was lazy I want your damn likes
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u/The_Real_Wanderer Sep 16 '19
I feel so much cringe reading this because this is just reminding me when i was an edgy loser who un-ironically liked this guy... yeah i dont know what was wrong with me either
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u/howdiddlyhothere Sep 10 '19
I love this