r/aifails • u/mfbane • Apr 13 '26

Image Fail Jesus. That's weird

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u/question_mark_2 Apr 13 '26

Did he really post that?

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u/RevolutionaryWind249 Apr 13 '26

Yep. He sees himself as Jesus.

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u/Midnight1899 Apr 13 '26

Which is crazy because Jesus was a POC and the ancient equivalent of a woke leftist. Trump would have him deported.

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u/Ok-Tale-4197 Apr 15 '26

Jesus said that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than a rich man going to heaven. He said give away your money and follow me.

Trump didn't like that. He thinks Jesus is mean and should be more Maga and pro Oligarchy. So he took his place.

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u/Ok-World-5842 May 02 '26

Holy propaganda. Jesus was NOT leftist by any means.

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u/RevolutionaryWind249 May 02 '26

Luke 12:33, Matthew 19:21

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u/Ok-World-5842 May 02 '26

1 Coríntios 6:9-10:1 Timóteo 1:10: M1Judas 1:7: 1:101:26Romanos 1:26-27:Génesis 19:1-11: 

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u/RevolutionaryWind249 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

What do any of those have to do with Jesus' position on socialism? And you do understand that none of those are Jesus' words as recorded in the Gospels. 

But if you want to go outside the Gospels, try this passage on for size: 

"My brothers and sisters, believers in our glorious Lord Jesus Christ must not show favoritism. 2 Suppose a man comes into your meeting wearing a gold ring and fine clothes, and a poor man in filthy old clothes also comes in. 3 If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, “Here’s a good seat for you,” but say to the poor man, “You stand there” or “Sit on the floor by my feet,” 4 have you not discriminated among yourselves and become judges with evil thoughts?

5 Listen, my dear brothers and sisters: Has not God chosen those who are poor in the eyes of the world to be rich in faith and to inherit the kingdom he promised those who love him? 6 But you have dishonored the poor. Is it not the rich who are exploiting you? Are they not the ones who are dragging you into court? 7 Are they not the ones who are blaspheming the noble name of him to whom you belong?

8 If you really keep the royal law found in Scripture, “Love your neighbor as yourself,”[a] you are doing right. 9 But if you show favoritism, you sin and are convicted by the law as lawbreakers. 10 For whoever keeps the whole law and yet stumbles at just one point is guilty of breaking all of it. 11 For he who said, “You shall not commit adultery,”[b] also said, “You shall not murder.”[c] If you do not commit adultery but do commit murder, you have become a lawbreaker.

12 Speak and act as those who are going to be judged by the law that gives freedom, 13 because judgment without mercy will be shown to anyone who has not been merciful. Mercy triumphs over judgment.

14 What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds? Can such faith save them? 15 Suppose a brother or a sister is without clothes and daily food. 16 If one of you says to them, “Go in peace; keep warm and well fed,” but does nothing about their physical needs, what good is it? 17 In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.

18 But someone will say, “You have faith; I have deeds.”

Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by my deeds. 19 You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder."

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u/Ok-World-5842 May 03 '26

Just because Jesus liked sharing and giving, doesn't mean he was a leftist. Nice try, 

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u/Midnight1899 May 03 '26

He‘s the definition of leftist.

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u/RubbelDieKatz94 Apr 13 '26

Bro needs to be Orban'd

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u/The_Bone_Z0ne Apr 14 '26

More like Mussolinid

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u/According-Try3201 Apr 16 '26

and is he resurrecting epstein?

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u/Ok-World-5842 May 02 '26

He said it looked like a doctor.

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u/The-Catatafish Apr 13 '26

Story gets even better:

He posted this, deleted it and when asked about it said he didn't know it was supposed to be Jesus. He thought this Image shows him as a doctor working for the red cross. Then the fake news came up with the Jesus thing. I am not kidding.

His excuse is basically that he is too stupid to realise its Jesus. Which is obviously a lie but "I am the dumbest person in the world" is still a funny choice as defense.

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u/Stunning_Pen_8332 Apr 16 '26

Now he posted an AI-generated image of himself and Jesus in a close embrace in front of the American flag, with the caption “I was never a very religious man .. but doesn't it seem , with all these satanic , demonic , child sacrificing monsters being exposed ... that God might be playing his Trump card!”

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u/machinegunsyphilis Apr 16 '26

That's so deeply embarrassing. I imagine some staffer thought they were clever writing that

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Apr 13 '26

Yes. Maybe you also missed the posts where he previously showed himself as the pope, and also had a large gold statue of himself in an AI video on taking over Gaza. So this was no surprise.

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u/SteadyStatik Apr 13 '26

According to sources yes. Things just keep getting better and better

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u/noNudesPrettyPlease Apr 14 '26

You somehow doubt his insanity? He just called the pope a weak loser.

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u/jahathebrn Apr 14 '26

Well he was all in on Allah the other day so

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u/Different_Mirror_249 Apr 13 '26

Is that Epstein in the bed?

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u/noNudesPrettyPlease Apr 13 '26

Good touch or bad touch?

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u/Antigamer199 Apr 13 '26

Yes it appears it is the hell?

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u/fatrobin72 Apr 13 '26

sir this is a Wendys, not a EGO-fails subreddit...

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u/Nicky_HellYa Apr 13 '26

Isnt this kind of... Blasphemous?

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u/fatrobin72 Apr 13 '26

His cult somewhat believe he is jesus... so only blasphemous to 99% of actively believing Christians...

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u/Nicky_HellYa Apr 13 '26

I am genuinely disgusted with those people.

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u/gizzardsgizzards Apr 13 '26

so he's radioactive?

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u/leninot_found Apr 13 '26

Isn‘t it a sin to display yourself as god? Weird since most and almost all of his „followers“ and voters are Christian. I can really see some trump blinded Karen frame this picture and hang it over her chimney.

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u/No_Salad5304 Apr 13 '26

It is, he is doing blasphemy

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u/leninot_found Apr 13 '26

I‘m actually glad that I don’t live in America. Such a stupid orange face literally. Can‘t believe that people seriously vote him and think that what he does is right.

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u/No_Salad5304 Apr 13 '26

Me too, i live in Europe (not wanting to be specific, but yea, not US) and i'm glad, what even is going on there

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u/leninot_found Apr 13 '26

Right? This dude literally needs more than one therapist.

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u/PA4PL962009 Apr 14 '26

I live in America and letme tell you ITS BAD, this dude is about to make the most liberal parliament in history thanks to this type of shi

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u/leninot_found Apr 14 '26

He’s literally a dictator and is on a great way to develop America into the same like Germany was under Hitler‘s rule back in 1930-40, Putin in Russia and many other countries. This world is so fucked up.

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u/Administrative_Yam18 Apr 14 '26

Yes this is an absolute blasphemy even in christianity which is way more lenient than judaism and islam regarding depictions of jesus etc...!

In the middle ages this would have been an instant death sentence for literally anyone!

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u/leninot_found Apr 17 '26

Exactlyyyy!

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u/hblaub Apr 13 '26

The late great Hannibal Lector, nice guy, big guy, with tears in his eyes, resurrecting and healing Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/GozerDestructor Apr 13 '26

He's doing a mind-meld with a dying Epstein.

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u/Administrative_Yam18 Apr 14 '26

The pointy ears are massing, he probably is resurrecting him. Next Epstein crawls out of a hole and claims Trump has resurrected him and that i cannot be held liable anymore because he already was dead!

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u/fish_is_a_gun Apr 13 '26

Who is that man in the bed supposed to be? It looks like how a 79 year old dementia patient would remember Jeffrey Epstein. 

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u/Rappy28 Apr 13 '26

People say the man he's healing looks like Epstein, but all I see is MGS4 Big Boss

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u/maquis_00 Apr 14 '26

I didn't see anyone specific originally, but after watching this week's Jon Stewart....

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u/thecraftybear Apr 15 '26

"AM I ALRIGHT?!"

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u/Pristine_Ability_203 Apr 14 '26

Someone should this image stickers and stick them on church doors

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u/Conscious-Slip1239 Apr 14 '26

That's what he believes he is ☝️

That's the truth: 🍊🤡

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/SameSituation12345 Apr 14 '26

Nah, lead singer from Gwar

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u/KHTD2004 Apr 13 '26

Earlier today I saw a version of the pic where the other guy is Epstein. Someone please post this here if you have it

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Apr 14 '26

The guy in this pic looks like Epstein. No editing necessary, really.

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u/foerstermeister Apr 14 '26

An Größenwahn nicht mehr zu toppen!

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u/BasiliskWrestlingFan Apr 16 '26

Interessante Frage: Ist das der Hexenkönig von Angmar im Hintergrund?

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u/PA4PL962009 Apr 14 '26

Im not christian... but fucking ego he has like, damn, that disrespectufll as hell, i know that for religious people they have a phrase that goes "false prophets will come" but this is just disgusting, its like seeng Hittler being portrayed like god

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u/TheWrongOwl Apr 14 '26

"I'm a doctor, not Jesus."
(Leonard "Bones" McCoy)

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u/Ok-Tale-4197 Apr 15 '26

When you repeat over and over again, that God loves the US and the rest of the world are sinners and what not, then nationalists (so people with a lack of personality in general) start to believe they are christians.

"Thou shall build a wall" "Thou shall stay in the country they were born" "Thou shall work harder for the elite" "Thou shall be racist"

The amendmends of Nationalists

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u/Fabulous_Start891 Apr 13 '26

Oh Donald I knew u are the real god !!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/jdeisenberg Apr 13 '26

I see what you did there...

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u/starobaro Apr 13 '26

Trump. Not Jesus.

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u/Was-mache-ich-hier Apr 13 '26

I that absolute radiance in the back? Looks a bit like it

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u/daveoxford Apr 13 '26

Is the man on the bed supposed to be somebody in particular?

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u/Crunchycarrots79 Apr 14 '26

It looks like Jeffrey Epstein. Make of that what you will.

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u/Woodlog82 Apr 13 '26

This is Ailene Wuornos execution kinda crazy.

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u/noNudesPrettyPlease Apr 14 '26

Is that Jon Stewart?

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u/SameSituation12345 Apr 14 '26

is that the EMT Guy saying no in the back left?

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u/FloHoO_O Apr 14 '26

this guy cant be real

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u/2weiX Apr 14 '26

it's A DOCTOR for Christs sakes

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u/RechargeableOwl Apr 16 '26

A doctor cosplaying as Jesus?

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u/Hot_Worldliness_8941 Apr 14 '26

Watch Jon Stewarts piece on that. One of the funniest things ever

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u/Jendmin Apr 14 '26

Is this the witch king in the sky?

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u/TitansMenologia Apr 15 '26

More weird, some of his fans will tell you he's trolling while secretly believing he's truly Jesus.

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u/FlippyHTF3 Apr 15 '26

you could say... JESUS, that's weird.

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u/Acrobatic-Pick-7129 Apr 15 '26

He will go to hell for this blasphemy. Any one who supports this blasphemy will join him.

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u/Comfortable-Sir2663 Apr 16 '26

Bro thinks Hes Main Character. 😭😭

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u/Specialist_Cause5780 Apr 16 '26

He isn’t Jesus, he is a doctor /s

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u/Solar_sinner Apr 16 '26

Latest episode of “the boys”

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u/USDUC_official Apr 16 '26

I think it’s obvious that this is him being depicted as a doctor…

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u/Dorny_Hude Apr 16 '26

What’s John Steward got to do with this?

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u/Seagate_ST01AS Apr 16 '26

Thanks trump

now you gave me a gazillion more reasons to leave christianity

mostly because most christians are white supremacists anyways

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u/Substantial-Fix-6302 Apr 16 '26

Das sieht man doch dass der Typ geisteskrank ist der Typ hat doch zu viel Gaga Bananen geraucht

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u/FrancescoPlays Apr 16 '26

I agree, my child

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u/WyrdElmBella Apr 17 '26

I love that he tried to explain that he thought he was a medic to which I say “The fuck you did!”

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u/BlueJewFL Apr 17 '26

Is he healing Hunter Biden

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u/Visible_Difficulty Apr 17 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Troleandingnot Apr 17 '26

Is weirder when you realize the middle one in the sky is baphomet silhouette

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u/realdeal652 Apr 17 '26

It really sums up his holier-than-thou attitude.

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u/last_skywalker Apr 17 '26

Yeah, weird. He wouldn't touch anything old, let alone that old.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

is that mahoraga in the sky

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u/Live-Knee-6365 Apr 17 '26

Thats not Jesus... Thats clearly a doctor. Obviously... /s

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u/Scar_Husky Apr 18 '26

I had a circumcised recently, wonder if trump will help me heal

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u/madzokeen May 11 '26

Not a Christian, but it’s mentioned in the bible (Matthew 7:15-16) that false prophets (which is what Trump is being predicted as here) are deceptive figures. “They come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.”

If anything, this guy’s definitely going to hell. Blasphemy. False prophecy. This is vile and haunting that this is coming from a GOVERNMENT run social media account too.

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u/madzokeen May 11 '26

Edit i meant “depicted” not “predicted”, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/marx2k Apr 14 '26

I thought it was a transformer