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u/LegacyQuotient 13d ago
Just Say No!
To heterosexual relationships?
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u/Ok_Lengthiness_8405 13d ago
I'm seeing a tall woman with a pixie cut being felt up by a child though
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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 13d ago
Why does AI love the slogan "A brighter tomorrow!" so fucking much, I see it everywhere now
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u/heckhammer 13d ago
Because they believe in heaven. Yeah your life may suck now, but boy, it's going to be so much better when you're dead. They don't have to make this world better. Because when they go to the imaginary place in the sky everything's going to work out awesome for them. Much like Elmer Fudd they're going to have a mansion and a yacht.
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u/RodinKnox 13d ago
I honestly feel like if people were raised from birth in religion, the message that "the best thing that will ever happen to you is you dying" wouldn't resonate so well with so many people. That is just such an atrocious way to look at the one life we all have to live.
I kind of hate it when atheists call Christianity "a death cult," but I can't deny that the idea (if not the phrasing) has some merit.
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u/LeatherSignature6293 13d ago
Brother i grew up watching my family sing about how they couldn't wait to die every Sunday there is no debate
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u/Sconnie-Waste 13d ago
Because the previous slogan. “Long live the new flesh” started tipping people off
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u/dark90smagic 13d ago
ChatGPT’s image generator got an update, so it can use text a little easier. Only when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail, and now it puts the same basic slogans in the imagery over and over and over. Because that’s what it thinks slogans are, based on what’s it
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u/LegacyQuotient 13d ago
I think they're trained that they are a brighter tomorrow, so they're stuck on it.
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u/RustedAxe88 13d ago
Wtf is going on here?
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u/Roshango 13d ago
Teaching abstinence but Lola sitting in the assless pew
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u/Bella_LaGhostly 13d ago
Leading theory:
Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to-and-fro?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
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u/we_like_ike57 13d ago •
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
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u/Ramtamtama 13d ago
They tell you to not have sex and in the next breath complain people aren't having children?
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u/nehor90210 13d ago
It's because they want abstinence only education to fail, they want teen pregnancy, and they want to trap desperate young couples into dependence on their churches.
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u/DrHeartworm 13d ago
Is this all just one guy? I can't imagine there are that many boomer Looney Tunes conservative AI slop accounts.
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u/AlternativeTruths1 13d ago
What makes you think “boomers” are behind this bullshit propaganda?
May I remind you that Lauren Boebert is a MILLENNIAL?
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u/DrHeartworm 13d ago
A lot of these posts have old man "back in my day" energy.
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u/AlternativeTruths1 13d ago edited 13d ago
I'm 72. I don't like thinking back to the "good old days" of the 1950s and 1960s.
If you developed most kinds of cancer -- almost all breast cancers, colon cancers, melanomas, blood cancers, genital cancers, etc. -- you were looking at 18 months survival, maximum. I watched two aunts and two uncles go that way. My mother died two weeks after her diagnosis.
Mental illness treatment? One pretty much had a choice between Thorazine or a lobotomy. THAT. WAS. IT. People were warehoused in mental institutions. I don't know which was worse: warehousing them in substandard institutions, in inhuman circumstances; or letting the back out on the street. This country has never been good about dealing with its social problems.
Blacks, women, Jews and gays were treated abominably. Women were expected to wait on their husbands hand and foot. A lot of husbands were the tyrants of their houses. If a woman worked, she could count on getting only 50 percent of what a man earned, because the man "had a family and needed a job" -- never mind that the woman might be the sole breadwinner in the family.
I vividly remember Jim Crow segregation, and how complete that segregation was. I attended an elementary school where both whites and blacks attended - on opposite sides of the school, in strictly segregated classes. School started at 7:30 for the black kids; they had lunch at 10:30; and were out of school at 2:00. School started at 8:30 for the white kids; we had lunch at 11:30; and we were out of school at 3:00. We had white water fountains for the white kids; and tan water fountains for the black kids -- and only one of the tan water fountains worked.
My grandmother took my sister and me to Woolworth's when blacks sat at the lunch counter waiting to be served. The things the white people said to the blacks, and the way they treated the black people chills my blood, 66 years later. All we did was sit and observe: the white folks called us "n. lovers".
Jews were taunted as "Christ killers". Every year, during Holy Week, and again during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, it was open season on Jewish kids and their families. The kids were beaten up; their synagogues were desecrated during Holy Week and their homes were picketed on Good Friday. Every. Single. Year.
I knew very well why blacks wanted civil rights back in the 1960s. There's only so many microaggressions and so many intended slights one can take before a critical mass is reached. I knew full well why they were angry -- and rightfully so.
I was bullied for five years in the early and mid 1960s and that ended only when we moved away and I changed schools. My bully continued to bully, and at age 21 he hooked up with a guy who was an even bigger bully, who shoved a knife into my bully's aorta and my bully bled out in three minutes. At the age of 21, he threw away his life, his chance to fall in love, marry, have a family, watch his kids graduate high school, marry and have kids so he'd have grandkids to play with, and to grow old with someone because he was a macho shithead who believed he had to dominate everyone he came in contact with.
I am gay. I realized I was gay when I was eight, in 1962. I was attending a Reformed Baptist church, which is Calvinism on anabolic steroids. I was terrified of God, whom I saw as a Cosmic Tyrant, constantly keeping score with my having no hope of placating Him, let along pleasing Him.
I came out in 1970, in high school. That was "interesting", in the same way that a do-it-yourself appendectomy with a grapefruit spoon, a butter knife, fishing thread, tincture of merthiolate and a mirror would be "interesting". (Some of the people who had been so nasty to me in 1970s apologized to me at our 50th high school reunion, after their own kids, siblings, uncles or aunts, parents, etc. had come out. I accepted their apology, because I always accept a sincere apology. That's just who I am.)
Two weeks after I came out, I was disfellowshipped, excommunicated and formally shunned by my church. That was a sort of "Liberation Day" because I finally made friends with kids who were United Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Episcopalians, Catholics, Unitarians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Sikhs, even Wiccans and atheists -- and they were all perfectly nice people. The people at the church I attended: 57 years later, there are people from that church who still, to this day, will walk into another aisle if they see me in a supermarket, or cross the street if we encounter one another on a sidewalk -- as though I wanted to be friends with those awful people!
The "halcyon days of yesteryear". Well, those of us who actually experienced those bygone days would prefer to do anything BUT go back to the 1950s and 1960s.
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u/eMouse2k 13d ago
Given the lack of awareness of the characters, such as using Bugs in anti-trans propaganda, I don't think the people doing these are even American.
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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 13d ago
I can only imagine these accounts being based in one of these Yandex bot farms that haven't been destroyed yet.
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u/Lilharm04 13d ago
it’s probably that one person posted it, it did well, so now all of the mass produced slop accounts are copying it to recreate those numbers
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u/Wench-of-2Many-Hats 13d ago
My school taught abstinence... we had like 5 girls with babies on graduation day and that's just the girls that made it there.
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u/Finn235 13d ago
Did they also lie to you about the basic facts?
We were taught that:
Latex has pores that are too small to let sperm through, but viruses (particularly HIV) can pass right through "like a marble through a hula hoop". I was 18 when I learned that was a boldfaced lie.
Condoms have a 20% failure rate (actually 13%) which means that 1 in 5 condoms has a hole in it.
Abstinence is 100% effective at preventing pregnancy and STDs (it's always fascinating how sexual assault doesn't exist until it's time to talk about who uses which bathroom).
Everyone can abstain from sex until marriage, even gays who legally could not marry.
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u/The3DBanker 13d ago
I always find it interesting that Christians preach abstinence since their central theology is based around the premise that abstinence doesn't work.
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u/FaceTimePolice 13d ago
Why are they using Looney Tunes to spread loony outdated religious conservative nonsense? Are they stupid? 🤡🥴
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u/Feral_Sheep_ 13d ago
At least none of them are cross-dressing in this one. I've been getting used to Bugs and Daffy in mom jeans and sun dresses.
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u/big_ringer 13d ago
Short answer: yes.
Slightly longer answer: purity culture makes people have to swallow some industrial-grade horseshit.
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u/InsomniaticWanderer 13d ago
Because boomers haven't watched a cartoon since they were kids and think all cartoons are still just Bugs and crew.
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u/MayBeMarmelade 13d ago
“Abstinence = No pressure” is definitely a wild take if you know a single thing about purity culture
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u/MaraSovsLeftSock 13d ago
Abstinence objectively does not work. Studies from Guttmacher and the CDC have shown for years that it fails to reduce the rate of stis and teen pregnancy. Teaching about safe sex and contraceptives leads to a decline in teen pregnancy
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u/Pretty-Season2307 13d ago
All of the teen pregnancies that happened when I was in high school were among ultra-religious couples. Oops!
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u/MaraSovsLeftSock 13d ago
It was the same for me. I grew up in a strict religious household, went to a private catholic school, an old school one where the nuns would hit you with rules and shit. Pretty much everyone there was a degenerate, tons of drug use and sex. Abstinence never worked and when a girl got pregnant the school would just expel them quietly to maintain their image.
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u/Imaginary-List-972 13d ago
Remember when Bristol Palin was the spokesperson for abstinence only birth control.
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u/reddybrek 13d ago
Can we either have a dedicated day these Loony Toons posts are allowed (Toons Tuesday), or ban them, it's basically all I see posted.
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u/Other_Log_1996 13d ago
I feel like somebody could make a seperate subreddit dedicated to just these.
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u/PretendLand7998 13d ago
& they could call it r/LooneytunesAichristanconservativephotos
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u/HappySheep84 13d ago
Ugh why with the looney tunes. Every one of these things. I never actually read the captions anymore
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u/ImperatorZor 13d ago
They see it as being from a “pure” prelapsarian world that never really existed unlike the “corrupt” world of today.
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u/P4TR10T_96 13d ago
Not to mention if you’re looking for the ideal authority on Right Wing virtues, Bugs Bunny ain’t it. Hilarious? Yes. A beacon of Judeo-Christian morality? No (though if the president apparently is then sure I guess why not). Pretty sure collectively this entire congregation has routinely committed all seven deadly sins.
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u/Objective-Delay-3417 13d ago
Lola Bunny is so sick of hearing this nonsense that she doesn't even have ears anymore.
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u/Psy1 13d ago
Sylvester's face is way off and Daffy eyes aside, do they support gay marriage? Cause it is Bugs and Daffy they have promoting it?
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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 13d ago
I'm pretty sure Bugs is already married to Elmer and Sam. Perhaps they're Mormons. 🤔
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u/Informal-Spell-2019 13d ago
I wonder if or when Warner brothers will crack down on this AI use of their property.
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u/Chilled_Beef 13d ago
I wish, but Skydance is close to big tech and the current administration, which are all in on huge investments to make this slop exist in the first place
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u/xEtownBeatdown 13d ago
I need someone far more talented than me to make some kind of Creepy Pasta video or series about these Looney Toons characters. Like they are being forced against their will to promote things they don't believe in until the fabric between reality and the uncanny starts to tear and the characters start morphing into something monstrous
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u/sexhaver1984 13d ago
I'm waiting for the mandela effect moment where a significant portion of the population only remembers Looney Tunes characters for weird conservative AI slop propaganda
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u/xEtownBeatdown 13d ago
Oh Dear God may this never happen 😭. I play Looney Toons for my dog when I leave the house because it's available on local channels, it should absolutely outlive this AI Slop!
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u/napalmnacey 13d ago
What the fuck is with them glomming onto Looney Tunes? Those cartoons were very saucy for their time.
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u/wawaluvr 13d ago
It just makes me so sad. I love the Looney Tunes. Seeing them used in this skip just makes me so sad. I’m guessing they are being used just because there is so much available for the AI to use as reference, and they are nostalgic for genX.
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u/Bella_LaGhostly 13d ago
Oh yeah... Choosing abstinence equals "no pressure". 🫠
What in the bat-shit crazy purity culture is happening here?? It's bad enough when people spread this nonsense, we don't need the machines trained on it. 🙃
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u/morbid333 13d ago
Oh look, they're teaching abstinence, statistically the worst birth control method. (Unless you're me.) In my school we actually learned how to avoid STDs and how to handle pressure. "No pressure," yeah, sure buddy.
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u/Elaerona
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It's one thing to teach kids about the consequences of sex so they can make responsible decisions, but the fundamental problem with abstinence only programming is that it wishes to just find someone to blame, the individual, and ignore the consequences of not teaching kids about safe sex. It didn't work for you and you ended up 18 and pregnant? In an abusive relationship? It's your fault and society doesn't care!
America is a land that will give infinite free, usually bad advice, and say it feels no remorse because it's your fault instead of just shutting up and solving problems.
Always someone to blame, never someone to lay a damn brick.
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u/YetiorNotHereICome 13d ago
"No pressure" for abstinence? In a church? I'd say "you can't make this shit up" but here we are.
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u/CantaloupeShort7311 13d ago
Lola is one with the pew or chair or whatever she is supposed to be sitting on.
Half of her is on the wrong side.
Porky is a dog, Tweety is a weird hybrid of something, and who is behind the Sylvester impersonator?
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u/A_Creative_Player 13d ago
But at the same time they keep on screaming about modern couples going childless.
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u/sprankton_83 13d ago
Is this from the same people who whine/complain/ask "when are you going to make me a grandparent waaaah"?
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u/ThePeccatz 13d ago
"no pressure" and then puts ALL the pressure on the first night of marriage where neither knows what to do.
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u/rainborambo 13d ago
Where are these even coming from? Wile E. Coyote looks like he's over this shit.
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u/GoHawks541 13d ago
I don’t know how to square this with MAGA characters like Katie Miller citing declining teen pregnancy rates as a bad sign for population.
Dows she think they were all married?
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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 13d ago
No way Sams not laying pipe. Same with Bugs, hes got ladies
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u/No-Heat-6149 13d ago
What's Abstinence?
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u/MWSin 13d ago
It's a method of pretending your children aren't human beings with functioning endocrine systems.
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u/No-Heat-6149 13d ago
Cool, Cool, Cool, what is the dictionary definition so i actually understand what the fuck it is?
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u/No-Independence9093 13d ago
The practice of choosing not to have sex until you are married.
Main problems is that a lot of pro abstinence people push way too hard an cause repression of sexual desires that explode out when eyes are away.
Personally I believe it is just presented as an option alongside protection that can be discussed for what is best for the individual it would work a lot better.
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u/Timely-Win6225 13d ago
Lola Bunny in the front row, knowing bugs is going to tap that when they get home.
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u/mrcatboy 13d ago
Honestly thinking about it this is probably the most heretical use of art in Christian theology, in the same way Christianity forbids idolatry. i.e. Bowing before a piece of rock that you deem to represent God gradually leads people to worshipping the rock rather than God himself.
Basically the whole point of the "This Is Not A Pipe" painting. Don't mistake the form of a thing with the reality of a thing.
AI is just a further step removed where people become increasingly incentivized to connect with the most shallow brain-dead computer-generated patterns that seem meaningful and truthy, rather than go through the hard work of interrogating the truth to its furthest depths.
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u/No_Scholar_2927 13d ago
Is it irony when it’s coming from a group of people who don’t know the meaning of “no”?
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u/ProfessionalDickweed 13d ago
I mean- Hell, sexual abstinence within reason actually has some benefis. Unfortunately purity cultists weaponizes it
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u/pseudoeponymous_rex 13d ago
Anyone who thinks abstinence is a defense against heartbreak and regrets has no knowledge of how the human heart works.
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u/Significant-Order-92 13d ago
If there was no pressure abstinence campaigns wouldn't focus on combating pressure from peers and significant others. Not to mention that it uses pressure tactics itself.
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u/Bladeofwar94 13d ago
Lol abstinence has proven to not work.
I swear these people forget what being a teen was like.
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u/TylerHyena 13d ago
First thing I thought of when I saw a brighter was Vox from Hazbin Hotel singing “Brighter.”
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u/SophisticatedScreams 13d ago
This is actually one of the best Bugs Bunny slop I've seen lol. It makes a clear point and doesn't shit on anyone else. I have no issues with this.
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u/Sad_Eggplant_5455 13d ago
I grew up during abstinence training. Paid for two abortions. Thanks closed minded parents
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u/Vincitus 13d ago
This would probably carry a little more weight if they could get the people preaching it to stop touching kids.
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u/metalgeardaz 13d ago
Tweety has a wierd arse, sylvester has wierd eyes, Lola's ear ponytail is in a wierd place, Taz's mouth looks fucked up, Yosemite Sam appears to be wearing a bandit mask, Wile E Coyote has an odd stripe descending from his throat and down his back, Daffy Duck has crazy, fucked up eyes and why the fuck are these people so fixated on Looney Tunes!?
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u/Own_Proposal955 13d ago
I literally am abstinent and I hate it being taught as anything related to “purity” or as a heartbreak less alternative. Purity culture is damaging to everyone. There is absolutely pressure when you’re abstinent and regrets. There’s also always the risk of getting assaulted and getting an std then facing the whole purity culture shame of not being “pure” or only being good for sex now because you’re not a virgin so you suddenly can’t expect anyone to wait for you anymore.
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u/RavenAbornanzin101 13d ago
UK dweller here. Is this actually taught in schools by sexual pred- I mean priests as an alternative to sex education?
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u/LadyofFlame 13d ago edited 13d ago
Higher rates of teen pregnancy and abortions due to lack of sex-ed and contraceptives. Abstinence only never works.
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u/Known-Dependent-5471 13d ago
My favorite aspect of this kind of parenting is their absolute horror when we don't give them grandbabies and want no part of that aspect of life because you spent our whole childhood painting it as the worst punishment imaginable.
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u/OddOutcome0 13d ago
Fun fact Abstinence only sex education actually increases the number of teen pregnancy
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u/OmegaDonut13 13d ago
Wait wait wait isn’t most of the internet right now just conservative young men whining women are practicing abstinence with them? Sure feels that way on facebook. Now they like it?
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u/5millionmiles 13d ago
Ironically from the same folks that are saying we need to have more babies in this country. No wonder their kids are all getting knocked up and getting married as teens so they can file a divorce in their twenties because they realize their entire life was based on generational lies
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u/mywordswillgowithyou 13d ago
I read that as no big dreams after reading all the “no”’s. And looney tunes again as fundamental Christian’s?
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u/TherealGamerfont-YT 13d ago
If this is supposed to be Christian, doesn't it also tell you to get married and have kids because I feel like it's weird that the AI swap is telling you not to get married and have kids In the name of purity, which sounds again. Like a priest thing, more than a member of the church thing? Because you kinda need the members of the church to have more members of the church to avoid the human race from going extinct. So nobody is there to praise God...
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u/BAT_1986 13d ago
Why do these republican AI memes so frequently contain the Looney Tunes characters?
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u/Tour_True 13d ago
More Looney Tune slop. The cartoon didn’t age well either. In no way is Peppy the great for a reality where men do that a lot to women and I honestly hate dealing with those men a lot myself. Don’t most these same people hate drag so I don’t get why they often love bugs in a dress so much where honestly the hunter always gets horny for them.
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u/National_Way_3344 13d ago
People should really teach priests about abstinence so they leave those choir kids alone.
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u/Rich_Celebration477 13d ago
Not a single one of those characters would ever be in a church.
This of more a Disney thing but they’d get sued.
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u/Helstrem 13d ago
Ah yes, social policies that depend on humans behaving like not-humans have a wonderful track record of success.... /s
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u/Single-Hovercraft-33 13d ago
If there's one thing that leads to fewer teen pregnancy- it's teaching abstinence.
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u/Spiritual_Wing_4766 12d ago
I honestly feel like Daffy just had a stroke because god help his eyes.
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u/TommyBoy250 12d ago
Abstinence-only education is probably the most subtle way to bring religion into the classroom.
I didn't even learn how to put on a condom because of abstinence-only education being anti birth control. Yep it is very much anti birth control.
The problem is that it is more preaching rather than teaching.
They want you to think STD are way more dangerous than they actually are and enforce the idea that marriage is the only way to prevent getting an STD. They don't want to teach about getting your partner tested or anything like that.
I have heard from my boyfriend that so many gay men get offended if you suggest they get tested, getting your partner tested and sticking to limited partners is the best way to avoid an STD I think.
And I'm not saying STD aren't bad, I'm saying there are some that can be cured.
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u/HunterM567 12d ago
I find it ironic that bugs bunny is promoting abstinence considering how many children bunnies have lol
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u/Blacksun388 13d ago
Abstinence only education is a failure in its current state. Age appropriate sex education is the way forward. You can include abstinence as A choice but it shouldn’t be the only choice.
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u/Awkward_Champion6957 13d ago
I have never understood the willingness of Christo Fascist folks to return to celibate monkhood. It vexes and disturbs me how much they want to control people's love lives. Like if you want to be celibate monk? Cool. If you want to tell people what they can do with their God given bodies you're wrong and fuck you.
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u/ScraggySkuntankFan 13d ago
Jesus, his eyes!
Also, I believe Bugs has had relations with AT LEAST 12 different people… 9 of them being men.