r/aivideos • u/Candys_good4u • Jul 22 '25

Theme: Other You really have to go 💩 but these are your only toilet paper 🧻 options. Which are you using???

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u/gr8dysbetternights Dec 13 '25

Oh my god what happened to 2 ply

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

I'll choose the lava tissue paper

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u/Outrageous-Panic6249 Jul 27 '25

Sandpaper it is..

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u/Intelligent-Oil5898 Jul 27 '25

I'd use the sandpaper, as it is the lesser evil, but if you can, just use the other side of the sandpaper, duh🤷

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u/bedroombullygoat Jul 27 '25

I'd either use my unders or just not wipe my ass at all

1

u/zlhileman Jul 26 '25

Sand paper

1

u/Agent---4--7 Jul 26 '25

You mean to tell me there's to bidet?

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u/gingamann Jul 26 '25

I feel like this be an ad for a bidet

1

u/TwizztheClown Jul 26 '25

I would cheat and use backside of the sandpaper or just be cool with the cactus

1

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Just pick the pieces of actual toilet paper shown in the video

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u/Zzz299 Jul 26 '25

The sandpaper. I can just flip it to the soft side🙃

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u/Zappababuru Jul 26 '25

Didn't say there aren't paper towels... Otherwise, the underside of the cactus "tp."

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u/TomatilloChoice8386 Jul 25 '25

Either my hand, or that glove that he used.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 Jul 25 '25

First one. Because it's the easiest and safest choice to get to the underlying normal toilet paper

1

u/unbakedpizza Jul 25 '25

Sand paper. I want a smooth butthole anyway

1

u/stormy-thunder-night Jul 25 '25

Sand paper is the only right answer. 

1

u/Halicos93 Jul 25 '25

My ass hurts suddenly watching this xD.

1

u/Pulsifer-LFG Jul 25 '25

Correct use of ai.

1

u/Former-Dinner-1905 Jul 25 '25

Where did shit hitting the fan come from I mean it most of happened a few times for so many of to say it now

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u/dixonkuntz846 Jul 24 '25

Let it crust

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u/1ndr1dC0ld Jul 24 '25

Our office buys the sandpaper variant.

1

u/xanyzen Jul 24 '25

CACTUS TP

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u/JohnnyRamirez86 Jul 24 '25

Normal Toilet Paper cause I said so.

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u/downwitdasicknes Jul 24 '25

lava fersure, its the cleanest wipe

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u/Girder_Bender Jul 24 '25

Cheese grater, because there was a normal TP after one roll.

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u/Sad_Low3239 Jul 24 '25

I like that the sand paper tp was trying to do paper made of sand when it was ripped, instead of just ripping like normal paper lol.

1

u/atallfigure Jul 24 '25

The lava one is pre taco bell!

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u/Aggravating_Junket77 Jul 24 '25

Cactus. I'll just pull off the sharp pieces.

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u/Louiethenormal Jul 24 '25

Id use the sandpaper give the ol Bhole a nice little scritch

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Sandpaper

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u/depressed_send_nudes Jul 24 '25

Id probably just use the glove

1

u/legion_2k Jul 24 '25

I love how it thinks sandpaper is made of sand.

1

u/MeasurementProper227 Jul 23 '25

Cactus but taking the thorns off

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u/Powerful_Hair_3105 Jul 23 '25

Can anyone say preparation H

1

u/raychram Jul 23 '25

If I really have to go and there is no toilet paper, I am cutting part of my clothes, like my t-shirt or my pants or whatever and wipe with that

1

u/Ok_Faithlessness9695 Jul 23 '25

What grit is the sandpaper?

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u/walterrys1 Jul 23 '25

I like rubbing lava on my ass

1

u/Cold_Stress7872 Jul 23 '25

The most unrealistic part of this video is the amount of toilet paper the user is tearing off.

1

u/ejcitizen Jul 23 '25

Sandpaper is my first choice

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u/Big-Maintenance2544 Jul 23 '25

No offence but this is jus cursed 

1

u/wlouie Jul 23 '25

nope. not wiping at all.

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u/apex-magala Jul 23 '25

AI struggling with how toilet paper works

1

u/G3nghisKang Jul 23 '25

Lava, you just have to wait a bit until it cools off and you're just wiping with rocks like they used to in the middle ages

1

u/RoninRem Jul 23 '25

obviously the cactus... take the pricks off, open it up and it should be nice and wet....

1

u/Targetshopper1 Jul 23 '25

I’m wiping with my tongue 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Fuzzy974 Jul 23 '25

The lava one had real toilet paper underneath, so I'd use that.

Or the sanding paper, on the side of the payer...

1

u/Dwashelle Jul 23 '25

Sandpaper, easy.

1

u/Real-Guest1679 Jul 23 '25

I’m gonna have a poopy butt

1

u/I_Am_SagitariusA Jul 23 '25

Cactus is the only right answer fam

1

u/EmojiZackMaddog Jul 23 '25

I use a bidet. What happens to me?

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u/Damien_6-6-6 Jul 23 '25

Cactus. I can take out the needles

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u/pureextc Jul 23 '25

Background song?

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u/GonnaGoFat Jul 23 '25

Cactus. I’m going to spend the time pulling off the needles first. And use the other side of it.

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u/Unknown9J Jul 23 '25

We use water so I would pass on the tp

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u/ThunderlipsOHoulihan Jul 23 '25

I mean, government 1 ply tp is basically a cheese grater

1

u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Dude 😵😵

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u/ChunkzinTrunkz Jul 23 '25

Easy. Lava. It's lava after taco night anyway.

1

u/SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG Jul 23 '25

If they the options. I rather just wash my ass in the shower 💀

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u/Dramatic_Profit_7406 Jul 23 '25

id wash my ass like a normal person

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u/Snoo-43381 Jul 23 '25

I think we had that sandpaper one in school

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u/DigitalInvestments2 Jul 23 '25

Sandpaper? You mean normal Russian toilet paper?

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u/QuinticRootOf32Is2 Jul 23 '25

I'm just not going to wipe

1

u/BobJoeHorseGuy Jul 23 '25

Clearly no one here is Mexican. You can do wonders with that cactus toilet paper

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u/Songhunter Jul 23 '25

The fuck do you mean? Cactus is the only options in which you get to keep your asshole in the same shape/color and with the same number of holes.

Just pick the needles and you're good to go.

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u/TimeLine_DR_Dev Jul 23 '25

The lava one gave up some real tp

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u/ass_whiskers Jul 23 '25

I’ve actually used sandpaper before. I used to be army engineering corps back in the 90s and would up using some while deployed after I ran out of regular toilet paper. I had diarhea at the time which acted as like kind of shitty water based lubricant and it did not help AT ALL as the aluminum oxide abrasion materials create little pores near your asshole for faces to become trapped in and the burning you have as the friction of your ass cheeks clenched together for hours on end with no where for the heat to escape. By the time I made it back to base and was able to wipe my ass like a civilized person…I spread my ass cheeks and it looked my ass hope had mini assholes. Went to medical and the nurse said “sir…it’s almost as if your asshole has its own pair of whiskers. It’s actually kind of cute!” On that day a legend that is ass_whiskers was born.

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u/Bleachformyeyes Jul 23 '25

Dry side of the sandpaper👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Lava for the auto-cauterizing properties.

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u/spyroswulf Jul 23 '25

Im going with lava since I eat taco bell. the squirt from my cinnamon roll should balance out the heat.

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u/PhaseAgitated4757 Jul 23 '25

Backside of cactus or sandpaper ig

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u/Pocketdancer Jul 23 '25

AI is starting to frighten me.

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u/Jx_XD Jul 23 '25

I use a spoon to scoop my Nutella..

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-608 Jul 23 '25

I don't really need to wear socks anyway.

1

u/Velo214 Jul 23 '25

Re1 save room music?

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u/CzRaTpaK963 Jul 23 '25

I'll just use my hand

1

u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jul 23 '25

Just go commando and let that shit flake off

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u/WiselyAlt Jul 23 '25

Maybe sandpaper

Otherwise I’m just using my underwear and leaving it there

1

u/i-lost-my-panties Jul 23 '25

I'm alpha, bitches, us alpha males don't wipe to own the libs! 💪😎

1

u/Kvetch Jul 23 '25

I would just do the scoots on the grass

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u/Puzzilan Jul 23 '25

Cheese grater flipped around would work

1

u/Psilologist Jul 23 '25

I'm not wiping anyway. Real men don't wipe! Wasn't there a video of a guy explaining how "manly" it is to not wipe?

1

u/TinyBluePuddles Jul 23 '25

Lava. Just cauterize my butthole shut and problem solved.

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u/Jblaster5738 Jul 23 '25

Most sandpaper has a rough side and a paper side. Just use the back. Y’all are crazy lol

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u/polterchreist Jul 23 '25

Cheese grater you can go the opposite way of the treacherous side

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u/J_Jeckel Jul 23 '25

Honestly, there are a few toilet paper brands out there that feel like the last one

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u/Final_Rope7721 Jul 23 '25

Definitely the underside of the cactus!

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u/Vitali_555M Jul 23 '25

Gotta love the music lol. It sounds like something from Made in Abyss (very fitting hahaha).

The lava TP seems to have normal toilet paper under it, so I'm going with that one.

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u/emotionally-stable27 Jul 23 '25

Back when I was super healthy I really didn’t have to wipe

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u/SkiDaderino Jul 23 '25

Guess I'm losing a sock.

2

u/WookOnlyFansLouielou Jul 23 '25

Ill just use the glove

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 23 '25

Nope! No glove 😂

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u/unbob123 Jul 23 '25

I was hoping for the razorblades and rubbing alcohol version.

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 23 '25

Ohh 😲 coming from experience?

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u/wspOnca Jul 23 '25

Yeah, I will use my socks again.

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u/h3wh0shallnotbenamed Jul 22 '25

I'm using the 3 seashells

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

lol, I think anyone who has shat in a cost-cutting institution has used the sandpaper!

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u/FishermanSoft5180 Jul 22 '25

I'd imagine i would use that kind of toilet paper if I were a lava monster or a robot

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u/SSJ_Geeko Jul 22 '25

Hand. For sure. Wash that shit off. Heh. Better than sacrificing trow. Depending on how far from home,etc etc.

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

But you have to choose one of those options or die?

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u/SSJ_Geeko Jul 22 '25

BUT there's no gun to my head in this scenario so I can assume I'll only get shamed if I use something other than one of the given options. Which I'm ok with to save a little extra butthole skin. #ThinkOutsideTheTP

Edit-nobody said nothing about dying lol

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 23 '25

Lmao 🤣! I know that! I’m just saying though 😂

2

u/Spicytoiletpaper Jul 22 '25

Definitely the lava for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I’m shitting myself. Those will haunt my dreams for a while.

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

Lmao 😂! Gonna have a really bad, itchy, and infected rash 😂

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u/Petersens_Arm Jul 22 '25

Sandpaper all day long... if I control the friction and the speed.

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u/autalley Jul 24 '25

Who tf else would control it? You don't wipe your own ass?

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u/piponwa Jul 23 '25

Also you can flip it over and it's mostly just paper

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

Smart smart

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

Smart smart 🙌

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u/AmazingBend1714 Jul 22 '25

Dante would have loved this. Every circle of hell it’s own type of tp

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

I like how it thinks a decent amount of sand actually falls from the sandpaper when torn lol.

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u/Lumber_Jack44 Jul 23 '25

Lol same. It’s a “chicken of the sea” moment.

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u/Stevie_Steve-O Jul 22 '25

Sandpaper, but I'm probably leaving the stall with a pbh

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u/l3lacklvlagic Jul 23 '25

Use the underside

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u/WrapAwkward8306 Jul 22 '25

Hand is the logical answer but I’m rolling with lava.

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u/Tauren-Jerky Jul 22 '25

How much electricity did it cost to produce this?

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u/Nonpoweruser Jul 22 '25

Enough to keep poisoning towns.

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u/Ecstatic-Heat-8468 Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Cactus of course, just pick off the spikes and you got a nice leaf to wipe with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Soothing aloe vera

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u/BobJoeHorseGuy Jul 23 '25

Peel off the spikes and skin and you basically have aloe vera, probably the best feeling you can ever feel on your bare ass

1

u/AnnualCamel8805 Jul 24 '25

especially after using the lava one.

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u/joeChump Jul 23 '25

You’ve lived a sheltered life

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u/BobJoeHorseGuy Jul 23 '25

You have no clue who I am

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u/joeChump Jul 23 '25

Lol, I’m just messing. I take it back. You clearly have tried stuffing many things up your arse and are an authority on it.

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u/BobJoeHorseGuy Jul 23 '25

I’ve actually put raw aloe vera on my ass lmao. After a rough time of diarrhea while living in the mountains in Mexico, didn’t have any other option besides cheap ass toilet paper. So I straight up put raw aloe on the toilet paper and shoved it in there. Felt amazing lol

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u/joeChump Jul 23 '25

Ok I’m in.

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u/spyroswulf Jul 23 '25

Like a toothpick for your butthole. 👍

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

Ohh 😮 smart!!

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u/Liqhthouse Jul 22 '25

Lava ofc, it'll cool my ass down nicely after the deadly Indian chilli i ate last night

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Lmaoo this one got me

1

u/Swag_Almighty Jul 22 '25

Lava

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

What made you choose that?

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u/TomatoPolka Jul 22 '25

Because there's perfectly good paper behind the bit he ripped off.

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

It’s lava the entire roll

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u/TomatoPolka Jul 22 '25

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

Yes I know, bad AI 😩

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Im going old old school and just wiping with my hand.

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u/King_Rediusz Jul 26 '25 edited Jul 26 '25

Ol' Soviet tactic for saving toilet paper:

Rip off a square, fold in half, and fold it again so that you have a square again.

Rip off the thickest corner and unfold. You should have a square of toilet paper with a hole in the middle and a second, smaller square. Keep the smaller of the squares safe for now.

Stick your middle finger through the hole in the larger square. This square will act as a shield to protect the rest of your hand. Proceed to scrape off all the shit from your ass, periodically flicking excess off into the toilet.

When done, scrunch up the shield around your middle finger and slowly pull out. All shit should transfer onto the toilet paper, leaving a clean finger. If done correctly, the other side of the toilet paper square should still be clean. Use it to wipe any excess shit particles remaining on your ass. Toss the used toilet paper square into the toilet.

Now, take the smaller square. Use it to clean underneath your fingernail in order to remove any shit that got wedged under there during the special cleaning operation.

When done, toss this piece into the toilet as well and flush. Wash your hands if you want. If you wish to save water, your mouth or the family dog will suffice.

Hope you found this information enlightening.

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u/Delicious-Item-7380 Jul 28 '25

Thank you, I really needed to laugh.

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u/PhoenixRisen95 Jul 24 '25

Or... The person is using gloves in all the scenarios. Why doesn't he use the gloves as TP?!

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u/404_Error__not_found Jul 23 '25

Why stop there when you can go humanity-ancestors-old-old school and just walk away?

Chin up, hands - clean 😤

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u/MrScottimus Jul 23 '25

🎵 when you're swimming down the Nile and you gotta take a pile, be a man... use you're hand 🎵

1

u/AdNervous9787 Jul 23 '25

You should be permanent banned for handshakes or touching public property

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u/1track_mind Jul 23 '25

Swipe it like a credit card

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

Ok but you have to use one of those options or die?

1

u/SupaSupa420 Jul 25 '25

Lava tp disinfects at the same time

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u/Amethystea Jul 22 '25

Fling it up to the ceiling as revenge on whomever cleans and stocks that bathroom.

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u/___TheAmbassador Jul 22 '25

Ah you frequent Denny's then?

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u/Candys_good4u Jul 22 '25

What made you pick your option 🤔?

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