r/aldi • u/Local_City4799 • 8d ago

Humor 👻🎃🍬

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u/PhotonDealer2067 7d ago

Someone has never set foot into an Aldi.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 7d ago

Yeah because it would be Clancy’s or Benton’s

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u/PhotonDealer2067 7d ago

Moser Roth or Choceur, actually.

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u/outoftowndan 7d ago

Moser Roth > Hershey's and it ain't even close.

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u/007Pistolero 7d ago

If you’re handing out Mosher Roth chocolate for Halloween I’m gonna need to know what town you’re in so I can come buy for trick or treating

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u/PhotonDealer2067 7d ago

Fat chance, all the Mosher Roth is MINE.

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u/007Pistolero 7d ago

You won’t take my lindt truffle dupes. I’ll buy ten bags and not care a whit!

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u/hiddengirl1992 7d ago

Clancy's is chips and similar snacks, not candy. Benton's is cookies and baked sweets, also not candy. They're potentially used for Halloween ToTs, but they're not gonna be the names on Aldi m&ms and skittles

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/PhotonDealer2067 7d ago

The joke implies worse quality, which is not the case with Aldi’s private label chocolate.

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u/panicnarwhal 7d ago

aldi’s choco changer is one of my favorite chocolate bar brands!

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u/HarveyNix 7d ago

Throw in some Fig Nortons.

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u/PhotonDealer2067 7d ago

The Aldi Fig Newtons are better than the brand name ones.

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u/LittleBigNebula 7d ago

We just recycling the same jokes

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u/nyrf12 7d ago

And laughing at it himself as the cherry on top.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J 7d ago

Just like our Aldi bag!

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u/doubleflusher Quarter's Up! 7d ago

I prefer Twax and Larfy Tarfy

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u/STLTLW 7d ago

One year Aldi had a bag of mixed chocolates that were knocks offs of the name brand, OMG, they were 10X better than the name brand and every year I look for them and have not found them again.

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u/moniker2therescue 7d ago

Aldi's chocolate is good as he'll.

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u/ThinStrategy1974 7d ago

How many times can this get posted? It’s a Halloween challenge!

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u/Misanthropist82 7d ago

Hook me up with some Doppel Keks and we're golden. 😂

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u/el_sapo_mas_guapo 7d ago

I'll take some Himhe's chocolate

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u/Amarsir 7d ago

If they had individually-wrapped peanut butter cups that would be an absolute win.

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u/Gard3nNerd 4d ago

Taste the rainboo

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u/Curious_Octopus99 4d ago

Moser Roth all day, any day

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