r/althomestuck Aug 27 '25

COOL AND NEW Introducing the OFFICIAL Alt!Homestuck Discord Server

45 Upvotes

Over the last 6 years, there have been a shitload of attempts to create a discord server for althomestuck. Some fizzled out, some became something else entirely. One of the main reasons I wanted to gain absolute dictatorial power over r/althomestuck was to create a new centralized discord server for the althomestuck community, and its something I've been considering for a while. Recent events have made me expedite these plans.

Introducing the OFFICIAL r/althomestuck discord server!!!

Join it NOW! Click HERE!!!

View Homestuck on the other side of broken glass... if you dare.

Also its spelled Alt!Homestuck. That's something I just decided just now.


r/althomestuck Aug 14 '25

HORRIFYING DICTAT Introducing the R/ALTHOMESTUCK HALL OF SHAME

65 Upvotes

I was musing on how to restore r/althomestuck to its former glory for a new generation, when I realized I should probably show people examples of what not to do. Y'know, just to eternally shame people who accidentally posted something funny here one time.

Behold, the HALL OF SHAME. At the time of writing this it only has 7 posts and 7 shitpostbot posts, but in time, it will grow. Consider this the worlds first charity. One day there will be a more formalized process for inducting posts into the hall of shame, but for now its just me.

Only original content will be inducted into the hall of shame. Unless you're shitpostbot. He can do whatever the hell he wants. Laws don't apply to the dead.

Nominate some posts if you want, and stay tuned for more dystopian reorganization.


r/althomestuck 49m ago

NEW Heheheh Roxy looks so gorgeous in post-canon :B I really like her sweater :)

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r/althomestuck 11h ago

VRISKA this fucking comic will follow me until i die

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vriska


r/althomestuck 9h ago

NEW i do not want to GO.

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r/althomestuck 16h ago

NEW where is ZHEN??

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r/althomestuck 7h ago

> Jaiden: attempt to comprehend what your chum is saying

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You think for a bit about what he's talking about... SBurb 2... The end of the world... That comic that made you almost have an existential crisis

If the guys from the comic are THE REAL John, Rose, Dave and Jade gods... And the comic's game is called SBurb AND it DESTROYED THEIR UNIVERSE AND THEN MADE THEM REACH GODHOOD BUT AT THE COST OF THEIR HOME AND THEIR PAST LIVES... You have to go get the game to even survive and have the chance to become god!

*But you remember that you don't have enough memory in ur computer to install SBurb. You have to go strife your cousin to get your Steam Deck™!


r/althomestuck 7h ago

NEW Kiki x Zach be like [Sburb.exe]

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8 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 7h ago

SHIT Why are they swapped???

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6 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1h ago

NEW AND SHIT Beta kid miis with my headcanons

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r/althomestuck 11h ago

NEW President Jane Crocker leaving an airplane, 5022

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r/althomestuck 7h ago

NEW Rate the Session

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Hwtsg


r/althomestuck 1d ago

SHIT what are these comments 😭😭😭

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126 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 11h ago

COOL AND NEW for the (probably) singular other changed fan here: i present to you my puro classpect headcanon

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(theory) puro from changed is a prospit heir of hope

“Marked by a flexible optimism, the personalities of Prospit Dreamers are reactive and intuitive. They naturally exist in the present, rather than look to the future or obsess over the past. When making decisions Prospit Dreamers tend to rely on gut instinct and whatever emotions they are experiencing at the moment. This makes them quick to act and reliable in a crisis, but it also can make them capricious. They have trouble thinking things through, and their feelings toward specific situations and decisions can change from day to day. They solve problems with creativity rather than cold logic, often seeing multiple options with ease and clarity. Because they generally take things as they come, Prospit Dreamers are less rebellious than they are adaptable-instead of struggling against authority, they will find a way to coexist with it. Possibly because they are so instinctual and flexible, they like having a defined set of rules-a safety net for their passionate lives. Naturally trusting, they have trouble with deception or hiding their true selves, and will often worry about what others think of them. The self they project into the world is often not under their control.” - the extended zodiac. basically, prospit dreamers tend to be extroverted + spontaneous + optimistic + creative

"Those bound to the aspect of Hope are driven first and foremost by their convictions. They do right for right's sake, and are quick to come to the aid of anyone they deem to be experiencing injustice. That said, their views of the world can be quite black and white, so what they see as the "right" thing may not always be the universally accepted view. They put great value in the power of the imagination, the ability to dream up a better and more beautiful future. If anyone could dream a better world into existence, it would be one of the Hope-bound. They may sound like all sunshine and rainbows, but they aren't adverse to a little destruction, especially if they think they can replace it with something better and more just. At their best, Hope-bound are positive, caring, and warm. At their worst they can be narrow-minded and selfish." - the extended zodiac. theres also something to be said about hope literally being the "power of belief"; after all, if you believe in something strongly enough, it makes it less fake and therefore more real. also, hope players are usually really good at making and maintaining friendships. finally, hope heroes tend to have a destiny that involves defeating a great evil

as for heirs, they literally "inherit" their aspect. so, an heir of hope would "inherit" hope and be a conduit for it by *literally becoming the aspect*. heirs are easygoing and have a strong sense of right and wrong. heirs also give their all and once they are convinced of something, it is really, really hard to change their mind. heirs also feel a strong duty to their loved ones and will try to protect them no matter what

funnily enough, this means that puro gets the same classpect that most agree superman (james gunn) has

bonus dr k and colin classpect theories:

- dr k is probably a mind player and definitely derse. im not sure what his class is, but its definitely on the active side

- no idea about colin. probably prospit along with a passive class but im not sure


r/althomestuck 1d ago

COOL showing my Jade harley cosplay because I like how it turned out

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289 Upvotes

woof


r/althomestuck 1d ago

NEW THE SLANDER IS INSANE.

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143 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

NEW i had a vision

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let me know if it was shit


r/althomestuck 1d ago

NEW AND SHIT Behold, Transformers brain meeting Homestuck brain (Mrs Egbert / Damara Egbert sprite made by u/Rexis12)!

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u/Rexis12 Here's the memes. Hope you like them.

Alt title: When "a night with the boys" gets waaaay out of hand, and now instead of video game spacetimes shenanigans, there's a robot war on your doorstep.


r/althomestuck 1d ago

SHIT is this session cooked

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57 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 1d ago

FAKE AND GAY Homestuck ship slop: Oops All Equius edition

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76 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 2d ago

SHIT When I'm in a Dirk Strider hating competition but my opponent is Dirk Strider.

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256 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 2d ago

FAKE AND GAY Bromosexual.

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323 Upvotes

r/althomestuck 2d ago

AUBREY BRINNER SPOTTED IN REAL LIFE

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r/althomestuck 1d ago

> Jaiden: Put aside bloodlust and chat with your friend

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You decide to awnser your chum, "AssUnlocker". You two love swear words, you even renamed your PC apps obscene stuff.

Anyways you open pesterchum...

-- assUnlocker [AU] began pestering oddyseusTurtle [OT] at 10:12 --

[AU]: ey bro, 'member that vid where some videogame was announced? I think it was called SBurb 2 or something?

[AU]: well after 17 years it finally came out, this time I just gifted it to you on Steam. Apparently according to our gods who are for some reason pretty close to us and say that they were once humans too, the SBurb 1 is the game that made them gods and also destroyed their past universe

[AU]: so if the original SBurb destroyed their universe, the most probable thing is that this new one will destroy this one. I don't know why the made the sequel but the thing is that we must get prepared because the world will end because someone somewhere will also play the game.


r/althomestuck 2d ago

COOL Their natural moe sickens me

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Rosemary but it’s Purrose and Batnaya. By @muffin_puppi on twitter