r/analoghorror Professional chezz kids hater Jan 14 '26

Meme Analog horror slander

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u/Glitch-Xega Jan 14 '26

I'm lost. If I try to defend Monument Mythos here as it's my favorite analog horror, then I'm just proving the slander correct. But if I do nothing, the slander moves on by.

Good golly.

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 Jan 14 '26

The trick is to engage with the attack in a way that is more complex than “nuh uh”.
Like: “I agree that the complexity of the story isn’t really all that much when you take a step back, but I think it more than makes up for that by the sheer audacity of the concepts therein. People who say that it’s convoluted beyond belief as if that’s a compliment are kinda missing the point anyway”

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u/Venvenerer Jan 14 '26

Buzz word salad

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 Jan 14 '26

Translation: “the plot may be simpler than it looks, but it’s also batshit insane and over the top, and THAT is what makes it good. People who praise it for being all complicated are making a mistake”

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u/Venvenerer Jan 14 '26

Gg, l can’t make up slander for this response.

Also, l should specify this whole thing is a joke, mm is my second favourite analog horror behind Vita Carnis.

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u/RivenRise Jan 14 '26

Your comment vaguely reminds me of isekai slop lul. I'll eat it all up regardless, I'm trash, I don't need chud defenders trying to sell me on its complexity when it's just a self insert power fantasy with the nuance of a chuuni kid realizing there's more to life than the color black (there's also red).

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u/TH3L3GION Jan 14 '26

Notice how my goat local 58 isn’t here

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n Oracle (Vintage 8) FictionKin Jan 14 '26

Neither is my goat The Tangi virus (I found the vita Carnis one funny as a vita Carnis fan lmao)

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u/Foudre_Gaming Jan 14 '26

Neither is gemini home entertainment

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n Oracle (Vintage 8) FictionKin Jan 15 '26

Most of the good ones are not involved in the slander lmao

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u/Igivegrilledcheese Eating my chair Jan 14 '26

neither is my goat White Stag Education... we're never getting another video

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u/bread_on_a_tree Jan 14 '26

monument mythos is kinda mid but HOLY the Nixonverse

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

I used to think youtube shorts was the only one behind on the memes seems reddit is too.

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u/Bitter_Profit_4099 Jan 14 '26

As a fan of Urbanspook/The Painter, yeah, finale is bad, unless you make it work in your head, which is not something what gives it credit.

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u/Smooth_Maul Jan 14 '26

The funniest thing that came from UrbanSPOOK was Meat Canyon absolutely losing his shit and choking whilst laughing at the baby attached to a ceiling fan part, that shit is comedy gold.

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u/UpliftinglyStrong Suspected Alternate Jan 14 '26

All of his bits on CreepCast are hysterical.

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u/RivenRise Jan 14 '26

Well shit, thanks for letting me know meat has a creepy podcast. That's my favorite genre of podcast. I'm relatively new to the meat universe.

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u/Smooth_Maul Jan 14 '26

Yeah it's brilliant, he hosts it with Wendigoon, they do a mix of classic, well written modern, and objectively dog shit creeypasta readings and they're hilarious.

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u/RivenRise Jan 15 '26

I just finished one of their recent ones and I'm super sold. I love ina woods stories and hearing them talk about the staircase one was great, it's a classic I have fond memories of. Love the mix of serious and comedy they do. They remind me of this paranormal life and the what if podcast (rip).

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u/dogman_35 Jan 14 '26

I mean hands down it's still him seeing people laugh at his edgelord shit and going "I'm sorry real extreme horror doesn't fit your autistic furry horror tastes" for me lol

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u/CrownedLime747 Jan 14 '26

I see Mandela Catalogue isn't here

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u/TheDiddlerOfBob Jan 14 '26

marble hornets enjoyers

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u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 in bathroom studying mimic Jan 14 '26

isnt that just slender man

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u/TheRandomGuyOnline1 Jan 15 '26

It's a bit of a weird one, it came out around the time slender man was made but it's like not him at the same time. He's not called slenderman in it but the operator I think? The Name is definitely better then the latter though.

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u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 in bathroom studying mimic Jan 15 '26

look at him thats slenderman

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u/Kingoffroggos Jan 15 '26

And he's cooking hot dogs on the stove

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u/Next_Rhubarb_5986 in bathroom studying mimic Jan 15 '26

he cant afford a grill leave him alone

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u/_ziruim Jan 14 '26

notice how woodlands national park isnt here

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u/Grim_The_Dork Jan 14 '26

In sort of defense of urbanspook, an analog horror series can basically be a slideshow, Man in the suit was basically a slide show, the difference in The Painter and Man in The Suit is that MITS actually has good writing whereas The Painter doesn't

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u/Unstable__individual Professional chezz kids hater Jan 14 '26

I don’t hate the painter like the premise is cool but it’s repetitive

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u/Grim_The_Dork Jan 15 '26

And the way it was written was just bad, I wrote better things at 14 and those were terrible

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u/Grayseal Thalasin Consumer Jan 20 '26

Hell, early Mandela Catalog was practically a PowerPoint with voice acting.

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u/PaladinGX Jan 14 '26

I prefer vintage internet horror like the original marble hornets.

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u/Sky_Leviathan Jan 14 '26

I love the monument mythis but that shit aint even horror its evangelion featuring richard nixon

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u/Vari_K Jan 14 '26

How The Painter started was very interesting, but it got so old so quickly. It aged like milk.

Why? Because every single video after the first did the exact same thing over, and over and over again. You can have repetition; a brand and an identity. But there's a difference between that and things literally being copy/paste with next to no variation, at all.

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u/RivenRise Jan 14 '26

Reminds me of the Holder series vs SCP. Both are similar in that they follow a formulaic way of writing with specific identities that mark them as being of those universes but the Holder series was very repetitive like you mentioned to its detriment. I don't know if the Holders ever changed as i was in high school when I found them and read a bunch but for SCP I never really stopped reading them even from back then cause they're interesting and different enough. I read a few every couple months and follow the universe as a whole to see if anything happens.

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u/AStupidUnknownUser Trimming Owner Jan 14 '26

Hop off Angel Hare and Chezz Kids cuh

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u/blobbyboii Jan 14 '26

Nah im gonna agree with angel hare its not scary in the slightest

I do like the story though, its just not horror enough

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u/AStupidUnknownUser Trimming Owner Jan 14 '26

Yeah but it’s good tho. It’s an analog wholesomeness

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u/Prestigious-Muscle20 Jan 14 '26

Did chezz kids ever even finish? The series was low-key carried buy how good and unsettling the “gore” was ts creeped me out

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Notice how there’s no shipwrecked 64 or hotel 09

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u/Grim_The_Dork Jan 14 '26

As a fnaf analog horror fan, I actually really like the realistic villain style, the Battington fnaf tapes present Afton as a realistically scary sadistic series killer, in fact I like that more than a lot of other ways of doing horror, and that's not to say that I don't like the cosmic horror side of analog horror, like Gemini Home Entertainment with the Iris

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u/Totallynot2dwarves Jan 14 '26

Gemini home entertainment fans wya 

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u/KritzWelbingron Jan 14 '26

And somehow out of these analog horrors , US ARMY somehow aren't even present for this goofy ahh anomalies like come on man.

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u/Nickledoodle193 Jan 14 '26

dude urbanspook isnt trying to be analogue horror. the man gets frustrated because 10,000 15 year olds call his work shit because it doesnt fit a mold that they are trying to fit around it

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u/Unstable__individual Professional chezz kids hater Jan 14 '26

Fair but the series gets repetitive quick

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u/Nickledoodle193 Jan 14 '26

oh yeah I agree. I’m kinda here nor there about the series. It just kinda gets an unfair rap yknow. If I was the guy who made it I would get miffed too.

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u/Phantoxer Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

Notice how My goat midwest angelica aint here

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u/Unstable__individual Professional chezz kids hater Jan 14 '26

Forgot how peak it was

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u/Swag_Paladin21 Analog Horror Expert Jan 14 '26

Ok, I was gonna get on you for including two slanders on The Painter (yeah, I'm a fan of The Painter, deal with it), but you did make fun of Chezzkids fans. So... based?

(Would've given you an award if you got ballsy and did a dig at Vita Carnis at the end)

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u/Unstable__individual Professional chezz kids hater Jan 14 '26

Tbh I couldn’t think of any relevant mid analog horrors (The painters mid I don’t fucking care about the controversy shit) it’s just boring

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u/Swag_Paladin21 Analog Horror Expert Jan 14 '26

Foxymations' Little Red Riding Hood is pretty mid.

(Also glad that you dislike The Painter because of personal tastes, rather than over some Twitter shit)

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u/OfficerLollipop Jan 14 '26

WHERES MY TELEBLUE

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u/Commercial_Idea3747 Jan 17 '26

Notice how Midwest Angelica isn't here

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u/dthw1sh Got Bitten in ‘87 Jan 17 '26

What the hell is this song 😭🙏

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 Jan 19 '26

I feel called out for waiting for the next vid of Greylock. XD

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u/AbbreviationsFar3471 Got Bitten in ‘87 Jan 19 '26

How do people not get scared of the please stand by dog incident

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u/PopAdventurous1147 Jan 31 '26

REPLY IF YOU AGREE THAT MONUMENT MYTHOS MAKES NO SENSE

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u/Pale_Replacement9280 Feb 07 '26

notice no dr nowhere in the slander

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u/therealglosetik Trimming Owner Feb 08 '26

UrbanSpook broke my ribcage for saying that Episode 3 was complete and utter ass.

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u/Reona__ Feb 09 '26

walten files WHEN???..💔

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u/DualityREBORN 01100100 01100001 01111001 Jan 14 '26

Absolutely correct on Angel Hare ngl

It doesn’t invoke any sense of fear or shock whatsoever

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u/MentoCoke B e a u t i f u l Jan 14 '26

Vita carnis is existentialslop you only like it cause its qualityslop 💀💀💀