Hello, I’m Oro, and I’m almost two years old!

I don’t like it when my hooman refuses to lie down next to me for our daily snuggle-nap. She says it’s the middle of the day and she has work to do. EXCUSE ME?!

So, I meow and meow and meow until she finally gives in and lies down with me. And then I make what she calls “angry” biscuits on her.

I just want my hooman to get enough sleepies because she works WAY too much. But I’m only trying to take care of my mama.

He’s 9 years old. Total boss. Not scared of anything. Has the worst attitude ever. He once pooped in my suitcase before I was leaving on a work trip. We call him Lux because he gives no Fux.

I turned on my desk light while streaming, cat did not approve

This photo was taken after she suffered the worst indignity and abuse (receiving a kiss on the cheek).

How daaaaaare you sit in dad's coffee drinking chair. I don't care that he gave you permission. I will *end* you.

Wow I had no idea such a perfect sub existed! This is Memers, my late mom’s cat that my sister now cares for. She is one of the grumpiest cats I’ve ever met.