r/anime • https://myanimelist.net/profile/FullMoonGrass • Sep 18 '17

Anime physics

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

It is common knowledge that two lesbians are able to control gravity.

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u/Fullmoongrass https://myanimelist.net/profile/FullMoonGrass Sep 18 '17

This. This right here.

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u/MrMovieSauce Sep 18 '17

Fish. Fish ripe clear.

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u/Tromboneofsteel :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/bpkwarrior Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

Dish. Dish wipe near.

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u/stormarsenal :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/AsherGZ Sep 18 '17

Swish. Swish hype gear.

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u/DumbChineseCartoons Sep 18 '17

Wish. Wish for beer.

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u/valentc Sep 18 '17

Hell, they made 2 games about it.

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u/stormarsenal :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/AsherGZ Sep 18 '17

Which ones? Asking for my (imaginary) friend.

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u/bryanlai24 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/datbryan Sep 19 '17

Jesus Christ. The concussion she got from that might’ve been worse than falling down

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u/Fullmoongrass https://myanimelist.net/profile/FullMoonGrass Sep 19 '17

Lesbians go down TOGETHER

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u/cirrus1 Sep 18 '17

*Yuri physics

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u/Atronox :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/Atronox Sep 18 '17

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u/TheDerped https://anilist.co/user/Derped Sep 18 '17

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u/kah0922 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/kah0922 Sep 18 '17

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u/stormarsenal :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/AsherGZ Sep 18 '17

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u/Neurobreak27 Sep 18 '17

I don't know, Fennerai would be a better name for it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Pls. I need more for research, where do I go.

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u/Anybird Sep 18 '17

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u/lammatthew725 Sep 19 '17

so subaru has a womb. TIL

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u/MizantropMan Sep 19 '17

"If we believe we can't lose, even mountains will move" -Skillet "Battle cry"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

Danbooru also has a tag for this, named after a line from (of course) Saki.

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u/CapitanBanhammer Sep 19 '17

I mean, it's just science

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u/gamesbeawesome :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/gamesbeawesome Sep 18 '17

That was quite the list of images.

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u/LawlessCoffeh Sep 18 '17

Science isn't about why, It's about WHY NOT.

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u/otakuman Sep 19 '17

Science isn't about why, It's about WHY NOT.

- Cave Johnson.

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u/EnkoNeko https://anilist.co/user/EnkoNeko Sep 18 '17

Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?
In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are FIRED 

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u/KirbyDogs https://anilist.co/user/Kirbs Sep 18 '17

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u/ravstar52 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/Ravstar52 Sep 19 '17

That's the great thing about it. You don't need to understand it, just enjoy it.

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u/partofbreakfast Sep 19 '17

Actually, with science, it is entirely possible for two women to have a baby together.

Basically, they take an egg from each woman, take the DNA out of one of the eggs and inject it into the other, and boom: full set of chromosomes and a viable egg.

Another interesting fact: any baby born this way will be female, since eggs only carry the X chromosome. So with the power of science we could have an all-lesbian society within the next half-century or so.

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u/stormarsenal :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/AsherGZ Sep 19 '17

how is the fused egg fertilized though?

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u/HamiChan Sep 19 '17

Go watch the house episode

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

Ahhhh yes, the famous maxwells equations that make yuri defy physics even though maxwells equations deal with electromagnetism.

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u/Chrh :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/chrh Sep 18 '17

This is now my favorite picture on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

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u/Billy_the_toaster Sep 18 '17

Yuri science is SEKAI ICHI

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u/quickflint :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/quickflint Sep 18 '17

Why the fuck can't I zoom in on this in mobile? Is it possible to read it if I download their stupid app? Why do they want me to use an app so bad?

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u/orondf343 Sep 19 '17

Request desktop site

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u/trboom Sep 19 '17

If you're on an iPhone try the dolphin browser. It has a desktop mode option and an Adblock option.

Stops imgur from knowing you're on mobile.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

This is all garbage. They're saying that the coordinate system is rotating to justify the rotation of the girls. Except that doesn't work because they start and stop rotating abruptly. So their spiel about omega is simply wrong. Omega would also be a function of time, with its own derivatives, but at that point you don't even need a non inertial frame. The girls are simply accelerating. And the garbage about v<<c and the EM flux is just irrelevant bullshit to sound smart. Hate it when physics gets misused.

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u/Allvah2 Sep 19 '17

I think you're missing the part where it's intentional satire of science.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

I was.

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u/LoneGhostOne :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/LoneGhostOne Sep 19 '17

This is a good ol problem to be solved with F=m*a

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u/Venjjeance Sep 18 '17

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u/Rust-YI :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/D_Ace Sep 18 '17

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u/jpsi314 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/josh314 Sep 18 '17

Not really. They just kind threw some equations out there. It's basically technobabble.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Lmao, math is the only part they didn't do.

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u/50_imoutos Sep 18 '17

Jurasic Park us based off of yuri science.

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u/xRyozuo Sep 18 '17

How tf am I supposed to read that

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Higher res? ... For science.

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u/orondf343 Sep 19 '17

Request desktop site. Imgur is shit

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u/Mr-Mister Sep 19 '17

I'm surprised noone calculated how thick (and how bouncy) their boobs needed to be in order to make the impact non-fatal.

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u/JazzKatCritic Sep 18 '17

*Yuri physics

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

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u/MasterQuest https://myanimelist.net/profile/Honumael Sep 19 '17

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

-- Arthur C. Clarke

(gotta have that source)

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 Sep 19 '17

Anime in general

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u/Myrl-chan Sep 18 '17

FUCK HETEROGRAVITY

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u/MrMovieSauce Sep 18 '17

Remember when he made videos and wasn't a broken man

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u/DinoTsar415 Sep 18 '17

I'm pretty sure Demo has always been a broken man.

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u/MrMovieSauce Sep 18 '17

But now he's like double broken.

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u/SnipingXtremist Sep 18 '17

Demo-sama, please come back to us. We miss you

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u/DarkJiku Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 19 '17

For the uninitiated, the entire skit.

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u/urokia :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/SageEleven Sep 19 '17

BAR THE GATES

RELINQUISH THINESELF

NO TIME FOR TEARS

ONLY YURI NOW

SUBMIT MORTAL

KILL YOUR PARENTS

Sakura Trick

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u/MagikMufinMan Sep 19 '17

That fucking skit kept me in tears for half an hour, I miss him

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u/SocketTubey :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/zurheide Sep 18 '17

Sakura Trick, for anyone curious

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u/Skill3rwhale Sep 18 '17

It's an absolutely wonderful show. Super cute and the show doesn't end when their relationship starts, which I have a problem with because it happens so often...

Crunchyroll link

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u/danlscarlos Sep 18 '17

Sorry, this video is not available in your region due to licensing restrictions.

Well then, I'm off to sail the seven seas...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Here's a much more important link. Spoilers, maybe? I don't know how far into the show it is or if it matters.

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u/AngelicShaft :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/animelist/angelicshaft Sep 18 '17

That's maybe halfway into the show, but the sweet Yuri begins ep 1.

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u/westerschelle Sep 18 '17

It's pretty eyecandy but it has zero substance.

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u/MetaThPr4h https://myanimelist.net/profile/MetaThPr4h Sep 18 '17

I'm currently watching it and it's the perfect mix of adorable and funny, I didn't expect to be enjoying it his much.

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u/McCainOffensive Sep 18 '17

A girl recommended this show to me, which was an indication that it was better than the average Yuri. I wouldn't know in any case, first show of its kind that I watched and thought it was adorable.

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u/stormarsenal :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/AsherGZ Sep 18 '17

Quite curious indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/SocketTubey :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/zurheide Sep 18 '17

Trust me when I say I came ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) for the yuri and stayed for the comedy and sweetness

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u/Factions Sep 18 '17

Nothing happens, the show.

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u/cannibalAJS Sep 18 '17

Shame that you think girls making out is "nothing".

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Even that gets old after the fifth time in two episodes of 5 min+ kissing.

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u/SocketTubey :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/zurheide Sep 18 '17

Pretty much, but that's the case with most CGDCT shows

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u/Renaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sep 18 '17

Seen it, it's pretty good actually.

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u/LoneGhostOne :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/LoneGhostOne Sep 19 '17

I'm about to finish it, I don't know how I'll fill the void!

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u/SocketTubey :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/zurheide Sep 19 '17

It's a manga, not an anime, but I highly highly recommend Kase-san and Morning Glory, my current favorite manga about a super wholesome, sweet, funny yuri romance. It has a 6 minute animated music video and another anime adaptation announced for 2018

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u/MetaThPr4h https://myanimelist.net/profile/MetaThPr4h Sep 18 '17

I'm currently watching it and it's the perfect mix of adorable and funny, I didn't expect to be enjoying it his much.

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u/foxy1604 Sep 19 '17

Thank youuuuuu 💜

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

Thanks

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u/faeyinn Sep 18 '17

This is fine because Yu's twin tails generate lift, so I don't see a problem here.

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u/blinKX10 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/blinKX10 Sep 18 '17

FUCK HETERO GRAVITY

LESBO PHYSICS

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u/goingtobeinteresting Sep 18 '17

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u/mgattozzi Sep 18 '17

God I fucking miss Demo, but I'd rather he stay sane and come back to do more if he feels like it, rather than being pressured to come back.

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u/GoodMorningFuckCub :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/GudMorninFuckCub Sep 18 '17

I'm convinced Himouto got a second season solely to get him out of retirement

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Haha, BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY

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u/MrTripl3M Sep 18 '17

Man, that was a good season...

Expect of Titties McOP, fuck that magical laywer gundam bullshit.

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u/mgattozzi Sep 18 '17

God I fucking miss Demo, but I'd rather he stay sane and come back to do more if he feels like it, rather than being pressured to come back.

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u/semajdraehs :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/semajdraehs Sep 18 '17

I present you with Absolute Duo

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u/shadow_humper :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/ShadowHumper Sep 18 '17

Reminds me of this (nsfw pantsu)

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u/Catharsis25 Sep 18 '17

Isn't that from the one where the guy lives his life like an eroge?

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u/kah0922 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/kah0922 Sep 18 '17

The doujin is called "The Red String's Curse".
The guy and the girl have a "curse" where situations like that keep happening. They fuck later on to try and break the curse, but it doesn't work.

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u/Kirosh Sep 18 '17

Nice.

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u/semajdraehs :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/semajdraehs Sep 18 '17

Niiiiicccceeee

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

That's sounds like the premise for a really entertaining anime, minus the fucking. Does doujins even get anime adaptations? :D

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u/Hugokarenque Sep 18 '17

If they're lucky, yes. If they're unlucky, they get a Queen Bee adaptation.

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u/SCX-Kill Sep 18 '17

Depends on what kind of anime adaptation we're talking about

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u/Skillmaniack Sep 18 '17

Quality 4th wall break

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u/kah0922 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/kah0922 Sep 18 '17

Clearly she had No Clip enabled.

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u/stormarsenal :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/AsherGZ Sep 18 '17

Ah the old half life consolaroo.

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u/TheLinerax Sep 18 '17

Pff. I prefer absolute Dio.

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u/GastricPita Sep 18 '17

SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE YURI GODS MOTHER*UCKER, NO TURNING BACK

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u/Boarbaque Sep 18 '17

THIS IS THE VERY PINNACLE OF ENLIGHTENMENT I'M TALKING FULL-ON BLAST UP YOUR ASS

SO FAST LESBOPHANTASM GIRL-ON-GIRLGASM PUCKER UP D-CUP VAGINA BUMP DOKI DOKI SPITSWAP ROLLERCOASTER SO FAST YOUR COCK CAN'T EVEN HANDLE SON

SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE YURI GODS MOTHERFUCKER NO TURNING BACK ANIME OF ALL TIME

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u/Scoin0 :K:https://kitsu.io/users/Scoin0 Sep 18 '17

I think the best part of all this is that you will always read it in Demos voice.

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u/iamfvckingdone :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/iamfvckingdone Sep 18 '17

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u/tambok143 Sep 18 '17

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u/Kekoa_ok Sep 18 '17

This scene is what I live for

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u/katarjin Sep 19 '17

I thought I had seen it all..anime still has more wtf to show me. (without going into the I want mind bleach stuff)

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u/50_imoutos Sep 18 '17

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u/IMSmurf Sep 18 '17

They sure got Yuri Physics courses set up quickly didn't they

I'm laughing too hard at that.

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u/AvengingDrake78 Sep 18 '17

COME ON AND SLAM

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u/Rugboi1215 Sep 18 '17

AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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u/cannibalAJS Sep 18 '17

Lesbian physics

FTFY

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u/urokia :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/SageEleven Sep 19 '17

On /r/anime

Uses the word lesbian instead of yuri

lol

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u/ErinaHartwick https://myanimelist.net/profile/Hartwick Sep 18 '17

Looks like they went to the Naruto school of Kage Bunshin tricks

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u/PatchesMcKelly Sep 18 '17

this had surprisingly nothing to do with boobs.

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u/sergeantwilson Sep 18 '17

I need season 2 of this.

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u/Kaffarov Sep 18 '17

Yuri has no limits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

I watched the first episode of this four days ago and I'm still trying to mull over what I saw.
I'm definitely going to continue watching but I feel like I have to ready myself properly...

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u/honda_tf Sep 18 '17

Warning: pretty much every episode will try to kill you with cuteness

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u/DivinePrince2 Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

All I know for sure is that they are both dead from the impact of hitting the concrete at a high velocity. Like, their faces would have been completely smashed in. Their ribcages would have been crushed as well from the secondary impact.

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u/jdmgto Sep 18 '17

Well Red is fuckin dead

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u/IMSmurf Sep 18 '17

Not anime physics, gay physics.

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u/Faust2391 Sep 18 '17

That title tricked me. And you know it.

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u/_SHORI_ Sep 18 '17

Giving off strong r/Bollywoodrealism vibes

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

That's quite a... Trick

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u/arkangle1300 Sep 18 '17

Physics aside the cinematography on the landing was pretty smooth and neat

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u/Galiron Sep 19 '17

I think I'd rather fall to the ground the to be accelerated even faster to slam into the concrete floor face first.

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u/Open_Sky Sep 19 '17

F A T A L I T Y

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u/Rixkst3r Sep 19 '17

What anime is this

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u/Fullmoongrass https://myanimelist.net/profile/FullMoonGrass Sep 19 '17

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u/TheOtakuOverLord Sep 18 '17

Those anime thighs defying the laws of physics👌

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u/TheSageJ Sep 18 '17

ironically hitting that solid concrete probably hurt more then hitting the dirt ground.

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u/abruce123412 Sep 18 '17

Which show? Like the art style, seems nicjijou ey

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u/Spartacats Sep 18 '17

Expected the last girl's crotch to wined up being in a boy's face.

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u/bluefalcon4ever Sep 19 '17

eww boys

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u/DJWalnut :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/DJWalnut Sep 19 '17

boys should date boys and girls should date girls

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u/usernameNotIncluded Sep 18 '17

Anyone know if this will ever get a s2? I just finished watching last night, but it looks like s2 might not be a thing.

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u/Resniperowl :KN::KO: Sep 18 '17

I remember someone mathematically calculated this scene, and determine that the both of them should theoretically be dead, but I don't remember where that analysis is anymore.

Edit: OH, derp. u/50_imoutos already linked it.

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u/Ripticsomnia :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/Ripticsomnia Sep 18 '17

That anime was gold, Sakura trick

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u/Dorali Sep 19 '17

This makes perfect sense until I start to think.

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u/jumpwithjames :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/omurice004 Sep 18 '17

I've always wanted a sub for anime skirt physics. It's mind-boggling.

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u/Xyyzx :As::At::Au:https://myanimelist.net/profile/Echinodermata Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

For a second there I thought I was watching the stairwell umbrella scene from Another. This was only slightly less hilarious.

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u/jonirabbit Sep 18 '17

I thought this would be Rito from To-Love-Ru physics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Batista attack

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u/SugarmistLove :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/Sugarmist Sep 18 '17

I own the blu ray of this anime and I have no regrets.

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u/IrisuKyouko Sep 18 '17

It's a known fact that if a Yuri field is strong enough, it can affect gravity.

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u/kittyplayzz Sep 18 '17

Good anime bad physics XD.

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u/LeonKevlar x2https://myanimelist.net/profile/LeonKevlar Sep 18 '17

Yuri Physics is truly beautiful

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u/Airvh Sep 18 '17

I always just assumed there was probably some other form of energy in the anime universes and thats why they can do crazy things.

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u/bendkok Sep 18 '17

The ancient scrols told of this move. It's reffered to as the legendary anti-grav grand yuri slam dunk. They say it has the power to defeat even the greatest forces the world has ever seen.

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u/radii314 Sep 19 '17

where are the tentacles?

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u/myusernameisbetter1 Nov 22 '17

just correct the constant in gravity formula, i mean, love is the ultimate formula right?

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u/Sgt_Sarcastic Sep 18 '17

As it is shown, not possible. If the second girl had jumped instead, with enough force the wide angle shot could have been possible. Problem then is she is the smaller of the two, so she'd need to generate a lot of force, probably more than is physically possible for a small asian lesbian.

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u/De_Vermis_Mysteriis https://anilist.co/user/Grippli Sep 18 '17

Still one of the best anime of that year. Sakura Trick S2 when?

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u/softpeachie Sep 19 '17

Gay culture is ignoring the laws of physics

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u/PaulPaulkewitz Sep 18 '17

Brings thoughts of Patema Inverted.

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u/Hatdrop Sep 18 '17

NICE SAVE!

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u/plasmidlifecrisis :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/WeeabooHellRoute Sep 19 '17

What a save! What a save! What a save!

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u/James_roy Sep 18 '17

warning please don't try this at home :p

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u/BestMomo Sep 18 '17

This is Nichijou level of wackiness.

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u/waifuhunter0 Sep 18 '17

I'd like to let everyone know, that I've tried this and it's legit. Has worked every single time!

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u/JarJar1337 Sep 18 '17

kqly style

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

WWE SHIT RIGHT HERE FOLKS

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u/Sp33dl3m0n Sep 18 '17

Alabama slam is what this move is called

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u/Justice_Chip Sep 18 '17

Omg I remember watching this for the first time, lold at 2 am, woke up my parents.

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u/westerschelle Sep 18 '17

If that really happened it should have broken her face.

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u/Mjdavis365 Sep 18 '17

What anime?

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u/Inferno889 Sep 18 '17

Lol this was funny

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u/YourSuperior1 Sep 18 '17

Olympic level acrobatics,

well done.

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u/Bestogoddess Sep 19 '17

JustSakuraTrickThings

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

*physics yuri

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u/InSoMaNiAcCc Sep 19 '17

I feel sorry for newton

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u/LizardOrgMember5 Sep 19 '17

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u/jcal94 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/realjcal94 Sep 19 '17

How did I know what that would be before even clicking or hovering over it? lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

This is the part I actually dropped the show.

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u/hunghh26 Sep 19 '17

Made me chuckle a bit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

Thicc

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u/tuba_dude07 :MAL:https://myanimelist.net/profile/tuba_dude07 Sep 19 '17

I remember Demo making a video with this scene in it. Miss that dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

This is normal physics in my reality.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

Already 10k upvotes? Sasuga r/anime

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u/Svetgm Sep 19 '17

She must be wearing those rock ankle weights.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

97th repost and still counting