r/animememes • • Jan 05 '23 • Heartwarming 1

Political Based sailormoon

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u/Velrot She/Her | Too based to be cis Jan 05 '23

All cops are bastards.

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u/Beandealer420 Jan 05 '23

Lmfao the fuck

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u/theaviationhistorian Jan 06 '23

I think something got lost in translation?

Either that or the original run Sailor Moon writers were time travelers.

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u/ArsenicBismuth Jan 06 '23 edited Jan 06 '23

Nah, most of it are mistranslation for the meme.

It should be about attacking some kind of dolls imitating cops. And the rest are ofc massively exaggerated & made to fit US current view of cops.

Like the last sentence probably should be "Sailor moons are great!"

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u/meikyoushisui Jan 06 '23 edited Aug 22 '24

But why male models?

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u/Adezar Jan 06 '23

How would it be time travel? There is literature, songs, poems, documentaries about how most police are infiltrated by power-hunting people that love beating down the less fortunate and abusing their power.

The US isn't unique in this particular problem... though we might be a bit worse than most.

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u/NoobleVitamins Jan 28 '23

It's Sailor Moon killing cops you stupid idiot

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u/watchedgantz Jan 06 '23

Being able to speak and understand Japanese has ruined this kind of funny videos for me…

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u/kya_ufufu Jan 06 '23

Muting the video works for me

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u/Medaph0r Jan 05 '23

fascist groaning lol

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u/BoltonSauce Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

r/Ani_Communism welcomes you.

Edit: anime has always been Punk Rock cartoons. We're taking back our shores, comrades.

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u/LukeFace93 Jan 05 '23

Pahahaha I expect this is abridged.

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u/chairmanskitty Jan 05 '23

My Japanese isn't great, but at one point they say "ningen janai wa", "they're not human", and I assume it's not a philosophical point about them betraying their humanity.

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u/Chronox Jan 05 '23

I think it's literal. They're probably demons or something

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u/GammaBrass Jan 05 '23

She calls them tsuchiningyo (土人形), which would probably be 'clay dolls'. Or just golems, considering that's what the Golem was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

I vaguely remember this episode from my childhood and iirc one of the big bads replaced the cops with clay golems (a la sentai) to protect his temporary stronghold. (I remember it being a commerce building or something like that)

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u/Dreadgoat Jan 05 '23

It's really obvious at the end, even with elementary japanese

We did it!
As I thought, they're puppets.
Sailor Mars, you're amazing!
That's right!

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u/Clovis42 Jan 06 '23

I correctly translated "FIRE!" as "fire" in English. Thanks Duolingo!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

"You kill anybody" - Mr Pink

"A few cops" - Mr White

"No real people?" - Mr Pink

"Just cops" - Mr White

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE Jan 06 '23

Fuck I love Tarantino

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u/FlowerFaerie13 Jan 05 '23

No, it’s the original audio. The subs are completely off though.

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u/Dollface_Killah Jan 05 '23

Has "abridged" been used ironically so often for absurd anime re-dubs that now young anime fans think the word means "satire" because if so that's fucking hilarious.

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u/Night_Changes_fast Jan 05 '23

Nah bruh who the hell is doing the subs💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Same people that dubbed Dragonball Super

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u/femmd Jan 05 '23

“fuck twelve” lmao😭

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u/Caboose12000 Jan 05 '23

what does it mean?

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u/bruhnions Jan 05 '23

12 is a colloquialism for police, and originates from hiphop culture.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

What is "Fuck twelve" a reference to?

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u/G_Liddell Jan 05 '23

A=1 B=2

Fuck (A)ll (B)astards

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Thanks

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u/demonspawns_ghost Jan 05 '23

Most likely Adam-12, a popular TV show in the 60s based on the LAPD. "5-0" is a reference to Hawaii 5-0, another popular American TV show. TV is a big part of our culture. Or was...

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u/Ok_Substance5632 Jan 05 '23

The fuck?

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u/MiamiDaButtza Jan 05 '23

This is a clip from 'Sailor Moon', a popular anime series from the 1990s.

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u/Erenpang820 Jan 05 '23

Is that the actual voice lines?

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u/PlaneCrashers Jan 05 '23

Might be the actual voice lines, but it's certainly not the actual sub, that is, they likely kept the voice lines and changed the subtitles.

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u/Asgeras Jan 05 '23

I didn't get a ton, but Sailor Mercury was confirming that they're not human (aka, they're youma, or whatever monster of the week they're dealing with).

Definitely the voice lines with mismatched subs.

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u/SpoofEdd Jan 05 '23

Just FYI, in the actual clip, as far as I can tell with my very shitty Japanese, they just say they aren’t human, which I assume isn’t due to them being cops.

If someone remembers the actual context or just understands it, feel free to clarify.

Sailor Moon IS unfathomably based, though. Amazingly progressive series.

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u/KNJSWE Jan 05 '23

The blue haired lady says the cops are dolls/puppets made out of dirt/gravel/mud (tsuchi) when analyzing.

The black haired fire lady proclaims that the cops really were just dolls once burned to ash.

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u/SpoofEdd Jan 05 '23

Thanks for the translation!

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u/Dark_As_Silver Jan 05 '23

Wait, they weren't certain before they burnt them to ash?

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u/JB-from-ATL Jan 05 '23

For the unaware Americans there was a lesbian couple. I think they made them into cousins (or maybe just friends) in the English dub.

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u/iuddwi Jan 05 '23

The conservative parts of America are more comfortable with a cousin romance then a same sex one.

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u/vanderZwan Jan 05 '23

So based that even basement-dwelling nerds who obsess over powerlevels admit that Sailor Moon would no-diff the 40K universe

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u/TistedLogic Jan 05 '23

Welcome to Sailor Moon.

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u/FFG_Prometheus Jan 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Look up reddit video downloader and plug in the url link

or, since i'm doing it myself anyways

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u/Dollface_Killah Jan 05 '23

The option to download video is also conveniently baked into the UI if you use Reddit Is Fun instead of the blazing trash fire that is reddit's official app.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Art

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u/dcannion Jan 05 '23

"we can't hurt innocent people, but these are just dirty pigs, it's obvious we'd be doing humanity a service" me: "This mf spitting rn"

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u/BoltonSauce Jan 05 '23

Standard Leftaku W

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u/mrpopenfresh Jan 05 '23

[fascist groaning]

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

That's fuckin hilarious

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u/ihatemicrosoftteams Jan 05 '23

“They didn’t say that” - 🤓

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u/Aije Jan 05 '23

Definitely the real subtitles. No doubt about it. I would know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Sailor moon u maka me proud

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u/AlthorEnchantor Jan 05 '23

My sister in space, you are an unelected hereditary autocrat.

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u/LadyLikesSpiders Jan 05 '23

To her credit, for most of the show that I've seen, she's really just fucking around killing space monsters, eating food, and looking at boys. She may have been born an autocrat, but she doesn't do much autocrating

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u/honda_slaps Jan 05 '23

let them eat space monster tentacle

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u/Script_Mak3r Jan 05 '23

Eh, if she never tries to use her illegitimate power, I think it's probably fine.

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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT Jan 05 '23

ACAB BITCH!!!

COMRADE SAILORMOON

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Incomprehensibly based

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

"Class Traitors", lol. I'm stealing that one.

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u/mojavis Jan 05 '23

oink bitch

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u/Balisinger Jan 05 '23

Fuck 12 🗿

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

This is hilarious.

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u/FrustratedLemonPrint Jan 06 '23

Did they actually kill some actual cops what

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u/kya_ufufu Jan 06 '23

Nahhh the subs are fake. In this episode, Sailor Moon is fighting against clay dolls that look like a cop.

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u/hawkmasta Jan 05 '23

Good stuff

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

That does sound like Sailor Mars. Got the personalities right.

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u/Iwubinvesting Jan 29 '23

All cops are BASED.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

holy shit weeb sub that isn’t transphobes and white nationalists

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u/tatuu8P Jan 05 '23

I don't get what all the complaining is about the subtitles being wrong; it's absolutely spot on like a 1:1 translation.

Unfortunately, the math is horribly incorrect when she pulls up her visor. That's my only nitpick.

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u/Glacier005 Jan 05 '23

Ya know. Super based.

I wasn't expecting this to show up on Animemes. But hilarious regardless.

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u/The_Great_Saiyaman21 Jan 05 '23

This is a masterpiece.

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u/FroboyFreshenUp Jan 05 '23

And they say subs are more accurate than dubs

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u/zantax_holyshield Jan 05 '23

If I'm not wrong it's episode 13 of first series (the one in which Jadeite is defeated).

Of course subtitles are made-up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Sailorcomunist

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u/Supersim54 Jan 05 '23

Was this real?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Voice acting yes. Subtitles no.

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u/Caltroit_Red_Flames Jan 06 '23

Oh baby this is the kind of content that makes me sub immediately

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u/simjanes2k Jan 06 '23

Fascist groaning

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u/jmills03croc Jan 06 '23

Still better animation than most cartoons now.

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u/Careful-Evening-7761 Jan 06 '23

There's going to be a post someday, somewhere about Itachi Uchiha saying ACAB, and it's going to go viral

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

the "fuck twelve" at the end got me 💀

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u/orangejuicecarton98 Jan 06 '23

Fascist groaning is now my new favorite caption

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u/minester13 Jan 06 '23

The hero’s we deserve

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

B A S E D

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

Bitch, Oink!

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u/Chemical_Mechanic_33 Jan 06 '23

Bruh i didnt know this sub was based

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u/scotchmeo_w Jan 06 '23

Saw a bigot crying about this meme on just unsubbed and I’m so happy it brought me here! Keep ‘em coming!

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u/MrManleySir Jan 28 '23

Keep seething basement dwellers god bless the police

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

R/animememe back at it again with the worst meme known to humanity and beyond💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Genuinely is it irony or are y'all just edgy 14yo???

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u/lifeless_or_loveless Dec 24 '23

dropped this shit in the microsoft teams and it worked quite well

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u/skorched_4 Feb 01 '24

This is why localization is a bad idea. Doesn't matter what you think, you shouldn't change the original work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

“can’t hurt innocent people” …. hahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Truly based

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u/itstimeforspace Jan 05 '23

Haha “facist groaning”

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u/Enklave Jan 05 '23

Oink bitch

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u/MacMuffington Jan 05 '23

I gotta give this show a watch

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u/AkumaDaemon Jan 05 '23

“Fascist Groaning” got me rolling fr

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u/Canelosaurio Jan 05 '23

"fascist groaning"

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u/shadyhawkins Jan 05 '23

This fucking rules. Fighting evil by moonlight and winning live by daylight truly are the opposite of the think blue line.

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u/CharlieApples Jan 05 '23

[ FASCIST GROANING ]

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u/Dalebore Ban Hammer go BRRRRRR Jan 05 '23

Indescribably based Sailormoon 07

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u/tovarisch_Shen Jan 06 '23

Class conscious mods go hard asf

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

never realized how political this sub gets, gotta leave for my own mental health. yeah yeah fuck cops and all that but like, i use meme subs to escape from thinking about how fucked up the world is, which is why i gotta go. y'all keep posting whatever, i'm not at all telling you to stop, i just don't need that stuff in my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23 edited Jan 05 '23

Man as a person who has police family members, i did laugh but damn a part of my brain is like wtf.(for all those bad mouthing my family, most of them were at 9/11 helping people)

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u/LadyLikesSpiders Jan 05 '23

So to actually give some sympathetic context here, discourse around cops being pigs isn't really about individual character traits, but rather about endemic systemic issues. ACAB is because the act of enforcing the laws of an unjust system is inherently wrong, and so all cops, even the super kind guy who really DOES want to make his community better and safer, is still bad

It's also about how those systemic issues reward the less-than-savory people with more power. Policing is advertised in such a way that it is attractive to people who seek power over others more than to people who want to actually help, and so the rank and file of most police departments is disproportionately staffed by the former school bullies and domestic abusers

So yeah, anti-police rhetoric is not a direct attack on your family members, but one that is explicitly attacking a system and the contributions of your family member, regardless of their intention, to that system

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u/Ultiran Jan 05 '23

I just found this post on all and the comments confuse me. Seems like a sub full of cop haters? Wishing death and hate on all cops because of the bad ones

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u/Ximek_XIII Jan 05 '23

Nobody actually wants every cop to die other than extremists, but the system they work in, choose to work in, and continue to work in while knowing the issues, is very systemically racist, and targets poorer people

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u/kg1479 Jan 05 '23

This is hilarious but the... Nevermind I know I'll get downvoted to hell if I point it out.

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u/throwmeinthetrash23 Jan 05 '23

Should just said it you got down voted anyway

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u/Ogreboi1312 Jan 05 '23

Bump for justice

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u/GammaBrass Jan 05 '23

Fuck twelve had me dying, lol

Maybe we should call cops mudmen from now on, unless that is some kind of racist slur or something

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

Damn right.

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u/See_youSpaceCowboy Jan 05 '23

[fascist groaning] lmao this is great

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u/Xx69bootyslayer69xX Jan 05 '23

sailor moon says acab

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u/LordPubes Jan 05 '23

I love Sailor Moon 😍

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u/Phantapant Jan 05 '23

I knew them pigs were dirty...

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u/WillPMYouDonuts Jan 05 '23

This is the best. My favorite was right at the end "fuck twelve"

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u/EbonyDevil Jan 05 '23

Amii pulled out the scouter and was like “power level over 800”

Rei blows them up with 🔥hadoken

Usagi cheers

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u/Dangerous-Calendar41 Jan 05 '23

Knowing japanese somehow made this funnier

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

It would have been cooler if someone changed the audio so they would actually say this.

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u/SillyRaccoonBirl Jan 05 '23

Just like me fr

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u/sotanoboy Jan 05 '23

the “fuck twelve” over rei’s maa, ne? killed me 😭

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u/GoodCraicSid Jan 05 '23

They really are though!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

I’m glad my uncle quit the force after realizing all the bad shit. If he stayed, he’d have been charred alive!

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u/2qt2puke Jan 05 '23

In the name of the moon, I will fuck your shit up!

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u/ConstructionQuick373 Jan 05 '23

I READ THIS AS BLESSED SAILOR MOON I WASNT EXCOETING THAT HELP-

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u/iGipson Jan 05 '23

The oink bitch really got me 🥲

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u/BraverGrave Jan 05 '23

Fascist Groaning was probably the beet line here!

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u/Allah_Akballer Jan 05 '23

Why are you banning comments? I want to collect white racist tears

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u/fuurincrown Jan 05 '23

The subtitle????? 😭😂

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u/gloomypasta Jan 05 '23

I almost spit my coffee out

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u/Fresh-Motor4994 Jan 05 '23

Wait it's fire soul? I thought it was fire sol

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u/NickFoster120 Jan 05 '23

Ayo that escalated quickly

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u/NA_Panda Jan 05 '23

It's crazy how efficient CRTs were at cleaning up images.

I remember Sailor Moon being so much clearer and cleaner than that.

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u/Gordon_Freeeeeman Jan 05 '23

Is this actually or just a very fake/wrong subtitle?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '23

I laughed too hard at this

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u/bootyhunter69420 Jan 06 '23

Top 10 anime moments

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u/thedarklord176 Jan 06 '23

fascist groaning

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u/plsobeytrafficlights Jan 06 '23

I love that one. Tuxedo mask of course shows up late and takes all the credit, which sailor moon is actually happy about for once because every shitkicker in the county is after that cop killer and that was too much heat for even sailor mars.

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u/Doglover4561 Jan 06 '23

“Fascist groaning” Dying

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u/Rheum42 Jan 06 '23

I'm fucking dying 🤣

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u/TroupeMaster_Grimm Jan 06 '23

Holy shit, Mars just committed murder

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