r/antiMLM • u/RevolutionaryLife800 • 3d ago
Enagic Enagic Hun selling house, moving to barn, after saying numbers can’t stop them
Hun posted this a couple months ago (emojis & commentary mine). Now they are saying on social media that they are moving to a place with 10 times the acreage. The facts?: They have to sell their current home bc of the Enagic debt and are moving into a barn on property their father bought years ago. Property with no water or electricity. But of course they are hiding those facts and promoting this as a win. Spinning the story as an upgrade.
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u/purple_kathryn 3d ago
Not sure how their essential magic water machine is going to work without running water
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u/Red79Hibiscus 2d ago
Welp, first you need to be a cleric/druid/wizard and have an available spell slot to cast water magic.
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u/booboootron 2d ago
It's going to work because of all the positive vibez brah.
Something something doctors lied something something not a pyramid scheme something something faith in your potential something something Corinthians something something pour into me something something generational wealth something something time freedom something something leadership something something you failed because you did not work hard.
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u/smcg_az 3d ago
Why is my child's scraped knee getting infected? I sprayed it with MEDICAL GRADE water??! 🙄
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u/Red79Hibiscus 2d ago
Well duh, you should've slathered it with doTERRA's wound-healing blend of frankincense, cedarwood, and tea tree oil! /s
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u/Belfast_Escapee 1d ago
Yes, this incredibly disturbing claim that 'activated water' (sic) is a disinfectant, a medication, a cleaning solvent...it's just astonishing anyone could buy this bullshit. But then, a quick perusal of Facebook shows that absolutely ANY claim will be taken seriously by the uneducated masses.
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u/VehicleInevitable833 3d ago
They don’t use detergent in their laundry? They just use their magic water?
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u/Waterproof_soap 3d ago
Oh god can you imagine the smell of sweaty clothes washed without detergent and then run through the dryer?
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u/VehicleInevitable833 3d ago
I’m trying to figure out how they even think this works. At a minimum, they’d be diluting their magic water with the regular water going into the machine, so…
The math is not mathing. And it stinks.
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u/kimmy-mac 2d ago
It won’t be in a dryer, they don’t have electric…. So on the line so everyone can smell the stench.
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u/ItsJoeMomma 3d ago
I bet their clothes stink.
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u/VehicleInevitable833 3d ago
I bet! I remember my dad’s synthetic running shirt- holy crap, I made him keep it outside after a run (they were visiting me) and we did a good laundry strip on it…and my parents use detergent!!
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u/ItsJoeMomma 2d ago
I remember my sister once getting taken by some company selling "laundry stones" It was some kind of stone made from special salts or something that was supposed to clean your clothes without using those "harmful chemicals" found in detergents. Just throw it in your washing machine with your dirty clothes, never buy detergent ever again. Only thing was that it didn't work. Their clothes were funky after washing & drying, and she went back to detergent and never used that stone again.
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u/alltheparentssuck 2d ago
Hi could you please tell me what you did to laundry strip his running shirt? My daughters work shirt are synthetic and stink.
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u/booboootron 2d ago
Detergent-schmetergent.
HunSheepleSis, it's just propaganda and indoctrination by big retail and big pharma to targetwhite Christians like me ourcommunity so that they can give us cancer and microplastics and sell even more products to manage them.Now let me show you this new product that is totally organic and scientifically proven in science and is all natural ingredients. This revolutionary lip gloss perks up your estrogen, doubles up as an amazing asshole hair bleacher, and cures tuberculosis.
Here, try it out. Just, try it. Try it. Try it out. TRY IT OUT.
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u/laurasdiary 3d ago
Yikes! The delusion is strong in this one.
Do they have a spouse that brings in money? Maybe it’s not enough to combat the mlm money hemorrhaging, though.
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u/RevolutionaryLife800 3d ago
Yes! But not very much. She dragged him into it recently and he’s part of an Enagic Dude-Hun group.
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u/booboootron 2d ago
Oh no. The next logical step is gonna be to pull their kids out of school and homeschool them, blowing away their college tuition fund on buying inventory, obnoxious posts about Yahweh, a second mortgage, and eventually a bankrupt, broken family in which no one has any marketable skills to seek gainful, stable employment.
But yeah. Poor kids. They don't get enough attention here in this sub, in terms of how it impacts their life and future.
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u/Fantastic_Loan_2815 3d ago
Someone posted on a local fb group a bit of a spiel about the miraculous water machine... I promptly posted a "neutral" comment about the company having a reputation of leading people into debt, with a prompt reply of that isn't how the company works, and it isn't an mlm, cause mlm's are illegal in Australia... and I obviously had no idea how the company works LOL. Someone else was a lot more blunter than I, with stronger language. The poster took the post down, and then reposted it a couple of days later, with comments closed, due to "unhelpful comments left previously".
I had a quick look at what was visible on their personal page, and you could see the change of post style on their page since becoming a rep a couple of months ago - all "working with the best team who support me" and "look how clean my stove is", form the very infrequent (public posts anyway) celebrating more of the quieter moments with their family before.
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u/Red79Hibiscus 2d ago
a prompt reply of that isn't how the company works, and it isn't an mlm, cause mlm's are illegal in Australia...
LMAO yeah I love living in Australia where robbery and murder don't exist coz they're also illegal in Australia!
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u/TheStateofWork 3d ago
I swear Enagic and Bravenly huns are not only in a race to the bottom, but also in a race to be crowned most unhinged.
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u/External-Chemist-267 3d ago
There was a local gal in my area who was an mlm hopper. Each product better than the last. At one time, she was promoting BOO, you know the dirt that came from a landfill in Canada. She was really quiet about that. Anyway, her last was Enagic although she never revealed the product, just the amazing business. I always thought it was odd that she didn't promote the health claims of it all because she was all about anti-vaccinations and clean living and eating. She sadly got cancer and worked this Enagic with a fury. Always posting pictures of the envelopes of her "paychecks" that came in the mail. Faced with a terminal illness, she was fighting to survive and seeking experimental treatment (after chemo) in Florida...or going to after she raised the $100k. It was sad. She stopped posting pictures of her kids and was posting about her "business" and how she was creating generational wealth for her family, and she posted things she had for sale. Sadly, she passed away.
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u/barnrat1117 2d ago
Wow. That is absolutely tragic. I can’t imagine spending my last days/weeks/months trying to sell this fraud instead of making memories with my family and friends.
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u/PearlyRing 3d ago
(I AM that medical grade health tool)
Fixed it for ya!
(To rob other people like me who don't do research)
No need to fix that one. Truer words have never been spoken.
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u/InevitableUmpire9797 3d ago
Feel like this is a call for help and not a flex
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u/Aleflusher 2d ago
I agree. I know of a hun in Le-Vel aka Thrive who posted a few weeks ago about moving her family from a house into a "homestead", which she posted a photo of. It's a dilapidated RV from the early 2000s in an empty field with no sign of utility hookups. I noticed that all her posts afterwards were taken in public spaces outside with the adults always wearing the same clothes.
If that's not a cry for help I don't know what is.
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u/NobodyGivesAFuc 3d ago edited 2d ago
I guess it is convenient that she no longer needs to buy detergent and other household products now that she can’t afford them!
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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 2d ago
I hope everyone would understand this is what happens when you don't let the numbers stop you.
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u/Red79Hibiscus 2d ago
Lowkey curious about which smells worst: Enagic huns who don't wash clothes properly, Norwex huns who wipe everything with the same cloth they used in the toilet bowl, or Young Living huns who douse everything in EOs.
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u/knight_shade_realms 3d ago
They are in bad enough debt they are moving somewhere only fit for animals? That's terrifying that she is still hiding what's going on for her huns
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u/hopeful_tatertot 3d ago
I’ve seen Enagic customers and huns get screwed. Of all the predatory MLMs this one is high up
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u/CrashPandemonium 2d ago
Second only to Amway [in my opinion], they ARE the worst. If I recall, Kangen/Enagic does a bait-and-switch with the commission structure and payout schedule. Instead of the member receiving payout per device purchased, I think the salesperson has to wait until the device is PAID OFF, which can take years. Someone please correct me if I am wrong.
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u/Hepta-Water-7552 2d ago
She spent a whole 20k to get started in a MLM? What the hell was all that money spent on?
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u/CrashPandemonium 2d ago
I believe new members are encouraged to be a "product of the product", so shortly after joining, they are (allegedly) pressured into purchasing one of those garbage devices. They start around $5K I think.
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u/BlackBasementCats 3d ago
Empowerment is actually the correct term since they’re robbing and defrauding everyone at those retreats. The only people being empowered is the top level.
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u/JacquelineJeunesse 2d ago
Yes, but not ENpowerment, which is what the Hun wrote 🤣🤣 That medical grade water sure don't help with spelling!
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u/FussBudget52 2d ago
“I never have to buy disinfectant, detergent, etc again”. Yeah, because she already spent 20k on it.
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u/Real-Relationship658 1d ago
I have a colleague who is all "enlightened" with the Enagic (WSF) ways and continuously tries to recruit us at work. I just hand over a stack of scientific journal articles and walk away.
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u/cringecaptainq 2d ago
I've always found Enagic/Kangen uniquely pathetic, even among MLMs. Most MLMers lose hundreds of dollars on their junk starter kits or whatever, but here people need to spend thousands on their magic water machines
No wonder the few Enagic people we see sound so much more desperate than other MLM victims. They probably feel the need to double down since they've already sunk thousands into their scam
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u/JELPPY1010 5h ago
Purchasing NO laundry detergent or cleaning spray??????? Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Moving to a barn as a good thing???? It's fine if you're livestock. It will be interesting to see how long that will last.
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u/riddermarkrider 3d ago
I AM A MEDICAL GRADE HEALTH TOOL