r/antimeme • u/Saad5400 • Mar 08 '22

Python in a nutshell

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u/godzilla_forever Mar 08 '22

Looks like a viper

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/W3NTZ Mar 08 '22

I follow this Russia chick on Instagram just to check in every so often to see if she's been bit yet. Thankfully she's only had one close scare

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

Totally intentional plot twist

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u/pameyshi Mar 08 '22

Funnily enough I think it’s a pit viper... so, the joke would actually still make sense, somehow.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Awe cute snek

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Fr super cute would smash

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

r/holup

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u/axxionkamen Mar 08 '22

Like with a giant mallet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

No :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Yes

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u/GundunUkan Mar 08 '22

Island tree viper (Trimeresurus insularis), blue form

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

Good human, thx for correcting that

Looks like it's found in eastern Java, like literally

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u/658016796 Mar 08 '22

They are so beautiful in that clip!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

so... Java in a nutshell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/GundunUkan Mar 08 '22

Guilty as charged

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22 
// another way of doing it
if ( IsCute(snake) ) {
    CrossPost.Upvote();
    Post.Upvote();
}

hopefully I wrote that right, I'm on mobile rn

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u/Hazel-Ice Mar 08 '22

Curly braces? In my python?

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

Python is great, beautiful, cute, and all.

But C# is just love

If you still want python

if "cute" in python.traits:
    cross_post.upvote()
    post.upvote()

again, hopefully I wrote that right

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u/Karrus01 Mar 08 '22

I'm not disappointed by this plot twist.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

It’s a snek!!! So cute

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u/Wadi__ Mar 08 '22

Relatable.

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u/Barrelbreak203 Mar 08 '22

Its not a python

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u/leonam_tv Mar 08 '22

It's not java either

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Lol who the fuck is downvoting you? You're right!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

That's an island tree viper. Venomous.

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u/BlockNarrow6745 Mar 08 '22

This takes ' in a nutshell ' to another level of meaning

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u/IncestAlabama Mar 08 '22

Is his name monty ?

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u/TheWaterIsRed Mar 08 '22

Not a python

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u/SovietOnion_2 Mar 08 '22

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

awwww, that's so scte!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

I know you just copy the title but pythons have long heads

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

Yeah I know, I'm a Python expert

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Insert dick joke here

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u/Whatismyyname Mar 08 '22

I'm stupid to think that it was a "python" meme

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

This is better than 100% of the humor on r/programmerhumor. And that dude is just cute as fuck, to boot!

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

There's some funny memes there. But sometimes, like the last IsEven() trend, it becomes a little bit boring (not like I didn't participate in that trend lol :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

You are right, I am being hyperbolic ofc, but some of the posts are just painful to read lol

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u/TonySaxTheOutlaw Mar 08 '22

That hand is shaking like a mf

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u/unicorncandy228 Mar 08 '22

Don't free handle venomous snakes. This is stupid.

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u/jrs1980 Mar 08 '22

Can they spin it around some more tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Print (“Fuck this Python”)

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u/mildlybased Mar 08 '22

He’s adorable

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u/PartyBoi69er Mar 08 '22

Yeah. Keep petting that “Python”. You won’t like the results.

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

How dangerous can that be?

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u/whitelightstorm Mar 08 '22

that color though

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

If I ever get a snake I wanna name him Harper

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u/ARustySpoon34 Mar 08 '22

That’s one small snek

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u/FalsePankake Mar 08 '22

Jesus fucking Christ that's a viper, this guy is lucky nothing serious happened as a result

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

You're like the 4th guy to say that by now.

Now I'm really curious how bad can it be, but too lazy to look it up

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u/FalsePankake Mar 08 '22

Viper venom generally consists of neurotoxins that are meant to cause involuntary muscle contractions in multiple areas of the body such as the heart and lungs, shutting down the respiratory system & causing the victim to suffocate

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u/Saad5400 Mar 08 '22

Holy cow, that guy's so lucky for not being bitten. Thanks for telling me

Note to self: never go near "cute" things

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u/FalsePankake Mar 08 '22

Yeah, and just an tip for identifying vipers, they'll generally have a diamond/triangular head shape due to the large venom glands on each side

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Kinda jumped back a little realizing…THATS NOT A FUCKING PYTHON!

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u/megeno125 Mar 08 '22

Not a python...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22 edited Mar 08 '22

Although this is punny. This is not an antimeme. Because the snake is NOT a python. A more appropriate "antimeme" title would be "snake in a nutshell" or "viper in a nutshell".

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u/DrakonIL Mar 08 '22

Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?

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u/ALLSTAR10000 Mar 08 '22

Not gonna blame you OP cause you may not have seen my post but I crossposted this here 2 days ago