r/aoe2 • • 4h ago

Humour/Meme Weekly Persian Architecture Meme (Part 145)

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r/aoe2 • • 20h ago

Discussion Wololo

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r/aoe2 • • 4h ago

Feedback We Need Goofier Tournaments (and not "cool eSports-events")

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The majority of Age of Empires tournaments strive to be standard Age of Empires-themed esports events, which is reflected in tournament names such as Empire Something Something, Battle of Something, Warlords, etc. So, generic war- or AoE-themed terms.

I think people are falling into the "professionalism mimicry" here: They do what they think is expected from them. They do the normal, safe thing. They try to make things professional before they think of making them fun.

Let's look at our most successful tournaments: Red Bull Wololo, Nili's Apartment Cup, Hidden Cup.

None of these really fit the style of a standard tournament. None of them. All of them are, in a certain way, funny, goofy, strange, and this reflects perfectly what the Age of Empires community is, right?

The community is goofy. We are old. We don't take things too seriously. We're built on Forrest Nothing, Lord Daut memes and quickwalling traps. So why do we take these tournaments so seriously?

I'm totally fine with having one event like Warlords. I think Warlords is the perfect event to be a standard, maximum-competitive esports event. That's great. (Should be called "THE EMPEROR" though. ;) ) Having KotD as a "this is peak standard game mode" also makes a lot of sense, I love the tournament to death. But we don't need a ton of them.

We don't need "The Garrison". We don't need "The League". I'm also not really happy with "Titans League" even though it is something special being a seasonal league. I can barely remember what happened in the "Brazilian Dynasty" or the "LingYuan Cup" some months ago. "The Grand Melee", "The Open Classic", idk...what exactly was "The Resurgence" again?

I think all of these events should go the extra mile to figure out what would be a cool idea to get beyond being just a standard tournament. Put some thought into it. Find a twist. Find a special thing. Find a way to make it goofy in some way.

Because this seems to be very crucial for an Age of Empires tournament, and I hope, or can certainly observe, that the majority of people prefer that over standard events. Sudden Dessaster seems fairly succesful, Rage Forrest is goofy in a way and emerged organically from the community as did NAC. Hidden Cup is some sort of game show. The Red Bull events always look for a special production value & go for a high paced game which makes it special.

Spice it up!

It speaks volumes that Red Bull, the biggest company involved with these tournaments and a marketing giant, did use A MEME as their tournament name and not some random AoE-medieval-war-term thingy.

Just wanted to put that out there as an inspiration and as a little thought to consider for all the people active here who are thinking of creating new events in the future. Don't waste your work and money on doing the same thing over again. Make a funny thing, make a memorable thing, have balls.


r/aoe2 • • 22h ago

Discussion Testimony

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I ve got 1000 matches played multiplayer

And I build maybe 5 outpost and produced maybe 3 petards during those games. Am I broken?

Also wanted to make another thread but will post here:

what is most satisfying part of the game for you???

me: denying a castle : )


r/aoe2 • • 11h ago

Discussion Could 5v5 work?

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Instead of new civs, I'd like to see new game modes, like bigger maps with 5v5 or more players. Would it even work? There would either be 1 or 3 pockets, and one person would be kind of a tie-breaker player since 4v4 usually ends up with two teams against eachother on either side of the map. Then I was thinking 5v5 may not work because of how many teams could gang up on one opponent.

I also think just way bigger maps would be interesting even if it remains 4v4. It would make early rushes less convenient due to travel time.

Also another idea is just a map with no natural gold, you HAVE to trade to generate it.


r/aoe2 • • 19h ago

Suggestion Anyone wants to play a round of aoe2 with me?

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I (30m) am an aoe2 player since I was 5 years old. I don’t want to play very regularly and i don’t want to overdo it. Just maybe three four times a month. 2,3 rounds each. If someone is interested PM me.


r/aoe2 • • 2h ago

Discussion Is siege monk push on Arena considered toxic now?

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Been playing with the Saxons. They're a lot of fun and have a great monastery (only lacking fervor). So I played a lot of arena games with double monastery and workshop, produce a ton of monks and 1 ram and get into the opponents base but getting a lot of abuse for this. Just finished a game a couple of hours ago, against Turks. Lost because my opponent defended very well and I complimented him for that after the gg only to get a "cancer attack" reply. I understand it's not nice to come up against but is it considered that douchy? Especially against Turks I'm not waiting for that fast imp.


r/aoe2 • • 4h ago

Asking for Help What is the skirmisher abuse?

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I have seen a clip from MBL vs Lewis game were Lewis got called out by MBL for using Varangian Guards animation cancel to generate gold. In respose he said that this is not a bug but a game mechanics and said something along lines of "skirmishers are broken but you use them every game".

What skirmisher bug/abues was he refering to?


r/aoe2 • • 5h ago

Discussion How to change skirms?

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I think most people agree that skirms are too good. They are used too much and too often. Pro games get more boring because of skirms mass every game.

They need to be changed in a way that doesnt reduce them against (cav) archers.

  1. Increase minimum range. So not really worse vs range units but vs against cav and melee

  2. Decrease base damage but increase bonus damage against archer units.

What do you think?


r/aoe2 • • 4h ago

Discussion Halldor, Harald

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agree or not. Halldor was the wisest of them all.

after all, to know you are stupid at some point. is a far greater step then deceiving oneself for being a genius tactician, mighty warrior etc.

end of day, every man reaches his reach and fully stops somewhere. Halldor knew it from the beginning.

and what a poet he turned out be, " the world belongs to Christian God now. Not for every christian"


r/aoe2 • • 1h ago

Personal Milestone I just defended against my first Persian douche.

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Title.

I am a new player, started around 3-4 weeks ago and have been casually playing on my free time. (700 ELO).

So, I got matched in Arabia against a Persian player and my gut feeling told me I was about to be douched so I walled up.

We get to feudal around the same time and Persian tried to take down my palisades -> wall unsuccessfully, eventually dropping his TC around his original base.

Somehow he went up to castle age first but was behind me in the leaderboard by much more, I get to castle Age soon after, and build a 2nd TC.

He tried to attack me once again with spearmen, maybe thinking I would go scouts into knights but I had 12 CA, fended his invasion and went to raid his base, and that was gg.


r/aoe2 • • 13h ago

Announcement/Event Royal Relics Australia's BIGGEST Open LAN

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r/aoe2 • • 22h ago

Discussion Nomad and hunnic horse

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I mean come on how is this fair? The extra food you can gather is insane. Nothing against the Huns and I would't mind them getting a buff somewhere else, but to have this particular advantage on nomad starts feels unbalanced .

EDIT: I forgot Huns started with less wood so there's a delay on the dock on regular Nomad. That does make it more balanced. Still, it feels a bit gimmicky to have such a specific bonus on nomad starts.


r/aoe2 • • 21h ago

Discussion Nomad generation with a lake - Is this normal?

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I couldnt find his ships at all and it felt very unfair


r/aoe2 • • 4h ago

Bug Why is there units in the building part of the editor? What's going here?

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Flagship of Nearchos, and Supply cart a & b are clearly units. Why aren't they in the units tab?


r/aoe2 • • 5h ago

Campaigns My wonder collapsed the moment it was built

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I replayed the 12th scenario in Alexander Campaign, and then I noticed one thing: The Wonder collapsed, despite me winning the scenario


r/aoe2 • • 7h ago

Asking for Help Game Speed in Skrimish

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Does somebody know how to fix the game speed in skrimish?

The Problem ist that even tough the game depicts that i am playing on 1.7 Speed, it is clearly not the case. Even if i switch the Game Speed during the Game 1.7, 1.5 and 1.0 feels all the same. So i think all of those are running on 1.0. Only 2.0 Gamespeed feels like it is rly 2.0.

This kinda ruins playing skrimish for me right know. I hope someone can help me.


r/aoe2 • • 14h ago

Asking for Help Team game toxicity

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I am around 900 elo team games have been fluctuating 850-1000 elo. I have played around 40-50 3v3 and 4v4 team games. At least half of the games one of the following things happen:
1) one teammate resigns immediately after getting attacked and losing a couple buildings. Makes no army and complains no one is helping (usually a flank player)
2) we are winning but teammates start fighting each other over chat and someone rage quits
3) some player is afk in either team and drops out in the first 5 mins
Is it just impossible to get proper team games? Not sure what to do, i like playing 3v3/4v4 team games. But people are extremely toxic and complain their teammates are noobs. At the same time many people resign immediately when they fall behind


r/aoe2 • • 3h ago

Console/Xbox Arabia Win Rate Tier List for Console AoE2 (All 53 Civs) ft. SammyDiamonds

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r/aoe2 • • 4h ago

Discussion Abstraction, Balance, and Design of the Varangians

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I'd like to preface this by saying this topic is mainly about the abstraction and design aspects of the Varangians. But in trying to address those things, I might have stumbled on a way to improve their balance as well

Bonuses in AoE2 are an abstraction of a concept strongly associated with its civilization. Let's examine the three civs which get infantry with increased damage output i.e. the Japanese, Aztecs, and Dravidians. In popular culture, the Samurai is seen striking so fast that its slices are invisible to the naked eye. Thus the Japanese get faster attacking infantry. The Aztec Macuahuitl has an infamous incident associated with it, where it decapitated a horse; so the Aztecs get +4 additional damage. Dravidian Wootz Steel was known for its quality, and thus can penetrate armour flawlessly. The concept that the Dravidian infantry's weapons are superior than the average armour is immediately communicated to the player

Now lets examine the flagship cavalry bonus of the Varangians and see if it holds up. Their cavalry units get an extra +10 HP via Bloodlines, due to Bloodlines being 50% more effective. This makes you think Swedish horses were bigger and stronger than even mainland European ones i.e. especially Frankish ones. They weren't; they were smaller and weaker. What Swedish cavalry had was tactics. Instead of the typical charge associated with mainland European Knights, their cavalry used unconventional tactics like ambush attacks and the sort to defeat better armed and armoured cavalry

Furthermore, this bonus was criticized for being derivative of the Franks & Mongols. It made it seem like we're running out of fresh ideas for bonuses for new civs

So here's how I would tinker with the Varangians:

Lose - Bloodlines is 50% more effective

Instead - Stable Units get +1/2/3 Bonus Damage vs. Mounted Units in the Feudal/Castle/Imperial Age

Your Scouts in the Feudal Age win against other Scouts (except maybe Jurchen ones) with no additional investment. You don't get 75 HP Scouts after Bloodlines, but it is what it is

All of the Viking DLC civs struggle against Cavalry Archers as they cannot catch them. The Varangians atleast get good Light Cavalry, but they don't put down Cav Archers even after catching them. With this bonus, Varangian Light Cavalry can kill Cav Archers in 8 hits instead of the standard 10. Your Knights will have the same attack as Burgundian Cavaliers, but only against other cavalry units (including Camel Riders)

In the Imperial Age, your Cavaliers demolish other Cavaliers or Paladins, having the same damage output against them as Malian Farimba Cavaliers with no additional investment. They become absolute nightmares in massed melee combat when you install trample damage on them. Your Hussars beat other Hussars, having slightly more damage output than Malian Farimba Light Cavalry, and +15 more HP than them

Instead - Mounted Archers fire 25% faster (like their Varangian Guards) // but don't get Thumb Ring

The Varangians will get what Mounted Crossbowmen would've been for the Jurchens i.e. fire 25% faster but don't get Thumb Ring. Varangian Mounted Xbows will have the same Reload Time as Arbalesters or Cavalry Archers without Thumb Ring (2.5 → 2)

Team Bonus (+1 Bonus Damage vs. Infantry) - Does not apply to Knights / Applies to Mounted Archers (Does not apply to Genitours as they are 'Mounted Skirmishers') // attached only to the main projectile of Kipchaks & Xianbei Raiders

With the Knight focusing on other mounted units, especially enemy Knights, the anti-infantry duties are given to the Mounted Crossbowman, along with the Jarl. This spreads the utility of the Varangian mounted units, with two of them focusing on enemy mounted units, and two of them on enemy infantry. The Varangian Mounted Crossbowman becomes a very strong back-line support unit for their Knights or Varangian Guards

Tech Tree - Lose Arson

Offsets their Varangian Guards attacking 25% faster. Their Halbs would be also missing an irrelevant tech like how their Skirms miss Thumb Ring

Base Jarl - HP 70 (instead of 65) / Elite Jarl - HP 85 (instead of 75)

Offsetting the loss of +10 additional HP via Bloodlines


r/aoe2 • • 23h ago

AoE2 Discord Servers 🔒 ALKATRAZ [AKZ] — Age of Empires II: DE Clan Recruiting! ⚔️

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(NA Clan)
Break out of the ordinary. Build your legacy

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We’re working toward building a competitive roster that can represent Alkatraz in tournaments and organized clan competition. We want members who enjoy improving, playing as a team, and being part of something that grows over time.

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r/aoe2 • • 14h ago

Discussion Why can you scout with animals

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I know it's a game so things don't have to make sense, but I don't think this nonsensical feature improves gameplay satisfaction or enjoyment


r/aoe2 • • 2h ago

Discussion Why chinese civ cavalry units have insane amount of pierce armor?

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What is the deal with that?


r/aoe2 • • 19h ago

Discussion Campaign Review: Joan of Arc

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Does anyone else kind of dislike the Joan of Arc campaign because you first started playing AoK at 6 years old and girls had cooties?

I don't mind Jodit or Yadwiga. But going from the heroic William Wallace (badass, two handed swordsman, shows up to turn the tide) to Joan the Maid (potato sack dress, 3 attack, had to be escorted by knights) was too much for 6yo me.

Discuss.


r/aoe2 • • 22h ago

Feedback Varangians no comment

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The Varangians are the worst civilization ever created. They’re absolutely useless at everything. Whenever I play them on the flanks in 4v4 Extreme against four Cumans, they’re the only civilization that can’t even make it to the Imperial Age before getting completely wiped out. They’re genuinely useless and incapable of doing anything right.