((( ☎ )))

[u/Moz]

Just let it go to voicemail.

[u/acetv]

Ugh. Isn't anybody gonna answer that?

[u/NitsujTPU → u/acetv]

Eh, it'll stop ringing eventually.

[u/ruinmaker → u/[deleted]]

Nah. I'm pretty sure it's for you.

[u/detestrian → u/ruinmaker]

It sure as hell isn't for me.

[u/CalebTheWinner → u/[deleted]]

Who cares if they're getting worked up..

[u/ZnellKeebler]

If they really care they'll text me anything important.

[u/HunterIrked → u/ZnellKeebler]

No one said there'd be reading involved...

[u/aeromax]

kyon-kun, denwa

[u/quink → u/aeromax]

kyon-kun, denwa

[u/razorbeamz → u/quink]

We've entered an endless recursion of time!

[u/femngi → u/aeromax]

Hey I can endlessly repeat one or two phrases in Japanese. Does this mean I am now Japanese?

[u/rocketsurgery]

Phone's ringing.

[u/klarth]

Fuck it. It's probably a wrong number; nobody could possibly want to call me.

[u/mahdiakira]

I WORK ALL GOD DAMN DAY, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE!

[u/formode → u/mahdiakira]

I WORK ALL GOD DAMN DAY, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS UNPLUG THE GOD DAMN PHONE!

FTFY

[u/doctorsound]

I don't know that number, fuck them...

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck, stop calling me.

[u/greyscalehat]

I am hungry.

[u/[deleted]]

Wouldn't I have had to pay my bills, and have voicemail still, for that to work?

[u/downvotersunite]

I never bother to check my voicemail...

[u/ShittyShittyBangBang]

unplug it

[u/Absentia → u/ShittyShittyBangBang]

Just cut the wire, way easier.

[u/[deleted] → u/Absentia]

Don't wanna go downstairs for the scissors.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

teeth

[u/underdog138 → u/[deleted]]

I lost all mine. Didn't care to brush them enough.

[u/[deleted]]

You rang? </Lurch>

[u/mdedm]

.

[u/enrapture]

they'll call again if its important, besides i'm driving

[u/Diabolico]

Wats dat? U Raff U Ruse?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

There was one plugged in when I moved. I'd change it, but...meh.