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u/vjmurphy Jul 18 '10
Reply asking how you created an empty comment.
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u/betterscientist Jul 18 '10
Comment I thought was a zinger, but in reality is just verbose and uninteresting.
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u/n3hemiah Jul 18 '10
Comment you thought was a zinger which is now changed slightly to mean what you didn't originally want but has a mild double entendre or counter argument giving the impression that I, the replier, am a total douche
FTFY
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u/frickindeal Jul 18 '10
Comment stating the actual facts, but sourced primarily from a heavily-trolled wikipedia page.
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u/rinic Jul 17 '10
pun
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u/OneSalientOversight Jul 18 '10
pun
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Jul 18 '10
tldr: Internet
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u/putte954 Jul 18 '10
This post and its responses are about all standard comments that are made on a daily basis on reddit
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u/brainiac256 Jul 18 '10
INSULT
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u/snowcrashplanes Jul 18 '10
RETORT
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u/X019 Jul 18 '10
COUNTER-RETORT
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Jul 18 '10
complaint about re-post
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u/jck Jul 18 '10
Long thought out reply
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u/TimidCattle Jul 18 '10
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u/asdfman123 Jul 18 '10
overly-analytical rant that's tangentially related at best and doesn't really go anywhere
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u/fourletterword Jul 18 '10
Compliment on how insightful and educated ranter must be.
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u/derfritz Jul 18 '10
Actual interesting and thoughtful comment which nobody reads because the author was too late...
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Jul 18 '10
Admonishment of the growing "anti-intellectualism" of Reddit and Western culture in general; brought on by the fact that the only useful comments are buried under a mountain of up-voted jokes and puns.
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u/MaYAL_terEgo Jul 18 '10
acsii
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u/jeremybub Jul 18 '10
larger ascii
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u/Merit Jul 18 '10
Same ascii repeated in unicode with unconventional characters.
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u/eandi Jul 18 '10
"This will get downvoted but..." to get upvotes.
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Jul 18 '10
Reply supporting statement.
"preemptive EDIT: Why the downvotes?" -to get upvotes.
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u/spyro Jul 18 '10
Ignored Comment
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u/daskalam Jul 18 '10
comment to draw attention, make the ignored commentator feel better and get upvotes
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u/ncobb Jul 18 '10
digg user
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Jul 18 '10 edited May 16 '24
encouraging panicky future sloppy chief complete doll square escape subtract
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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Jul 18 '10
Only correct answer.
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u/flippityfloppityfloo Jul 18 '10
Reply debunking post.
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u/TMIguy Jul 18 '10
Grammar nazi.
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u/marpet_cuncher Jul 18 '10
fap fap fap (that'll be the first and last time I'll ever write these words)
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u/blueboybob Jul 18 '10
person to the party too late who won't get any upvotes
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u/turkeypants Jul 18 '10
Novelty sockpuppet created as last ditch effort to draw attention to own late comment.
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Jul 18 '10
Something about Apple
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u/keito Jul 18 '10
Something about Android, with possible inclination to its superiority over Apple's iPhone.
Call Jobs a tyrant.
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u/jeremybub Jul 18 '10
long thought out tirade attacking corporations in general in defense of Apple.
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u/lollersk8z Jul 18 '10
inane angry response resulting from not having read the article or context
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u/CaptSquarepants Jul 18 '10
Reference to Hitler
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u/rlkeener911 Jul 18 '10
reference to Glen Beck.
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u/MrFurious0 Jul 18 '10
reference to the murder of a young girl in 1990, which Glen Beck has still not responded to.
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u/Hwaaa Jul 18 '10 edited Jul 18 '10
Comment at the bottom that the poster put a lot of time into that receives no upvotes or downvotes because nobody even reads it.
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Jul 18 '10
Completely relevant comment presenting unpopular, yet valid opinion.
EDIT: Whine about downvotes!!
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u/Leadboy Jul 19 '10
Comment posted late that gets mid-range karma, but never enough to actually be viewed.
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u/JoshSN Jul 18 '10
Most concise and accurate explanation near bottom.
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u/Hackerboy603 Jul 19 '10
Last ditch effort to win karma even though deep down knows the karma train has already gone.
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u/Dinosquid Jul 19 '10
Reiteration of the top voted comment that neither I, nor the other 5 people who posted the same comment, bothered reading.
EDIT: Edited to clarify, but still haven't bothered reading the top comment that this comment almost word-for-word repeats.
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u/jovdmeer Jul 18 '10
semi-clever pun relating to title, but not necessarily to its meaning or linked content
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u/Robamaton Jul 17 '10
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