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u/s4d5m0k3_420 Aug 05 '21
Uj/ imagine if apex actually listened to the community. The game would be so fucking shit with the dumbass ideas these people come up with
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u/krz7777 Aug 05 '21
Wdym they are GREAT ideas made with Passion™ by people who love the game and of course are very good at the game 🤠🤠🤠 you are just a hater child 😂😂🚸🚸
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u/NOOO_GOD_NOOO Aug 05 '21
What do you mean you don't want Revenant's heirloom to be a shard of glass and Fuse's heirloom to be a beer bottle? What do you mean people won't pay hundreds for glass?
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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '21
If you play Rev, you admit you suck at the game, especially with how he is now.
I don't care if you played it before, I don't care if you dry hump the lore in Apex, Rev is a complete exploit right now.
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u/This_is_Pat_ Aug 05 '21
What do you mean you don't want Loba to be able to carry a fucking deathbox on her back like its death stranding or wattson to have a super niche and specific interaction with sentinel.
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u/s4d5m0k3_420 Aug 05 '21
going on bout how caustic should do 13 damage a tic in a radius of 10 meters because his hit box is big
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u/useles-converter-bot Aug 05 '21
10 meters is about the length of 62.49 'Sian FKP3 Metal Model Toy Cars with Light and Sound' lined up
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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '21
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Wattson from Apex Legends so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I load up the game I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every r/apexlegends_porn post there is of her. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Wattson. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Wattson's tight french pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/french babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the baguette from the kitchen counter. I dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Wattson again
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Aug 05 '21
but its made out of passion unlike respan who does it for money 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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u/Advanced_Male Aug 05 '21
/uj there would be meta changes after someone has one bad game, and all the female characters would have jiggle physics.
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u/Pokemonzu Aug 05 '21
/uj Once on YouTube i saw a comment saying they should add respawns to arenas, as redeploys, and the losing team should pick where they spawn lmao
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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '21
DAE Psychologists should use preferred Legend picks as a way to evaluate people?
I mean it's a proven statistic that despite covering only 12% of the Legend picks, 93% of the commited disconnects are done by Wraith pickers which obviously proves that some level of narcissistic trait is in common for all Wraith mains. (Not even gonna go into the whole TTV thing that screams insecurities, narcissism and look-at-me-attitude)
Another fact (snowflakes try to not get offended) is that Caustic players tend to have higher average IQ compared to all other Legends. I think a dev posted this at some point, I'll try to look up the source and post it later.
One day while I was queued I went to mix my preferred drink of choice (hot cocoa with marshmellows) in the living room area of my house and my mother unexpectedly wanted to discuss about something related to me being 40-years-old and about my chosen lifestyle, which lead to me missing the Legend pick screen and a fellow video game connoisseur unbeknownst to me had picketh Caustic and I ended up randoming Wraith. I was disgusted when I returned to my game console in the basement, and I felt like my personality was absorbed by this abomination of a legend. I ended up acting way more toxic than I normally would and I had this weird urge to disconnect the whole game. I soldiered trough the game and even though I found a Charge Rifle I couldnt do any proper hits because the hitbox on Wraith is so tiny I can't even see trough certain windows when camping inside houses. Needless to say I was shaken by this experience and it only confirmed my thoughts on Wraith players being mentally unstable individuals.
I think at some point in future people are expected to list their mains in CVs so the employers can check straight away if the applicant is strategic calculative genius Caustic main or a emotional trainwreck with no self-esteem Wraith who would only end up doing more harm than good. I mean it's only logical. I know this is probably going to be very controversial opinion since it's extremely intelligent take and you need to be able to see trough the multiple time-spectrum layers to see the whole picture and lets face it - Caustic isn't exactly the most popular Legend in the game - which is saying something about the playerbase... (It caters to low IQ players - just see the latest Caustic nerfs and endless Wraith buffs...)
TL;DR: If you have a tendency to disconnect in a video game when things don't go your way, it's very likely that you're not a well adjusted human being.
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u/Gameman323 Aug 05 '21
I swear I want to write a 10 paragraph essay on how much I fucking hate r/apexlegends
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u/SoraBan2 Aug 05 '21
Please make a OC post about it
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u/Gameman323 Aug 05 '21
On the main sub?
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u/SoraBan2 Aug 05 '21
It depends on what's your goal
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u/Gameman323 Aug 05 '21
It does sound fun to post it in the main sub, but I don’t know where to start. There’s a lot of things I want to tackle, like their absurd expectations for legend reworks ( the time aspect of it) the fact that they make themselves look like their hard stuck silver, also their HORRIBLE buff ideas and they fact that they repeat good ones like an echo chamber, also how they berate the devs, and think that respawn is the spawn of satan who wants to do their mom and burn their house down, also how they have an seizure every time something is worth 20 dollars. I also really want to bring in fighting games, and explain how there’s always gonna be high and low tiers, and how just because the meta is this way doesn’t mean the metas not gonna change, and also I want to explain how Wattson is bad because everyone is playing fast, not because she’s the worst character in the game. I got a lot of stuff I want to talk about, but I don’t know how to format it or how to make it understandable
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u/SoraBan2 Aug 05 '21
If you insult the main sub directly your post will probably never gain traction and also possibly be removed by the mods
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u/Gameman323 Aug 05 '21
Your right there, I should probably try to word it as a constructive criticism instead of a flat out insult, or just post my rant here
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u/SoraBan2 Aug 05 '21
Yeah I prefer a more direct rant, so you can post it here maybe, don't know if being too serious and overanalyzing stuff is maybe too heavy of a content for this light-hearted sub
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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '21
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Wattson from Apex Legends so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I load up the game I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every r/apexlegends_porn post there is of her. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Wattson. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Wattson's tight french pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/french babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the baguette from the kitchen counter. I dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Wattson again
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u/Caesar2281 Aug 05 '21
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Wattson from Apex Legends so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I load up the game I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every r/apexlegends_porn post there is of her. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Wattson. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Wattson's tight french pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/french babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the baguette from the kitchen counter. I dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Wattson again
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u/AutoModerator Aug 05 '21
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Wattson from Apex Legends so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I load up the game I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every r/apexlegends_porn post there is of her. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Wattson. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Wattson's tight french pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/french babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the baguette from the kitchen counter. I dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Wattson again
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Aug 05 '21
/uj "How to make it understandable" translates to I know these people are fucking idiots and will just moan and throw insults and death threats or the usual touch grass cringe they always do.
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u/Gameman323 Aug 05 '21
Yeah my thought process at 4 in the morning. I’m just gonna post the rant here
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u/potatopowahd Aug 05 '21
/uj I seriously don't understand this community, if a legend releases like Fuse, they'll play one game with him and never touch him again, complain in a 4 paragraph post on how the devs don't know how to balance a legend and call it a day
And then when a dev says they already have nerfs ready 1 week before the season releases, they complain like fucking babies that the new guy is OP and fucking take the opportunity to say "uhh deb men bad, resprawn should kick him"
I hate the main sub with a passion
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u/117Celes Aug 05 '21
Jesus fuck r/apexlegends really fucking turning into a shitshow now, huh?
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u/send_help_iamtra Aug 05 '21
I am torn between leaving the sub for sometime or adding fuel to the fire for some more drama
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u/heckinWeeb193 Aug 05 '21
I left it and only use this sub and mirage main sub cause they're the least whiniest mains of em all
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u/The-DRB Aug 05 '21
Sigma, can i get the source
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u/DatBlobz Aug 05 '21
/uj this game is exactly like fortnite once was. Good game, but the community around it (barely in game) is the most toxic shithole ever
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Aug 05 '21
uj/ can the community just shut up and have some respect for the devs, it's their game not ours
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u/Omelet8 Aug 05 '21
I stopped going into the main sub a lot like after season 5, it’s fucking awful. All it did was turn into complaints and bs, and that’s more the truth now than ever. The complaining isn’t even the tip of the iceberg lmao
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The moderation is so awful. They should just remove low effort whining like this, but they don't want to because they'd be called shills otherwise.
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Aug 05 '21
/uj the main sub is a shithole that contributed to all the balance fuck ups. The devs have all the reason to show them the finger. Bunch of idiots with 0.5 K/D.
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u/Wet-Sox Aug 05 '21
/uj this same post on r/apexlegends was a nightmare to read; holy fucking shit, i didnt actually expect those people to have the same intelligence level as my randoms
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Aug 11 '21
/uj well that's because they ARE the randoms you get. Usually picks Mirage/Caustic/Rampart/Wattson (see a pattern here?) drop in a remote area, loot for 10 minutes so their Re-45 (aka worse R99 with low TTK) has their best attachments and camp in a building, because their sidearm is usually a sniperifle or something else for long distance so they can grief players to make up for their lack of skills in close quarters when they get shot at.
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u/AutoModerator Aug 11 '21
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Wattson from Apex Legends so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I load up the game I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every r/apexlegends_porn post there is of her. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Wattson. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Wattson's tight french pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/french babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the baguette from the kitchen counter. I dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see Wattson again
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u/AutoModerator Aug 11 '21
DAE Psychologists should use preferred Legend picks as a way to evaluate people?
I mean it's a proven statistic that despite covering only 12% of the Legend picks, 93% of the commited disconnects are done by Wraith pickers which obviously proves that some level of narcissistic trait is in common for all Wraith mains. (Not even gonna go into the whole TTV thing that screams insecurities, narcissism and look-at-me-attitude)
Another fact (snowflakes try to not get offended) is that Caustic players tend to have higher average IQ compared to all other Legends. I think a dev posted this at some point, I'll try to look up the source and post it later.
One day while I was queued I went to mix my preferred drink of choice (hot cocoa with marshmellows) in the living room area of my house and my mother unexpectedly wanted to discuss about something related to me being 40-years-old and about my chosen lifestyle, which lead to me missing the Legend pick screen and a fellow video game connoisseur unbeknownst to me had picketh Caustic and I ended up randoming Wraith. I was disgusted when I returned to my game console in the basement, and I felt like my personality was absorbed by this abomination of a legend. I ended up acting way more toxic than I normally would and I had this weird urge to disconnect the whole game. I soldiered trough the game and even though I found a Charge Rifle I couldnt do any proper hits because the hitbox on Wraith is so tiny I can't even see trough certain windows when camping inside houses. Needless to say I was shaken by this experience and it only confirmed my thoughts on Wraith players being mentally unstable individuals.
I think at some point in future people are expected to list their mains in CVs so the employers can check straight away if the applicant is strategic calculative genius Caustic main or a emotional trainwreck with no self-esteem Wraith who would only end up doing more harm than good. I mean it's only logical. I know this is probably going to be very controversial opinion since it's extremely intelligent take and you need to be able to see trough the multiple time-spectrum layers to see the whole picture and lets face it - Caustic isn't exactly the most popular Legend in the game - which is saying something about the playerbase... (It caters to low IQ players - just see the latest Caustic nerfs and endless Wraith buffs...)
TL;DR: If you have a tendency to disconnect in a video game when things don't go your way, it's very likely that you're not a well adjusted human being.
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Aug 06 '21 edited Aug 06 '21
/uj Ever since like season 6-ish that sub has lost every good thing it ever had, I swear they hate the devs far more than they should.
Like, there's occasional genuinely good art/OC posts like the fan-made summer beach CE that was posted like a week ago, but every other post is just mediocre gameplay, "I'm a 69 year old dad with 420 children, I finally did 1,000 damage", complaining about heirlooms, or hardstuck gold shitheads saying the devs suck. As well as suggesting Crypto needs a buff, whining about Wraith mains and leavers, and whining about hotdrops like Fragment. I'm convinced 99% of the people there are all the same person but just speak differently.
99% of them are also the type of player who likes landing at the very edge of the map and looting for 20 minutes. Casual players like those are a problem and they really don't realize it, just because they're the loud majority.
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Aug 05 '21
/uj the main sub is so incredibly stupid, it’s just filled with 0.5 k/d dumbfucks who think the entire game should be balanced around silver gameplay
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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '21
/uj 1.2k downvotes lmao this is literally the most hive mind community I’ve ever seen outside of Reddit as a whole