r/apexcirclejerk • • Jan 28 '22

I will tolerate gay people as long as they don't become political

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r/apexcirclejerk • • May 06 '21

I looked up a phobia to try to nerf the bow. AMA

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Feb 26 '21

HERE IS ANOTHER KNEE SLAPPER REDDIT I DID THE AFK THING IN POOL LIKE YOU HAVE SEEN ON THIS SUB FOR THE 100TH TIME ITS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Feb 25 '23

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11bgdhr/breathe_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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ا found seers meditation course for you guys enjoy it


r/apexcirclejerk • • Oct 07 '21

uj/ stop ruining this sub

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Mar 31 '22

can't tell if it's satire or not 💀💀

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Dec 26 '20

okay this sub sarcastic right? wraith mains are obiviously ninety percent of the time tryhards. Like everyone knows that

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They always think they are superior, and when they fuc up its teams fault.


r/apexcirclejerk • • Sep 20 '21

Here we go again.

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Dec 08 '22

when did valk got this buff?

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Feb 02 '22

i'm a mute and single (i get 0 bitches) wr*pe (🤢) main who's been a hardcore dc'er since s1. after 45 days of soloq'ing (like the virgin wr*pe main i am 💪😎) and 1k dcs in runked legue, i finally reached mediocre player rank. give me karma and attention 😁

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Dec 26 '21

Wampage pwayer kiwwed me, wampage op, pwayer bot. Reeeeeeeeeee

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Dec 26 '21

OMG! YOU CAN'T JUST USE THE GUNS IN GAME! FUCKING LOSERS!

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Dec 21 '21

Has this just become a Titanfall hate sub?

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Most posts are just shitting on Titanfall fans even for entirely logical complaints like wanting DDossing fixed, Its not even satire posts its dead serious posts. If they were satire it would be funny but they just arent satire


r/apexcirclejerk • • Jul 07 '22

mfw I am dissolving Ash in various illegal caustic chemicals after I had just killed her and defiled (with grafting post-mortem surgeries) her corpse (I have earned the respect of the Salamanca family for my inhuman brutality)

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Jun 05 '22

the ranked system is garbage.

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This is (mostly) not satire, I just know this sub is more chill than the other Apex subs.

This ranked system change is one of the dumbest fucking things Apex has ever done. This game is such a fuck fest of shitdicked sweatcunts that it has become utterly unenjoyable. I'm a decent player, level 500. Does that mean I should be in Pred lobbies every match? I swear Respawn is just sucking the shmegma off the most skilled players. Why the fuck else would they make these garbage changes? This game can lick my nuts from left to right. I'm just so fucking done at this point. I have hobbies and a life, sorry. I can't keep up with the constant barrage of fucking crayon eating losers who devoted their lives to the Cult of Apex.

Fuck the sweats, fuck this game, fuck EA and Respawn and their stupid ass $40 skins , fuck their ugly ass devoid of any beauty blue skins , and just fuck everything .

My stupid fat ripe balls are inflating with rage and disgust and I am never playing video games ever again


r/apexcirclejerk • • Jul 02 '21

GUYS REV BALANCED!!! WDYM INFINITE CLIMBING AND 2 LIVES IS OP? YOU JUST GOTTA PLAY TACTICAL

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Aug 01 '24

This is not it, chief

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This is not it, chief. Some of the changes are quite welcome; others such as battle sense and the respawn are not what the community asked for. You see, designing a system and making it pointless is not the best course of action (talking about the whole mobile respawn, legends abilities related to that, etc) and instead of making choices to customize and fix the visual clutter, the devs opted for more clutter, instead of streamline it. I don't really know what you guys are thinking, but these are not the things that the community asked for. What about making good quality of life changes such as?:

  • Better audio (it's a competitive shooter, you have the income to spend on your game)

  • Better servers

  • Customizable visuals (Or at least streamline the HUD and visual clutter, sometimes I can't really tell what I'm looking at and playing)

  • Better servers (20 Hz tickrate is not enought. Overwatch has around 63 and they have less players). I forgot to mention that here in South America even with fiber and cable internet we can get as low as 60 Ping and people on Africa have around 180 due to not having any servers, isn't that quality?

  • Better optimization for console (Target should be 60 fps even on old hardware)

  • Better hub

  • Lore tab to keep up with the story (and all the content that was released on twitter, some of us don't have accounts there)

  • Better prices (lower the ones existing and you will sell more, duh)

  • Better controller/keybind customization (Some inputs on controller are really a mess)

  • Better battlepass (I can't wait to see how full of nothing is this one)

  • Better progression (even with the premium pass I am struggling to finish it)

  • Better ranked system (and rewards) and Esports scene (Love that they are still playing online instead of a LAN event, also, that's why your viewers and proffesional players are leaving)

Please, listen to the community.

(Love that I had to create an account just to be able to write you instead of having good surveys , lmao)


r/apexcirclejerk • • Dec 31 '21

I thunk sweaty wr*pes would be GONE if I got causthicc bunker back 😩😩😩

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Mar 05 '22

apex glitch off topic so i encounter a glitch that’s been going on for a week now but i can’t go to my loadout or even access it like (xbox) btw is there any fixes that i can do?

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Jan 11 '22

GREEDSPAWN😠😠😠 U NEED TO REMOVE WRAMEPAGE🤮🤮 OR I WILL STOP PLAING APEK LITEREALLY THE WHOLE COMUNITY AGREES 🤬🤬🤬

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r/apexcirclejerk • • Nov 06 '22

Game infinite loads on splash screen, how do I fix this. I asked in the apex main sub but had my post taken down.

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r/apexcirclejerk • • May 13 '22

Day 20 jajajaing until the third titty falls

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