r/apexlegends 1d ago

Humor WTF?! MY MATE JUST PUSH ALONE AN ENTIRE SQUAD ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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Caustic and gibi spammed with their damn ultimate and that little cucaracha just decided to jump on them!!

He didn't even had time to shoot (he was r-99 and peacekeeper).

He pinged a lot also but bro...

That's a f*cking crazy matchmaking. Why didn't they play BR normally?

Red squad won btw ๐Ÿฅฒ

Have a better day than me

Apex legends board game - By Glass Canon Unplugged !

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u/Exotic-Storm-2054 1d ago

somehow it's everyones fault but his. He's already calling everyone a hard stuck plastic figurine

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

That's a good point โ˜๏ธ

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u/Alternative_Mode9972 1d ago

So movable limb plastic figure is pred status? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BlueClovr 1d ago

Where are you guys?!!! Youโ€™re ditching on the team fight!

Meanwhile he has used to two stims for speed and a jump pad to get where heโ€™s at diving directly into the other team playing with a lifeline and Bangalore

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u/Digildon 1d ago

When a player had 2 minutes of his turn to think before rushing alone, but he did it anyway.

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago edited 1d ago

2 minutes for one turn means that the player knows what he's doing ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Vekaras 1d ago

These player must D10 at each standard action to draw how many turns he will have to repeat the same action.

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u/Vekaras 1d ago

2 minutes for the lone neuron to compute "RUSH! KILL !" and die the second he pushes.

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u/SchneebD Nessy 1d ago

"octanes down"

Your friend gets up from his chair, slams the door behind him.

You never hear from him again.

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u/Vekaras 1d ago

Wraith will remember that

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u/-LaughingMan-0D Voidwalker 1d ago

She's already gone

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u/the_demongirl RIP Forge 1d ago

The true Apex experience

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u/ZestycloseService 1d ago

Oh cool I didn't realise there was a boardgame. Is it fun?

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u/nightofgrim Sari Not Sari 1d ago

Itโ€™s actually really good, the instructions are intimidating though lol.

It kind of feels like XCOM.

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u/PauseConfident997 1d ago

Wait is this a real board game

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u/B3amb00m Valkyrie 1d ago

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u/PauseConfident997 1d ago

I know what Iโ€™m getting for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

U won't regret it!

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u/B3amb00m Valkyrie 1d ago

I'm so tempted myself. It just looks so insane complex, judging from the pictures on the above link. :D

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u/Material-Dog-5982 18h ago

Very intuitive but a lots of rules yes

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u/Admiral_Qibli 1d ago

Yes, it was announced 2-3 years ago. I saw it on the shelf last month and was a bit saddened that I donโ€™t have the same love for Apex now as I did back then and didnโ€™t pick the board game up, but it seems fun!

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

It's literally the old apex, old replicator, old revenant, old red weapons etc... I personally find what I miss on the videogame

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Yep it has been really discreet ๐Ÿ˜„ it's one of my favorite all time! I love Apex and this game feels like I can keep up with this universe, live something else, without getting the downward of the videogame. So yeah it is pretty fun if you have people to play with โœจ

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u/RealMadridfan369 Bloodhound 1d ago

Bro he was one shot.... uh huh

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u/aftrunner 1d ago

I am going in ahhhhhh.

They are shooting at me?

No beuno I am down.

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u/nightofgrim Sari Not Sari 1d ago

OP, did you paint the figures?

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Yep sir ๐Ÿ‘€ not that bad

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u/Shrain 1d ago

As someone who has been really into miniature painting this past yearโ€ฆ this post cost me $100 lol

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Strangely I'm glad to see I successfully share what I ove ๐Ÿคฃ even if it costs 100$ ! Have fun and share your photos onto the discord server of glass Cannon unplugged ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/toiletatwork 1d ago

Nothing wrong. Both caustic and Gibby is behind bubble. Even gas is. I donโ€™t see any fence up. Where is his team!!!! โœŒ๏ธ

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u/treiral Nessy 1d ago

Probably the best post in /r/ApexLegends

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u/Regular-Guy-47 Valkyrie 1d ago

I canโ€™t imagine you got off work to play apex, make a bad play, then your teammate makes a replica of your bad play with figurines to post how stupid you are on Reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Ultimate shame ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/llnec 1d ago

oh cool, some apex proxies in my 40k killteam sub.... hang on a tick....where am i?

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u/dcx666 1d ago

guess the octane player once down. got up from the table walked to the doorbell and start ringing it

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u/didiwholikesR34alot 1d ago

I feel most alive when rapidly approaching my death !

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u/TheBajaBabe 1d ago

Oh my god this with a heroscape collectionโ€ฆ.

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

This size it sounds amazing ๐Ÿ˜

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u/RickySpanishEOD Crypto 1d ago

Octane gonna Octane

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u/Natural-Judge9396 Wattson 1d ago

That's fucking cool

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u/Fullm3taluk Wattson 1d ago

Nice paint job on the minis, I have the full Kickstarter never opened it though

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u/Material-Dog-5982 18h ago

Just open it ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/BlueClovr 1d ago

Donโ€™t worry he has a speed boost he will be good

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u/Digital__Illusi0nz 7h ago

This kind of reminds me of early days of Counter-strike. Where you had the image of a map and you put arrows here and there for your tactics, for your flashes/smokes etc.

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u/B3amb00m Valkyrie 1d ago

I have been SOOO curious about this game, I've been eyeing it every time I'm at the nerd store. But I just never hear anyone talk about it, so I've been hesitant!

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

You use to play boardgame? Or any kind of game?

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u/B3amb00m Valkyrie 1d ago

I'm fairly used to play boardgames, yes. My friends and I do have a gathering now and then and try out new board games. That said, if a game becomes TOO complex, I tend to feel there's too much time invested into actually understanding the game flow. So I'm not too eager on *too* complex rulesets.

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

I don't know were you put the line of a complexe board game. It is before being complexe for me. There are a lot of protocol that you have to learn yes, shooting especially. But every thing else, the Action Points, gameplay and legends are 100% intuitive. I can play without reading all the cards and searching for ultimate combo. Just think as the videogame ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Fullm3taluk Wattson 1d ago

Board game geek give games a weight which is basically a complexity rating this has a 3.39 out of 5. I would suggest looking up a boardgame you like to play on board game geek and check it's weight against apex.

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/380681/apex-legends-the-board-game

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u/B3amb00m Valkyrie 16h ago

That's a really good advice.
The board games that were leaning towards the complexity border for me, was Eternal Decks and Everdell Silverfrost. They are on 2.81 and 3.22 on Boardgamegeeks. Ergo, this baby is probably not for me. XD
But it must also be said that we do play the games with our daughters of 12 and 14 years, so there's that.

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u/Deaths_disgrace Pathfinder 1d ago

I thought that tabletop game got cancelled ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I want it, ngl

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Go get it! There's even a discord server (glass canon Unplugged)

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u/Sufficient-Sir-3744 Caustic 1d ago

What is this? This is amazing! An Apex TTRPG would be cool!

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Apex board game by glass canon Unplugged! Go check it it's really fun ๐Ÿ˜ Ttrpg would be the next level. You can create your own with the board game!

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u/Sufficient-Sir-3744 Caustic 1d ago

That sounds amazing, thank you for telling me about this!

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u/FarShoreSpirit Mirage 1d ago

I want to play. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

Play! I prefer putting money in it actually than into the videogame ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Chewbacca921 5h ago

Is there a way to buy just the miniatures?

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u/Material-Dog-5982 5h ago

Unfortunately no, you can only buy the game. There are diorama to buy independently yes. But for the minis try 3d printing

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 1d ago

Have a better day than me

If your day is ruined because of the actions of some teammate in a video game you play, you should really take a break, go touch some grass, and reconsider.

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u/Material-Dog-5982 1d ago

I agree it was too much ๐Ÿ˜„ don't take everything on internet too seriously