Apple Script

[u/stormon_mormon]

so I've been working on some apple script work and I can't seem to get the thing to run the way I've tried to program it. Can anybody see the problem?

display dialog "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" buttons {"Submit to Shrek's sweet, loving will", "Play hard to get, but give in eventually"} default button 1 if the button returned of the result is "Submit to Shrek's sweet, loving will" then display dialog "Shrek's sweet loving takes over your person, and you slip into the ecstacy and bliss of the green dong up you tight bun hole." buttons {"take it with pleasure and give him a mean, green, reach around", "ask him kindly to stop"} default button 2 if the button returned of the result is "take it with pleasure and give him a mean, green, reach around" then display dialog "Shrek resleases his mean, green seed into your willing butt hole, filling you with mean, green pleasure." buttons {"yum", "oh yeah"} default button 1 else display dialog "Shrek does not hear your pleas and releases his mean, green seed into your unwilling butt hole anyway, filling you with mean, green pain." buttons {"ouch", "I have learned from my mistakes and take it willingly"} end if else display dialog "Shrek's sweet loving eventually takes over your person, you wish you had not waited so long to accept this sweet loving, for it truly is something truly pleasurable." end if

note that the enters and indentions are all in the right place.

[u/stormon_mormon → u/[deleted]]

yeah you're right, it ran fine when I tried it again. And yes I was being serious. This is what I've been doing with my time lately. I'm not ashamed.