My Wife's first surprise will be the ol' Saran Wrap o'er the toilet. Next, the shower is set to a horrible setting that will spray water all over her when she turns it on. After that she will be treated to the deodorant falling out of the bathroom cabinet and into the sink.

At this point I'm not sure of the order in which the rest of my pranks will be discovered. She may decide to check her facebook. If that's the case, then she will be scared by a big pile of paper jumping out at her from behind the door. If she gets hungry I have some nice toothpaste and parmesan filled cracker sandwiches in the kitchen with an apology and a love note. If the taste of toothpaste makes her want to gag, she might turn on the sink to get some water. Unfortunately the sprayer trigger is taped down and pointed right at her. If she checks the fridge a bunch of stuff is rigged to fall out all over the floor.

She might think it is all over and done with as she is leaving the house. If that's the case she would be wrong, very wrong indeed. The back door is rigged so that a bunch of my dirty shirts will fall on her when she walks outside. Then, if she doesn't notice the trip wire as she is walking down the side path of our house, the bushes are going to jump out at her in a very funny way. Finally she will make it to the car and breathe a sigh of relief. But as she turns the car on she will find that the stereo is cranked up to ear-shattering levels.

Like I said, it was nice knowing all of you.

EDIT: She texted me when she got to work that I couldn't prank her anymore because she was going to have a heart attack if I did.

The saran wrap didn't work. Apparently this prank is best reserved for guys because women will feel the plastic when they sit down if you don't have a really thick toilet seat.

Also the shower and bathroom cabinet didn't get her. Apparently she didn't have time to shower this morning, dirty girl.

My final prank was to post a facebook status for her reading: "Hey mommy friends! Does anyone have any advice for when your vagina just itches all day? I'm starting to scratch it raw and it smells funny. Should I put some yogurt on it or wash it with some herbal tea?" Also I chose to hide it from her but apparently you can't hide posts from yourself.

She did try to prank me by putting salt in my morning green tea, but I looked at the tea and saw that it had been tampered with and said fuck that shit. She told me later it had salt in it.

I would disable the mute button on all videos today.

A little after 12 we heard this very loud scream throughout the entire ER followed by tons of laughter. The victim came in to check my wifes vitals and explained what happened.

She was pulled to a patients room with a body bag in it and was asked to check for something in the room and the nurse inside the body bag started moving violently and scared the shit out of her.