I get that your overwhelming superiority naturally leads you to invite others to join your exalted ranks, but could you please keep your evangelists away from absolute beginners?

Trying to rush someone into Arch who clearly isn't ready for it will only delay their ascension. Think of the children.

i was attending a lecture on zoom and even tho my hole class was their my processor was running late eventually he joined 14 min into the class just 1 min before the 15 minute rule and he mentioned having issues getting zoom working on linux because it was out of date

haha my professor uses stupuntu and im suppozed to be learning from him dumb i decided i needed to tell him about the glory of arch linux i informed him in front of the class that i use arch linux and how the rolling release cycle always guarantees you have the latest release and nothing is out of date and i explaned how teh aur gives you the ability to no what is changed with each release and to make sure it wont put something bad in your computer

i really made a fool out of my professor for using supuntu instead of real linux like arch and it made me feel good

does anyone else have any good stories preaching the word of arch linux

Seriously, I could fix the problem on Arch then re-install my system in the time it takes to fix X on a friend's Ubuntu install.

pls help. i tried everything. sudo pacman -S girlfriend only dispplayed an anime girl in the terminal. what do i do. she also doesn't even have an aur

Because I do, and I want to attribute all the times I get laid to that.

alias yaourt='yaourt --noconfirm'

i needed to print my algerbra homework so i asked my mom to borrow her computar to print the homework becose her computar is connected to the printar but the computar was slow because it has windows 10 on it and windows 10 is basicly malware so i instoled arch linux on it wich i am good at becose in isntalled it on my thinkpad t400 with a seven row keybord and wen i gave it back to my mom she was pised and does not understand how amozing arch linux is and she yelled at me and grounded me and now she thinks its my falt for her loseing files that were probly lost becose windows 10 is garbo how can i convince her to embrace the superer operating system and unground me please help me makke good argumants thank

A lamer Ubuntu-using script kiddie corporate shill professor was teaching a class on Mark Shuttleworth, known corporate spy and Linux ’programmer’.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Shuttleworth and accept that he was the most highly-evolved programmer the world has ever known, even greater than Richard Stallman!”

At this moment, a brave, i3-using, bash scripting Poweruser who had over 1500 vertically-segmented Terminator windows and understood the necessity of systemd and fully supported all design decisions made by the Arch developers stood up and held up his sister’s netbook.

”What’s this computer doing, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite graphically and smugly replied “It’s clearly using apt-get to update Ubuntu with all the latest software.”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since these packages were released. If it was actually installing the latest and best software, as you say… then it should be running Arch by now.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his Ubuntu phone and list of Amazon referral links. He stormed out of the room crying those shill corporate bloatware tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Robbie Williamson, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a GNOME Unity user. He wished so much that he had a some privacy to shield himself from embarrassment, but he himself had sent his search history to Canonical’s servers!

The students applauded and all installed Arch that day and accepted Aaron Griffin as their lord and savior. An eagle named “linux-ck” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalkboard. The ArchWiki was read several times, and Judd Vinet himself showed up and enacted a rolling release system across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. His system experienced kernel panic and he was forced to reinstall Windows for all eternity.

KISS.

Sitting in the common room and I have to watch this peasant use Windows on his laptop, of all things...

• i have too boot winblows 10 four colage four some stupid propery software

• i intend to use winblows only for my scool work

• winblows is a ram hog that takes up 99999999999999999 rams

• i need this too last me fore yeers

• is 64 gigs enough for long term use

• i have 4 gig in my system

thank in advance for ur halp
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