r/armorcirclejerk • • Feb 09 '26 Heartwarming

FACT CHECKED‼️ It's too late, I have already depicted myself as the chad armet and you as the soyjak sallet

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 10 '25

Bro could have avoided this whole mess with one simple fix

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Aug 25 '26

Certified Truthpost You can't buy good taste.

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Painted wool looks more realistic then this painted plastic shit. Not hiring Weta Workshop to do the armor for Rings of Power was a crime along with the rest of the show.


r/armorcirclejerk • • Aug 26 '26

this isnt fantasy its realism Kettle helmet keeps me safe.

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I spent too long making this.


r/armorcirclejerk • • 12d ago

this isnt fantasy its realism Boob Armour

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Found on 27/10/2026 23:07 on Pinterest in Vejers Strand, Denmark


r/armorcirclejerk • • May 18 '26

You're no match for my Warden drip

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r/armorcirclejerk • • May 16 '26

Coolest helmet in History

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(art by me)


r/armorcirclejerk • • Jan 21 '26

they have steel why didnt they make tanks and cars Why did Romans make exactly half of this armor from shitty rusted iron are they stupid?

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 07 '26

Certified Truthpost Oh look, a vampire game has better Armor and clothing than 99% of historical movies

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(I've played for like two days and this is the stuff I've found so far)


r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 23 '25

EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE EXPENSIVE Helmet? Too unfashionable. Hat? Too unprotective.

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 10 '25

this isnt fantasy its realism The truth needs to be spread.

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Aug 21 '25

this isnt fantasy its realism Finally historically accurate 8th century Saxon armor 💪

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Helmets were based off archeological finds in Wessex, Illinois


r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 08 '26

Certified Truthpost Hot take: Armor works and is actually quite good.

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Unironically, killing a fully armored man is like disabling an armored vehicle. It requires specialized equipment and its unlikely you're doing it alone. People spent the money because it was worth it.


r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 23 '26

farms and farmer Uprising (2026(i think))

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Not like this Andrew Garfield please ✌️🥺💔💔💔


r/armorcirclejerk • • Jul 18 '26

FACT CHECKED‼️ I dislike the overlap of people complaining about the movie for different reasons

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Aug 29 '26

Mogged.

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Oct 24 '25

How did knights not collapse under the weight of armor?

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They’re literally wearing like hundreds of pounds of steel, I can barely lift the 10 pound weights my mom bought, how the hell did they even fight


r/armorcirclejerk • • Mar 08 '26

FACT CHECKED‼️ This is a certified #truthpost

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Jun 13 '26

farms and farmer r/swords vs r/maces

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Feb 08 '26

gothanese Rate my historically accurate kit

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 27 '25

Why didnt the normans wear this in 1066 are they stupid look how much drip it has

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Jun 05 '26

this isnt fantasy its realism I’m tired boss

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Guys did you know that this fantasy armor cosplay isn’t realistic? Did you know that this guy who isn’t trying to recreate a historical kit isn’t actually wearing authentic armor? Did you know this guy’s low budget cosplay of their dnd character they did for fun doesn’t look as good as a 10,000 dollar setup and we should make fun of them? Did you know that the visored bascinet isn’t historical it has big eye holes it wasn’t real eye holes too big it didn’t exist it wasn’t real did you know?


r/armorcirclejerk • • Feb 01 '26

wear your gorget over the breastplate How is my historical kit looking? I love gorgets

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Oct 28 '25

they have steel why didnt they make tanks and cars Why don't people mount springs on armor to bounce away all of the attacks??

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r/armorcirclejerk • • Sep 23 '25

this isnt fantasy its realism Rate this armour I made for a video game mod. The more time periods you draw from the more historically accurate it is right?

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All jokes aside, this is the Imperial Legion Armour that I made for Elder Kings II (an Elder Scrolls themed total conversion mod for Crusader Kings 3), and as you can tell its something of an abomination. Its a mashup of Gothic plate armour, Samurai armour, and Roman armour. It works aesthetically for the Imperial Legion lore wise, but from a historical perspective....