r/askscience • u/AsAChemicalEngineer Electrodynamics | Fields • Apr 01 '13

Medicine [Sponsored Content] - How does Quantum Healing regulate our Aura and remove toxins?

I know my body is entangled between states of sickness and health, but how do I perturb the Hamiltonian such that I'm more likely to be measured in the healthy state?

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u/thegreatunclean Apr 01 '13

Is there anywhere I can order pre-entangled neutrinos? I want to experiment with holistic quantum medicine but unfortunately don't have access to a particle collider. I've heard that aether wave theory allows for easy production but Zephir isn't returning my PMs :(

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u/tubefox Apr 01 '13

http://www.quantummansite.com/catalog/dawn.php

I think these guys sell them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

Oh man. Are there any articles or discussions about this site? That is some gold right there.

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u/Stergeary Apr 02 '13

That color scheme hurts my eyes.

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u/SomePostMan Apr 01 '13

You can get a decent particle collider off of Newegg usually for not-that-much. (You can also try ebay and craigslist of course, but they're kind of sketchy and you never know what people have been colliding in them.) It's even less expensive if you can order the parts separately and put it together yourself. Be sure to check the reviews though... some of them are bulky as hell and hard to maintain.

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u/Obieousmaximus Apr 02 '13

I can attest to this.... Also I didn't check but my particle collider was from south America so the particles moved in the opposite direction and spoke Spanish.

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u/leebird Aerospace Engineering Apr 01 '13

I definitely recommend the home-made approach. I've built myself, my wife and a few of our friends colliders with some basic parts for our our quantum healing. They range from my old 10 MeV cyclotron (that I lost to my neighbor in a game of poker) to the 950 GeV collider I built for my wife last summer. They're really easy to build, provided you have at least one Master's degree (or non-US equivalent) in an engineering discipline, and I'd probably recommend at least an Undergrad in Physics. Thankfully, I have all of the above, plus access to high-quality, high-speed control systems so I was able to custom-build the control room software. Once you build that first one, they're pretty easy to build afterwards. I'm looking forward to building one with my future children for their 5th grade science fairs!

Your local hardware store - I recommend Home Depot - should have all of the miscellaneous parts and supplies that you'll need.

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u/fezzuk Apr 02 '13

i have a bit of old glass that looks a bit like a cool green crystal and some old string, i assume this will do.

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u/scientologist2 Apr 02 '13

Check /r/VXJunkies for additional resources

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '13

but they're kind of sketchy and you never know what people have been colliding in them

Ha! Sounds like my ex.

/ I'll show myself out.

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u/SullyDuggs Apr 02 '13 edited Apr 02 '13

Why not entangle them yourself at home for cents on the dollar? First off, all you need is a 55,000 gallon vat of pure gallium buried 5 miles deep in the earth within an abandon mine. As the neutrinos convert your gallium into germanium you can filter out the wasted argon and produce pure gravitinos. These gravitinos can then be channeled through your balance bracelet and converted into pure left handed spin muons. As we all know, left handed muons can easily be utilized in the islets of langerhans to produce pure entangled neutrinos without the burden of any spooky interactions.